Top 21 Wallet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wallet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

2. Girl do you have a wallet?

   Because I wanna rob you

3. You belong in my wallet

   Because there's nothing but 10's in there

4. Are you a thief?

   ‘Cause I can’t find my wallet

5. Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else I’m missing?

   Your number in my phone.

6. You are the latest character in my life. Girl I am ready to destroy my wallet to wish you into my world.

7. Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet.

   I would rather spend on you instead.

8. Are you a Capital One card?

   'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!

9. I'm tall because... I'm standing on my wallet.

10. The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

    "How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that.
    
    These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize.
    
    PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s.
    
    Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this".
    
    \-Damien

Funny wallet pickup lines

I am wasted but...
The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

Are you my bitcoin wallet? Because I could check you out 24/7.

Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.

Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet baby

Want to scan my wallet, and see if you like me more?

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.