Top 7 Shampoo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shampoo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Listen ladies, I don't wash my hair with shampoo. I wash my hair with champagne.

2. Are you using mango shampoo?

   Because you're making this man go crazy

3. Hey girl are you a shampoo bottle ?

   Because I wanna stick my dick in you

4. Does your dad make baby shampoo?

   Because you're easy on the eyes

5. Are you shampoo?

   Cause I'd like to give you a lot of head

6. Are you a shampoo??

   Cuz its so hard ,to make an eye contacts with you...

7. Don't think this has been done

   I don't use 2 in 1 men shampoo but the only 2 in 1 I see is you and me