Top 12 Straw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Straw pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Straw tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

   Coz you can swallow my straw

2. Are you a paper straw?

   Because i’ll suck you off until you disintegrate

3. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

4. Hey girl are you a turtle

   Because I wanna choke you with my straw

5. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

   Because you can choke on my straw ;)

6. If you’re a turtle

   call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

7. If you think you suck at everything,

   Can I be your straw?

8. Are you a glass of water ?

   Because i wanna stick my straw in you

9. Are you a turtle?

   Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

10. R u smoothie?

    Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u
    
    
    
    
    I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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