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Top 50 Pocket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pocket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pocket conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

    Cause that kiss is calling me

  2. Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

    Because that kiss is calling me

  3. I may be wasted

    But atleast this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be.

  4. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  5. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  6. Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

  7. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  10. Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

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Funny pocket pickup lines

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

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Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

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Working Pocket tinder opener

Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat kiss is calling me

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.