The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 12 Straw Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Straw conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Straw pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll s**... you off until you disintegrate

  3. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna s**... on you.

  4. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  5. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  6. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

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What is a Straw pickup line?

Working short straw pickup lines to impress a girl

If you think you s**... at everything,

Can I be your straw?

Are you a glass of water ?

Because i wanna stick my straw in you

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and s**... the juice out of u

I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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This is a funny Straw pickup line!

I must have a house made of straw, because you just blew me away.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Straw phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Straw lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.