Top 5 Razor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Razor chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Are you a gillette razor?

   Cuz you’re the best a man can get

2. I don't want to beat around the bush,

   So here's a razor and some shaving cream.

3. Damn girl are you a razor?

   Cuz i wanna be scissoring with you

4. The perfect line for anyone named Annie

   “I stole some razors and shaved so I can be that tiny bit closer to you.”
   
   *awkward silence*
   
   “Annie, are you ok? You’ve been hit on by a smooth criminal.”

5. Are you razor blades

   Because I want you to penetrate me
   (no homo)