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Top 12 Straw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Straw pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

  3. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  4. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  5. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  6. If you think you suck at everything,

    Can I be your straw?

  7. Are you a glass of water ?

    Because i wanna stick my straw in you

  8. Hey girl, are you a boba straw?

    Cause I want you to suck on these balls and swallow.

  9. Are you a turtle?

    Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

  10. R u smoothie?

    Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u

    I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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Funny straw pickup lines

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you...