Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

Those jeans make your ash look big.

From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

I wanna go all '50 Shades of Jean Grey' on your fine ass.

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?

Because I want to pass down your jeans.

"I may not be a teacher, but I'd love to give you a lesson on how good you'd look in every fabric, not just jeans."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"Baby, that black shirt and blue jean are lucky, they're hugging curves more captivating than a Picasso masterpiece."

"Are you a kpop star? Cause my heart just skipped a BEAT the moment I saw your new jeans."

Did you just steal my heart like Jean Valjean stole that loaf of bread?

"Are your jeans magical? Because they've been pulling my heartstrings from across the room."

"Ever thought about trading those dresses for jeans more often? You'd give a whole new definition to 'school's in session.'"

"Oh, don't worry, I've always been a fan of lame jokes. They're like the dad jeans of humor – out of style but strangely comforting."

In pink you shine, jeans hugging just right,
You're a vision, a lovely sight.

"The way that kurti and jeans hug your curves, it's like a masterpiece in motion."

"In that black shirt and blue jeans, you're giving mirrors a reason to reflect perfection."

Are you Jean Valjean? Because you've stolen my heart like a loaf of bread.

"Are you a hunter? Because you've just caught my heart in your crosshairs."

"Is your outfit stitched by Google? Because it has everything I've been searching for, a kurti with jeans and your beautiful smile."

"Are your jeans made of starlight? Because your lower half is out of this world."

"Jeans may disagree, but to me, your broad hips are poetry in motion."

"In your kurti and jeans so bright, you're the star that lights my night."

"The way that black shirt pairs with your blue jeans, it's a blockbuster movie and you're the star."

"Hey cowboy, your muscles are as powerful as your horsepower, mind showing me what else you've got under those jeans?"

"Watching you dress up is like a teaser trailer, but I'd rather get the full-length feature of your stunning allure."

"Those broad hips of yours may defy jeans, but they perfectly define my dreams."

"Excuse me, but do those jeans come with a warning? Because that booty is distraction-level dangerous!"

You must be the perfect fit for me because you're tighter than a pair of skinny jeans.

"That black shirt and blue jeans don't stand a chance, they're only reflecting half of your mesmerizing sexiness."

Your curves in tight jeans, a sight to behold,
With that pink top on, you're pure gold.

"Christina, your curves should be famous; is that divine masterpiece hidden in jeans or Van Gogh's lost canvas?"

"Are you a race car? Because my heart races every time I see you in those tight jeans."

"Your curves in that outfit are turning this mirror into the hottest reality show."

"Just like my car, my love for you runs deep; let’s take a ride through life together."

"You don't need jeans to look stunning, darling. But if you want, I'd gladly provide the entire wardrobe."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my new jeans blasting Girl Group Kpop?"

"Your kurti with jeans combo is like a poem, making you the most beautiful verse I've ever read."

"Is your black shirt made of stars? Because you're lighting up this mirror with your radiant beauty."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in these nature-inspired jeans?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by in these jeans again?"

"How about I show you the horsepower in my jeans and rope your desires till dawn in my pickup truck?"

I’m like DNA Hellicase

I wanna unzip your jeans (if you don’t understand look up what DNA Hellicase is)

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel in those jeans."

"Your style is as captivating as a timeless jean jacket, effortlessly cool, and impossible to ignore."

"Excuse me, is your jacket a denim compass? Because every time I see you, I find my way to incredible style."

"Like a verse in denim and lace, your beauty transcends time and space."

"Your kurti and jeans combo isn't just pretty, it's a captivating sight that makes my heart skip a beat."

"Your blue jeans and black shirt combo must be illegal, because I've never seen such a captivating crime of fashion."

"Do you have a map? Because ever since I spotted those 'new jeans', I've been lost in the Kpop section of your eyes!"

"Haha, bold of you! How about we start with unzipping the mysteries of each other's minds first?"

Haha, glad you appreciate it! But hey, I bet yours looks just as good in those jeans 😉

"How 'bout you and your horsepower show me what's really in those jeans, cowboy? Ready for a wild ride?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te in those tight jeans.

"That mirror's lucky to capture your radiance, but it's nothing compared to seeing you live in that stunning ensemble."

"I saw you for the first time and thought, 'how does someone walking in jeans look more beautiful than a sunset?'"

A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)

"Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

"Are your jeans Kpop, cuz when I look at you, my heart does the Gangnam Style!"

Are you an old pair of jeans?

Coz im trying to get inside you

"In blue jeans and black shirt, you're not just filming a mirror video, you're capturing hearts worldwide."

"You in that blue jean is a masterpiece, are you sure you're not an artist's dream come alive?"

"In those jeans, your ass is like a perfectly sculpted sonnet; it's poetry in motion every time you move."

Are you Jean Valjean? Because stealing my heart is the only crime I’d forgive.

"Is this magic or just my hands getting lost in the pocket paradise of your jeans?"

"Wow, skipping straight to dessert? You're quite a tease. Let's savour the main course first."

"There's something about the way you fill those jeans that makes me want to discover why country boys do it better."

"Smooth line there! But maybe we should first unzip some common interests or shared passions?"

"Are your jeans made of espresso? Because your curves are brewing something irresistible."

"I might not fit the dad jeans, but can our paths cross like trending hashtags in a tweet?"

Are you Cosette? Because you just stole my heart like Jean Valjean stealing a loaf of bread.

"Today in your kurti and jeans, you're not just being pretty...you're redefining elegance for me."

"Are we a pair of matching black jeans? Cause I can't imagine my life without you fitting perfectly into it."

"Hey N, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in those tight jeans?"

"Hey darling, can I be your summertime sadness or will you turn my blue jeans into a night to remember?"

"Do you ride dirt bikes? Because you've revved up my heart engine in those Wrangler jeans."

"I must be a denim enthusiast, because when I see you in that jean jacket, I know I've found my perfect fit."

"Is that jacket made of denim? Because just like a perfect pair of jeans, you've got my heart fit to burst."

"Seeing you in black and blue, is like watching my favorite love story unfold - it's captivating, exciting, and beautiful."

"Haha, quite the forward thinker, aren't you? How about we first try to unzip the mysteries of each other’s minds?"

"Girl, must be some elastic tissue in those jeans, because my heart can't seem to snap back from your stunning charm."

"Is that a black shirt or are you just radiating darkness as the stars do, making even that mirror blush?"

Those jeans look great on you...

But they'd look better on my descendants.

"You must be a Kpop idol, because whenever you wear those jeans, you top my charts!"

"Do you believe in protecting what matters? Because I’d go to hell and back for someone like you."

"If you're wearing that kurti with jeans to make me fall for you, well done! I'm even tripping over my words now."

AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

"Those must be lucky jeans, because they're holding a real treasure."

"Is your jean jacket made of boyfriend material? Because it looks like it could use some of mine."

"That black shirt might be captivating, but it's nothing compared to those blue jean reflections revealing your undeniable charm."

"Are those jeans designer? Because they're tailored perfectly to your heavenly curves, I'm almost lost in the fit."

"That dare might have been your best fashion statement yet. You in jeans? Now that should be an everyday occurrence."

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em

You can put your Armin in my Jeans anytime.

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you're in your Prime.

I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

How do you get in those jeans? Mercy you looking fine. How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do I? (Those Jeans)

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Your jeans are playing peekaboo and I'd like to see the other half of your butterfly tattoo. (Ticks)

I'm lavin you in those jeans.

I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them...

Lookin' good, plenty tight. Tell me, is there any more room for me in those jeans? (In Those Jeans)

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?