What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I have a p**... of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My pants are already on fire- for you.

Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I'm wearing green pants...

The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are those pants..

Are those pants made by Karl Marx? Because that kiss is causing an uprising in my lower class.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Hey baby. I'll drop your pants faster than my poll numbers.

Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

Hey baby. Is that an iceberg in your pants or you just happy to see me?

You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective..? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Are you from Japan?

Because I'd like to take ja-pants off.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.