Top 38 Pillow Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pillow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you a pillow?
Because I need someone to cry on
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Are you the cold side of the pillow?
Because I wanna burry my face inside you.
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Hey girl, are you a pillow
Cause I wanna flip you over and dig my face in you
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Are you a pillow?
Because I like to flip you over when it's getting hot.
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I can be your travel pillow.
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I lost my pillow...
Mind if I lay over you instead
- Day 76 -
I can say three things you and my pillow have in common
-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;) -
My pillow ain't good
Can i put my head in your lap.
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I see you cuddle your pillow at night. Would you rather have me come over and be your pillow?
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Are you a pillow?
Because I want you between my legs.
Funny pillow pickup lines
Roses are red...
Roses are red
Violets are shy
Bite on the pillow bitch
I'm going in dry
Are you a pillow?
Because I want to give you some head
I seem to have lost my pillow..
May i lay on top of you instead?
Roses are red, you’re pretty fly
Bite the pillow cause I’m going in dry
Can I call you a pillow?
Because I wanna give you head
Damn girl are you a pillow
Cause I wanna sleep with you every night
R u an anime girl?
Cause I wanna use U as my body pillow.
idk if it's too cheesy
Are you my pillow?
Cause i want you between my legs
Damn sexy, are you my pillow?
Because I’d ride on top of you until I cum
I lost my pillow
Can I use you instead
If you’re my pillow,
I’ll lay on it all day.
Are you a cold pillow?
Because I want to put you on my face
Are you my pillow
Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you
Hey marshmallow, I lost my cuddle pillow...
Join me in bed and replace it, you'll get mike ock to swallo
- Day 14
Girl you're like the cold side of my pillow...
Cause I wanna bury my face in you
- Day 47
Are you my anime girl pillow?
Because I wanna sleep with you
How many pillows do you sleep with?
Would you like another
Hey are you a pillow?
Cuz I need some head
Do they make you in hug pillow?
These bags of organic spinach would make some great pillows don’t you think?
Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.
You know I have extra pillow and blanket in the guard room.
Girl, your skin is so smooth, and you smell good just like some new shoes. (Pillow Talk)