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Top 27 Hose Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hose pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hose tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

  2. I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  3. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

  4. Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?

  5. Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

  6. That's one long hose I have Here. And yes, I know how to use it.

  7. I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper.

  8. I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

    A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

    b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

  9. I think you and I will get along like fire hoses...

    ...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

  10. Hey Girl, you like water?

    I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

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[nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?
Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

Are you a fire

Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

Are you a car?

Because i wanna put my hose into you

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Hey baby…can you suck a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey boy...I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

Can I hose down your doublet?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Firemen have the longest hoses

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

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Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.

I'm a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours?

Nice hose, does it pump?