Is that a machete in your pocket or are you happy to...oh...

Is that a Clif Bar in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Is that a spear in my pocket? Cuz I can see myself in on your moon.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Don't worry ladies that isn't a pistol in my pocket.

Is that a wrench in your pocket or are you just happy to be harvesting?

Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,

or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Higgs boson in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Since we've been told to reduce waste these days,

what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.

Yes, this IS an EBT card in my pocket...and I'm happy to see you.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

I'm very sorry, but that is NOT a sonic screwdriver in my pocket...

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is your phone in your back pocket?

‘Cause dat kiss is calling me

Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I have a $750 Scotty Cameron ball marker in my pocket, think you can find it?

Is that a Volumetric Beaker in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a compass in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a race gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge arrow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plume in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

Girl, you don't have to settle for a pocket passer when you can have a scrambler like me.

Is that a slide ruler in your pocket or are you calculating the square root of 3?

Is that the disguise pen in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a lever in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a market expansion in your pocket...or are you just glad to see me?

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

Why do you look so good? You look like a candy bar I can not afford in my pocket.

Yes, that is a gun in my pocket and after I take care of some of my ex-colleagues, would you like to do dinner?

Is that a boo-ner in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a wooden spike in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it’ll look better in my pocket than in your head.

Is that leadership in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a chicken in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

Is that a batphone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Why yes, there IS a gun in my pocket!

Is that a parliamentary majority in your pocket are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a treant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bomb on your pocket or are you just Boom!

Is that a banana in my pocket or am I just a hermaphrodite?

Is that Norwegian wood in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a function signature in your pocket or are you just happy to call me?

Is that a bananna in your pocket or are you really glad to see me?

Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

Is that a #4159 Lego piece in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a number 2 pencil in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself getting your consent for intercourse.

Is that a Tyrosi in your pocket?

Is that a Thetan in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

Is there a moon pie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a health care bill in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Carry some sugar packets that say “Sugar” in your pocket

Hand it to a cutie and tell them that they must have dropped their name tag.

Is that a cutlass in yer pocket or are ya just happy ta see me?

Is that an Epi-Pen in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Easter egg in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that some candy in your pocket or are you just happy to see me baby?

Is that your phone in your back pocket?

Cause that ass is calling me

No that's not a compass in my pocket, I'm just that happy to see you, my little indigenous hottie.

Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Is that an inhaler in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a ball in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a huge bow in your pocket, or is your hunter happy to see me?

Is that a plumbob in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a moodlet in your pocket or you are just happy to see me?

What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.

Damn girl do you have a mirror in your pocket. Because I can see myself in your pants.

I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?

Soo... Is that a baby Dalek in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.

Is that a boat paddle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a SERP in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.

Is that candy bar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me sweetheart?

Is that a Rubik’s cube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.

Yes, that is a slide rule in my pocket.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Hey NSA, is that all of my personal data in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Oh wait...it is my personal data?

Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Cause i swear that kiss is calling me

Do you have a phone in your back pocket?

Because dat ass is calling

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?

Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat kiss is callin’ me!

Are you happy to see me or is that a Forbidden Technique scroll in your pocket.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I see myself climbing into your pants!

Is that some loot in your pocket or are you just happy to see me

I want your flesh rocket in my hot pocket.

Is that a bar of gold in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

"Is that a badminton racket in your pocket, or are you just excited about our potential love match?"

"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your plans tonight."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

Is that a hidden camera in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Moray in your pocket? or are you just happy to see me

Is that a cellphone in your back pocket?

Cause that kiss is calling out to me

Is that a Call To Action in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a bat in your pocket sweetheart, or does my costume excite you?

Babe, I got Amazon in my pocket. Come experience the wonders of my hot fire stick.

Is that a Yamato cannon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me.

Is that a giant triton shell in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Hey, are you a pocket-sized model? Because you're perfectly designed for me to carry around all day.

Is that an Immovable Rod in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you have a sun in your pocket? Because every time you smile, it feels like a sunny day.

"Is your name Hershey's? Because you turn my pocket into a candy store with just one look."

Do you have a flashlight in your pocket? Because you light up the darkest days for me.

"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can definitely see myself lost in your underrated beauty."

Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.

"I might not be good at pool, but I'd sure like to pocket your heart."

Is there a mirror in your pocket?

‘Cause I can see myself in your

Are you a pocket-sized goddess? Because you're small but pack a powerful punch of beauty and charm.

"Is that a pitchfork in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, with those muscles chiseled by hard work?"

Wassup I got a couple balls in my pocket if you're interested.

Is your phone in your back pocket?

Coz that kiss is calling me.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears...just like my hot pocket in the microwave.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see myself getting all steamed up with you.

"Do I have a sparkler in my pocket, or is my heart just ignited by your dazzling smile?"

Is that a Dwemer artifact in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket?

Or are you just excited to be within six feet of me?

Is that a frog in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

"Do you have a Ditto in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your Poké Balls... of eyes!"

Is that a bat phone in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Don’t mind me; people think that I’m a clown. Just watch out for these large shoes and the big horn in my pocket.