Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?

"Hey big guy, how about you let this lucky boy scrub away the dirt and discover the muscle beneath?"

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

"Ever had your muscles lathered by a pro? Trust me, you won't just lose the dirt, but also your heart."

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"If your body's a pickup truck, darling, I'm the lucky guy who gets to buff it to a shinier perfection."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Ever had a personal wash from a pro? My hands, your muscles... We'll be creating steam hotter than any locker room shower."

"You're the dirty pickup truck, and I'm your personal car wash. Ready to get those biceps sparkling?"

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one h**... of a pumper.

"Ever had a full-service clean? Because I'm ready to scrub until every bulging muscle shines, big boy."

"Working on your muscles is like washing a prized truck, a dirty job but the shine afterwards... simply breathtaking."

"You're like a sexy, mud-splattered pickup truck; can I be the lucky guy who gets to hose you down?"

"Is there a map on your biceps? Because I just got lost in the definition of those muscles."

"You've been sweating up a storm, time for this lucky guy to make those bulging muscles shine, ready for some wet?"

"Ready to get rinsed, big guy? Your dirt fuels my desire, your sweat, my sweet cologne. Let the cleanup begin."

Haha, well, I'm more of a sprinkler than a hose, but I'll try my best to keep things flowing! 😉

"Babe, seeing you all dirty makes me want to scrub every inch of you, especially those hard to reach places."

Are you a garden? Because you make my hose water all the flowers.

"Just like a dusty truck needs a good hose down, you've got me craving for your dirty allure."

"You're the grime on my favorite car, strong and resilient, but lucky for you, I love playing with hoses."

Are you a garden hose? Because I'm getting tangled up in your charm like a confused earthworm!

"Hey stud, your muscles need a wash and I'm the dedicated detailer ready to polish every inch of you."

"Are you a pickup truck? 'Cause I'm drawn to your dirt, ready to cleanse you with my irresistible charm."

"Hey there big guy, need help scrubbing down those chiseled muscles? I promise to make it a thorough job."

"Just like a dirty pickup, I can't help but fantasize about making your muscles shine under my delicate hose."

"Your muscles are like a pickup truck, all covered in dirt. Can I be the guy who gets to wash them down?"

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

"Babe, you're like a dirty sports car, only a lucky guy like me can handle your hot and muscled chassis."

"Hey boy, you're like a pickup truck - dirty and strong. Mind if I be the lucky hose to your muscular car wash?"

"I must be a mechanic, because every time I see you, my heart starts racing like a tuned-up engine."

"Ever need a hand scrubbing down those hard-to-reach muscles, big guy? I'm an expert in deep cleaning."

"How about we play 'car and wash'? Your muscles are the car, and I'm ready with my hose."

"You're like a pickup truck, rugged and dirty. How about letting this lucky guy give those muscles a thorough wash?"

"Hey babe, you're the only guy I'd clean off-field dirt for; your muscles are my favorite late-night laundry."

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed by a pro? With me, you'd feel like a prized car getting detailed."

"You're like a dirty pickup truck, and I'm the lucky guy who gets to polish up those muscles."

"Big guy, your body is my favorite terrain; how about I explore every dirty crevice with my magic hose?"

"How about a workout in the shower? I promise to scrub every bulging muscle till you shine brighter than a championship trophy."

"Hey stud, how about you bring those burly muscles over here and I'll wash away all your stress, one flex at a time."

"Got a wash for your chiseled frame, love? Your scent is the only sweat I'd exchange my cologne for."

"Baby, you're my favorite kind of dirt - the kind only my special touch can clean off those hard-earned muscles."

I think you and I will get along like fire hoses...

...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

"Ever need a personal car wash? Because I'd love to make those biceps shine brighter than any pickup truck."

"Muscles, sweat, and dirt, that's my kind of cocktail. How about a private shower show where I'm your personal cleaning service?"

"You're the rugged, dirty jock of my dreams, can I be the boyfriend who cleans up your irresistible mess?"

"Your muscles are like a dusty truck, they need my special hose treatment to reveal their true irresistible charm."

"Hey handsome, ever had your muscles washed with a touch as soft as silk and a passion as hot as fire?"

"Hey big guy, how about we indulge in our own steamy car wash? I promise to clean every inch of your muscular body."

"Your body is like a dirty truck - big, strong, and ready for my tender touch to make you sparkle again."

"Hey stud, your muscles are like a 4x4, rugged and dirty; mind if I give them a shiny scrub?"

"Big jock, you're my dirty little secret. I can't wait to wash every bulging muscle until you're squeaky clean."

"Just like a dirty car, I can't wait to hose down your muscular frame and polish it to perfection."

"Your muscles remind me of a dirty pickup truck, may I have the pleasure to wash every inch?"

"Babe, you're like a dirty, masculine car that only my hose can handle. Ready for a thorough cleaning?"

"You're so manly and bulging, makes me think I've won the lottery to be your personal hose handler."

"Hey, you're like my favorite pickup, covered in dirt. Fancy a scrub down from this lucky mechanic?"

[nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?

Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

Are you a fire

Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

Can I hose down your doublet?

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Firemen have the longest hoses

Hey baby…can you s**... a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Want to see my hose lay?

Nice hose, does it pump?