50 Pants Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Pants rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about pants, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Pants Pickup Lines

A good Pants hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.
Are You A Holiday Meal?

Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.
The best Sunday I can think of?

You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.
Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pants?

Cause I can see myself in them.
Is that Africa in your pants?

Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.
Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

Short and cute pants pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pants are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

Is your name Lionel?

Because you made my pants Messi.

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

Cheesy pants Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

Corny pants Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pants conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I have a p**... of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

A good pants Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pants hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

I'm not wearing any pants.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pants love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pants chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.