Top 26 Hose Pick Up lines

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1. You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

2. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

3. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

4. I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

5. I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

   A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet
   
   b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

6. I think you and I will get along like fire hoses...

   ...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

7. Hey Girl, you like water?

   I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

8. [nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?

   Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

9. Are you a fire

   Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

10. Girl are you a shitty hose?

    Cuz you’re hella kinky

Funny hose pickup lines

Are you a car?
Because i wanna put my hose into you

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.

I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

Want to see my hose lay?

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

Can I hose down your doublet?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Firemen have the longest hoses

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.