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Top 50 Pants Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pants pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pants tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

    Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

  2. Are You A Holiday Meal?

    Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  3. The best Sunday I can think of?

    You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

    Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  4. Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pants?

    Cause I can see myself in them.

  5. Is that Africa in your pants?

    Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

  6. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

  7. What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

  8. There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

  9. There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

  10. Is your name Lionel?

    Because you made my pants Messi.


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Working pants pickup lines

You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

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I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

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I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

I have a pot of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!