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80 Pants Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 pants pick up lines for her and flirty pants rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about pants that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your pants rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pants pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pants joke for a great chat response.

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A good Pants pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey baby, are you Draco Malfoy?

    Because I'd like to Slytherin to your pants.

  2. Are You A Holiday Meal?

    Because you're making my pants tighter and tighter.

  3. The best Sunday I can think of?

    You, me, Netflix and mimosas with no pants on.

    Oh sorry, I meant bottomless mimosas.

  4. Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pants?

    Cause I can see myself in them.

  5. Is that Africa in your pants?

    Cause I wanna visit Djibouti.

  6. Check out the new operating system...IN MY PANTS!

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What is a good Pants pickup line?

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Short and cute pants pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pants are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

What are the drop rates on those pants, babe?

There's an Arcade Fire ... In my pants.

There is no spoon. But there is a rolling pin in my pants.

You took those yoga pants for sale?

Because in my house there are 100% discount.

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Smooth Pants pickup line

You Ignite the inside of my pants.

I would have bought u a pair of pants for your birthday but I didn't see the point since they are gonna come off anyway.

I just built a climbing gym in my pants and would like to offer your a chance at a first ascent.


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Cheesy pants Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, are your pants made by Karl Marx?

Cuz their causing an uprising in my lower class.

I hope you’re a geology major cause I need you to take a look at this rock in my pants.

Do you wash your pants in Mr Sheen because I can see myself in them.

Girl, I have 6"+ .... In my pants.

Is that a sponge in your pants or are you just glad to see me?


My pants might be in the wrong place but my heart is always in the right place.

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Working Pants tinder opener

You remind me of a dinosaur. I wanna dig for your bone in your pant.

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Funny pants Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pants conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I heard your pants have a low drop rate. I like those odds.

I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.

Are you happy to see me or is that a pepper grinder in your pants?

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Is that a stake in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Can you help me?

My snake is stuck in my pants and wants to see you.

I have a p**... of gold...It's in my pants with two leprechauns.

Is that a mirror in your pocket because I see myself in your pants.

There must be C4 in my pants cuz you make me want to go BOOM!


Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see Candyman in your pants!

Your pants are like a stronghold, because inside there is a portal that leads to a place of mystery.

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Clever pants Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Pants hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!

Is that a Bellsprout in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a keg in your pants because I wanna tap that.

In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

Do you mind if I apparate into your pants?

I'm not wearing any pants.

Hi, Alba outside at 8 to Pique you up and sing you a Song and later on maybe Puyol pants down and we’ll get Messi.

I hope you like giants, because I have one in my pants.

Is there a ninja in your pants because yo kiss is kickin'!


I have an oversize Friend in my pants!

I'd like to show you my long program, in the no pants ice dance!

You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!

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Smooth pants Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Pants pickup lines make her give you her number.

You're giving me an exothermic reaction in my pants.

I'm dead inside, but you make something in my pants alive.

Hey baby what's your uniform number? Because I want to get in those pants!

Is that a batarang in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that Mjolnir in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that an Al-Qaeda bomb in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?

My pants are already on fire- for you.

Do you buy your pants on sale?

Because at my house they would be 100% off.

You better bring a diamond pickaxe to my house. Cause there's obsidian in my pants.


Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

Is that a Rhyhorn in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?

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Flirty pants Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Pants pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I'm wearing green pants...

Is that a polar bear in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

The uprising in my pants it shouldnt be a struggle putting the matter forward.

I pulled you over because you were causing a moving violation... In my pants.

Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

Hey girl, you're giving me a pop-up store in my pants.

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.


I may be looking like a nord, but I’m a red guard in my pants and a khajiit in the bed.

Is that corn on the cob in your pants or are you excited to see me?

Are those Pokéballs in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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Cringe pants Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Are those pants..

Are those pants made by Karl Marx? Because that kiss is causing an uprising in my lower class.

Hey baby. I'll drop your pants faster than my poll numbers.

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: No!
Man: I think you misheard me. I said you look fat in those pants.

Hey, do you have body image issues? Because I think you'd feel better without those pants.

Hey baby. Is that an iceberg in your pants or you just happy to see me?

You give me a 1-UP... In my pants!

Knock Knock Who's there? India!

India who? What's it gonna take to get India pants. 

Are you from Japan?

Because I'd like to take ja-pants off.

Is that a demonic possession in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?


Hey, are those running tights you have on reflective..? Because I can see myself in your pants.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pants love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pants chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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