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Top 14 Straw Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Straw pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll suck you off until you disintegrate

  3. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

  4. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  5. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  6. She/He's so hot I would...

    Suck a fart out of her ass with a silly straw and hold it like a bong hit just to dry hump her shadow in a cactus patch.

    Drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

    I would swim up the Amazon river with 50 lbs dumbbells tied to my dick and Oprah Winfrey’s queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection

  7. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  8. If you think you suck at everything,

    Can I be your straw?

  9. Are you a glass of water ?

    Because i wanna stick my straw in you

  10. Hey girl, are you a boba straw?

    Cause I want you to suck on these balls and swallow.

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What is a Straw pickup line?

Funny straw pickup lines

Are you a turtle?
Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and suck the juice out of u

I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you...

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.