Top 25 Hose Pick Up lines

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1. You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

2. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

3. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

4. I don’t have a very long hose, but I’ve got one hell of a pumper!

5. I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

   A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet
   
   b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

6. [nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?

   Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

7. Hey Girl, you like water?

   I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

8. Are you a fire

   Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

9. Girl are you a shitty hose?

   Cuz you’re hella kinky

10. Are you a car?

    Because i wanna put my hose into you

Funny hose pickup lines

I may not be into gardening. . .
Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.

I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

Nice hose, does it pump?

Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

Can I hose down your doublet?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Firemen have the longest hoses

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.