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Top 40 Jeans Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Jeans chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

  2. I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

  3. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  4. Is your name Jean? Cause you've been in my mind all day.

  5. Damn girl, your hips and thighs look compressed in those jeans. Shall I... unzip them for you?

  6. Hey, girl, is that a mirror in your pocket? Oh, they're Miss Me jeans, and you look beautiful.

  7. I'll starch your shirts AND your jeans.

  8. Can you pour me a drink like you poured yourself into those jeans?

  9. Those jeans make your ash look big.

  10. From your skinny jeans I could see your thighs were made for cheeks to graze.

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Baby, I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

Your putt looks great in those jeans.

If I were an enzyme...

I'd be DNA Helicase, so I could unzip your jeans

Are those jeans Guess? Cause guess who wants to be inside them...

Damn girl, good thing you don't have that new iPhone, because those jeans are tight.

If you gotta jump to put on Jeans

Call me

Are pants usually given as family heirlooms?
Because I want to pass down your jeans.

A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)

"Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

Are you an old pair of jeans?

Coz im trying to get inside you

Those jeans look great on you...

But they'd look better on my descendants.

AYYE girl you got some cute jeans,

And when I mean jeans, I mean genes, those beautifully combined chromosomes

Just call me DNA helicase baby...

Cause I'm about to unzip those jeans

Did you wash those jeans in Windex?

Because I can see myself in them...

Are those Guess jeans?

'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em

I'm jealous of the blue jeans that you're wearing,

And the way they're holding you so tight.

If I was an enzyme I would be DNA helicase...

...so I could unzip your jeans.

Are your jeans from outer space?

Because that ass is out of this world!

Hey would you like what you're hiding in your tight jeans to be the 34th ranked golfer in the world because I can make that V-jay sing?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

Are those jeans Guess? Because guess who wants to be inside them...

I don't need a knight in shining armor. A sweet boy in old blue jeans will do just fine.

I ain't never seen a cowboy look that good in jeans.

I love your jean and how it brings out your curves.

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!

You may not be Miss Jean Brodie, but I can tell you're in your Prime.