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Top 50 Pocket Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pocket pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Is there a phone in your back pocket by any chance

    Cause that ass is calling me

  2. Hey do you keep your phone in your back pocket?

    Because that ass is calling me

  3. Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

  4. Is that a Pope hat in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  5. Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

  6. Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

  8. Is that a Turkey Leg in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

  10. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

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Funny pocket pickup lines

Is that a carrot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

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Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

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Working Pocket tinder opener

Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat ass is calling me

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Roman Candle in your pocket or are your balls exploding with delight?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?