There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

Is your name Lionel?

Because you made my pants Messi.

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?

My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

In case of an emergency, pull down the zipper on my pants.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I have a p**... of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!

I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

My pants are already on fire- for you.

Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

I'm wearing green pants...

The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

Are those pants..

Are those pants made by Karl Marx? Because that kiss is causing an uprising in my lower class.

Hey baby. I'll drop your pants faster than my poll numbers.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

Hey baby. Is that an iceberg in your pants or you just happy to see me?

You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective..? Because I can see myself in your pants.

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you from Japan?

Because I'd like to take ja-pants off.

I must be a piece of shit

Because I feel like sliding down your pants tonight.

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

Step into my exam room and take off your pants.

What is a Colt in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Hey girl, let me get in those pants. I shit mine.

What's your uniform number? Cause i'd love to get in those pants.

Is there a mirror in your pocket? because I'm pretty can see creatures from the infinite void in your pants.

Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

Hey baby, I'm just like Baron Rivendare. Suave, sexy, sophisticated, and if you're lucky, I might just drop your pants.

Hi, I'm Officer Watson, and you're a Person of Interest...in my pants.

Can you pitch a tent? Can you pitch a tent in your pants?

Is that a phone in your pocket? Cus I can see myself in your pants.

Is that Pinocchio in your pants or are you just pleased to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants? [No, why?] Cause I’m trying to tap that.

Is that a xenomorph in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

"Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants"

This one only works of the girl is wearing camouflage pants

Hey girl, you better get a refund on those camo pants, because I spotted that ass from a mile away.

I've got an E-Meter in my pants you can use.

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

Girl, you got my pants on the rise like Apple stock.

Hey Chief, how about you beam our pants into space, wide dispersal pattern.

You are like a sponge to my square pants.

Can you smell chestnuts roasting? Me too. Let's get these pants off.

Are those mirrors on your pants? Because I can't see any vampires in them.

Can I see your pants drop at midnight too?

Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now?

Girl: You're on 4th street.

Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

I have a RPG in my pants if you know what I mean.

Those are some nice pants!

Mind if I test the zipper?

Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!

Is that a barbell in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Are your pants purple? Because you're kiss is sure epic!

Are you a Rebel? ‘Cause you just started an uprising in my pants

Dude those pants look terrible on you

Please take them off

Is that an illegal alien in your pants or are you just worried I'll deport you?

I'm underrepresented. In your pants.

Im building something in my pants and its not from the Leia set.

One day, an Autobot shall rise from my pants, and use the power of my matrix to light your darkest area.

Those snow pants would look good on the floor next to my bed.

Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.

I turn on my charmander pants come right off

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because your pants are big enough to fit one.

Those pants look great on you. But they’d look even better on my floor.

Do you like jalapeños?

Cause in a minute ill be jalapeños pants.

Is there a ninja in your pants?

Cause your kiss is kicking.

Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.

Do you have a tea bag in your pocket because I can see me in your pants.

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Here's my number. Just in case you ever need a grappling partner without a shirt or pants.

Dive for my pants and you will save some amazing balls.

Are you s**...? Because I got a s**... Snack in my pants.

There's an incident in my pants, and you're invited.

Girl, did you put bonemeal in my pants? Cause i feel something growing in there.

Girl, I got the perfect B.O.W. in my pants.

Girl, you just made the perfect link buliding campaign in my pants.

I want to put my b**... into your pants.

I wish i was your phone...

In your pants all the time

Comrade allow me to introduce u to a MP. Not a member of parlement, but a Member of my Pants.

Girl I hope you like bananas, because you just made my carrot grew in my pants.

My pants are kinda uncomfortable

Mind if I get in yours?

I’m not saying I’m a sure thing, but in the last 2 weeks my pants have a 100% open rate

Those must be climbing pants, because I would love to climb in your pants.

There must be a magnet in my pants, because I'm attracted to your buns of steel!

Do you work in construction? Because you just build a tower in my pants.

Do you share your ski equipment? I'd love to get in your pants