Top 17 Wallet Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Wallet chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?
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You belong in my wallet
Because there's nothing but 10's in there
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Are you a thief?
‘Cause I can’t find my wallet
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Are you a Capital One card?
'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!
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I'm tall because... I'm standing on my wallet.
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality
"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.
These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.
PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.
Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".
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I am wasted but...
The condom in my wallet does not have to be.
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If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.
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Are you my bitcoin wallet? Because I could check you out 24/7.
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Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.
Funny wallet pickup lines
Baby, you are my crypto wallet because you have the private keys to my heart.
Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet baby
Want to scan my wallet, and see if you like me more?
I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.
If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.
I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.