The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

12 Straw Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Straw rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about straw, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Straw Pickup Lines

A good Straw hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. [nsfw] are you a suicidal turtle?

    Coz you can swallow my straw

  2. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll s**... you off until you disintegrate

  3. Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna s**... on you.

  4. Hey girl are you a turtle

    Because I wanna choke you with my straw

  5. Hey girl, are you a turtle?

    Because you can choke on my straw ;)

  6. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

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What is a good Straw pickup line?

Short and cute straw pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about straw are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

If you think you s**... at everything,

Can I be your straw?

Are you a glass of water ?

Because i wanna stick my straw in you

Are you a turtle?

Bc i want you to choke on my straw.

R u smoothie?

Cuz i wanna put my straw in u and s**... the juice out of u




I came up with this while talking to a girl here cuz she was smooth af

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Smooth Straw pickup line

You be the drink, and I'll be the straw that stirs you...


Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Straw love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Straw chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.