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Top 39 Jeans Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Jeans pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Jeans conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

  2. I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

  3. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  4. Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.

  5. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

  6. I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

  7. Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

  8. Those jeans make your ash look big.

  9. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

  10. Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

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What is a Jeans pickup line?

Funny jeans pickup lines

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

If I were an enzyme...

I'd be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your jeans

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

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This is a funny Jeans pickup line!

I’m like DNA Hellicase

I wanna unzip your jeans (if you don’t understand look up what DNA Hellicase is)

A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)
"Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Are you an old pair of jeans?

Coz im trying to get inside you

Those jeans look great on you...

But they'd look better on my descendants.

AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

Just call me DNA helicase baby...

Cause I'm about to unzip those jeans

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Working Jeans tinder opener

I'm jealous of the blue jeans that you're wearing,

And the way they're holding you so tight.

If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase... I could unzip your jeans.

You can put your Armin in my Jeans anytime.

How do you get in those jeans? Mercy you looking fine. How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? (Those Jeans)

Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them...

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.