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Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

27 Hose Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hose rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hose, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hose Pickup Lines

A good Hose hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. You know, firefighters have the longest hoses!

  2. I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

  3. I see you're letting your gas tank open... Just so happens I have a gas hose.

  4. Would you like to help me deploy my long hose?

  5. Girl, you turn me into a spray hose.

  6. That's one long hose I have Here. And yes, I know how to use it.

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What is a good Hose pickup line?

Short and cute hose pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hose are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one h**... of a pumper.

I’m kind of like the fire department. Why?

A) because whenever things get too hot they call me to come make it wet

b) it takes multiple trained professionals to handle my hose

I think you and I will get along like fire hoses...

...because when we get turned on, there's bound to be flames.

Are you a fire

Because I would like to stick my hose I to you

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Smooth Hose pickup line

Hey Girl, you like water?

I've got a lot of it in my hose if you wanna get wet sometime.

I may not be into gardening. . .
Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon

Are you a car?

Because i wanna put my hose into you


Cheesy hose Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers.

Can I hose down your doublet?

What a pretty thing man is when he goes in his doublet and hose and leaves off his wit! (Much Ado About Nothing)

You handle that hose well, how about the other one?

Yea I've got a 15 foot hose with a flared tip


Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses.

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Working Hose tinder opener

Nice hose, does it pump?

Corny hose Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hose conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Want to see my hose lay?

Hey baby…can you s**... a golf ball through 50 feet of garden hose?

Hey boy...I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

Fire Fighters play with their hoses, I bring the bed

Firemen have the longest hoses

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hose love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hose chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.