Top 21 Wallet Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Wallet pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Wallet conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Are you my wallet?

   Because i would never like to loose u

2. Is that a fat wallet in your pocket, or are you just excited to see my assets?

3. Girl do you have a wallet?

   Because I wanna rob you

4. You belong in my wallet

   Because there's nothing but 10's in there

5. Are you a thief?

   ‘Cause I can’t find my wallet

6. You are the latest character in my life. Girl I am ready to destroy my wallet to wish you into my world.

7. Oh no! My wallet is missing! Wanna know what else I’m missing?

   Your number in my phone.

8. Babe, Genshin Impact destroyed my wallet.

   I would rather spend on you instead.

9. Are you a Capital One card?

   'CAUSE WHAT'S IN YOUR WALLET?!

10. I'm tall because... I'm standing on my wallet.

Funny wallet pickup lines

I am wasted but...
The condom in my wallet does not have to be.

If I got a dollar for every time I saw an angel, you would have to pull out your wallet.

Are you my bitcoin wallet? Because I could check you out 24/7.

Baby, requesting permission to import my private keys into your hot wallet.

If my wallet look like a bible, it's only because the Word of God is ore valuable to me than gold.

Want to scan my wallet, and see if you like me more?

I’m wasted but the condom in my wallet doesn’t have to be.

Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.

Hey baby, want to see something huge? Take a look at my Bitcoin wallet baby

I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.