Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat kiss is calling me

Is that a split vote in your pocket...

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Why yes, there IS a gun in my pocket!

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Is that a bomb on your pocket or are you just Boom!

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting your consent for intercourse.

Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Is that your phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.