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Top 50 Barber Shop Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Barber Shop chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I give a killer massage.

  2. Who wants a mustache ride?

  3. Your fingers have touched my soul

  4. Am I too late for that whole mustache thing?

  5. Are you a barber? Because your haircut is terrible and I just assume you tried to do it yourself.

  6. Are you sure you're not Finn's hair? Because you are just golden!

  7. Beards make you hotter. This is science.

  8. Bushy beard; Cozy kiss.

  9. Can I just run my fingers through your hair?

  10. Comb on over baby

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Funny barber shop pickup lines

Did you just have a manicure? How about if I nailed you to the wall?

Don't let my haircut mislead you. I'm a raging sex machine.

Ever heard of happy ending? Want one?

Great great looking hands and finger nails! They will look good on my body.

I don't mean to be forward but your hair style looks beautiful on you.

I have a beard. And I am good at sex.

I have a beard. Now where would you like my wood?

I have a certificate to couple spa that expires tomorrow. I don't want to see it go waste. Will you go with me?

I like your hair, can I pull it from behind?

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

I saw your tweet about wanting a new mustang. How about a mustache ride instead?

I sure do like the way your hair smells.

I'm staying at the [hotel]. I heard they have a great spa service.

If all women have flawless skin like yours, spa will go out of business!

If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile? Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

Is that the smell of lavender oil in your hair?

Your hair looks so soft and silky. Can I run my fingers through it?

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hairstore but it was real expensive! So can I have ur number?

Is your family in the pasta business? Because you got angel hair.

Mind if I comb over?

My love for you is like Rapunzel's hair, it just keeps growing and growing.

Pardon me miss, but I couldn't help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

Pick up lines? You mean beard.

Someday I will grow a mustache.