Hey girl are you a cigarette?

Cause I wanna light you on fire and throw yah in the garbage when I'm done with you ;)

"Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want to get closer to your bandwidth.

"Well, aren't you intriguing? Balancing between witty Deadpool and intense American Psycho, impressive!"

"Hey, I'm not a cigarette, but if we kiss, I could be your next bad habit with less side effects."

"Oh, a man with diverse tastes! I can handle some Ryan Reynolds humor and Christian Bale intensity."

Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to unlock your secrets and explore every inch of your depths.

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, and I’d love to log in together!

Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart and I want a slice of you!

Your allure burns bright like a lit cigarette, leaving me breathless with every silhouette.

"Are you a pack of cigarettes? Because every time I see you, I get this smokin' urge to light up my world."

"Cigarette after sex? Sounds like someone's trying to extinguish the flames! I’m more of a dessert person—what’s your guilty pleasure?"

Are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I feel like taking a puff.

"Are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I get a rush of adrenaline, and I can't quit."

"Girl, are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I get the urge to light up."

Are you a Roblox game? Because I’d love to spend all night playing with you.

Are you a glitch? Because you just made my heart skip a beat!

Are you a gamer? Because I'm ready to level up our chemistry and take you to the next bedroom.

"Cigarettes after sex? Bold choice! I’m more of a 'shower karaoke' kind of guy—now that’s the real post-date entertainment! 🎤😂"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is magic in your curves.

"Say, you like band and cigarettes? How about we make music together then light one up post-encore?"

"You are so hot, you could light up a cigarette without a match, but luckily, I prefer my kisses smoke-free."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I wanna download your heart!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I can't stop wanting a closer trick.

"Are you a cigarette? Because I'm addicted to you and your love is my smoke break."

Are you a hacker? Because you've just unlocked my heart's secret level!

Are you a game glitch? Because you’ve got me stuck on you and I can’t log out!

Hey baby, I'll f**k you so well, the NEIGHBORS will be having a cigarette when we're done.

"Are you a cigarette? Because I can’t help but want to take a long, slow drag with you."

Are you a cigarette? Because you're smoking hot and leave me breathless.

Are you a game controller? Because I can't help but want to press all your buttons tonight.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot, and I want to be near you to feel that warmth.

"Cigarette after sex? I prefer a pizza slice—much more satisfying and way less ash. What’s your post-date snack of choice?"

Are you a game console? Because I want to take you home and play all night long!

Are you a virtual reality headset? Because every moment with you feels like an out-of-this-world experience!

"Hey, my love for you is like my future lung cancer, inevitable because you take my breath away."

"Baby, can you be the band to my cigarette? Because nothing sounds sweeter than you whispering in my ear post-passion."

"If kisses were cigarettes, I'd never smoke again after tasting yours."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more of your sweetness."

"If you're planning to smoke your way to heaven, can I be the angel to save you?"

Are you a wifi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I want to get on your network!

Are you a non-smoker? Because you take my breath away just like a cigarette!

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and I'm enchanted by your charm.

Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more of that warmth we've got.

If we were cigarettes, I'd be the warning label because I can't get enough of you.

"Do you believe in love at first light? Because when I saw you, my heart ignited faster than my cigarette."

Like a smooth drag of a cigarette, your presence leaves me breathless and wanting more.

"You must be a cigarette lighter, because every time I see you, my heart lights up."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm really feeling a connection and I want to download your number.

"You must be a cigarette, because every time I see you, I just wanna light up."

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type and I wanna hit all your keys!

"Are you a cigarette? Because you're smoking hot and I can't resist taking a puff."

"Are you a cigarette? Because every puff of you leaves me breathless."

"Like a cigarette in the wind, you light up my life, but promise not to leave me breathless!"

Are you a game? Because I’m ready to play all night long.

Are you a controller? Because I can't stop playing with you and I want to level up together!

Are you a treasure chest? Because I’m ready to explore your depths and uncover all your secrets.

"In clouds of smoke, your cool charm unfurls, a diamond amidst the world's dusty pearls."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears… and so does my self-respect!

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection that makes me want to log in!

"Ever combine a love for band, cigarettes, and beautiful chaos? Let's create our own symphony after dark."

Just like a cigarette, you light up my whole day; your presence is addictive in every single way.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that’s hard to resist, even with a bad signal!

Are you a cigarette? Because you're smoking hot and totally intoxicating.

"Just like a cigarette, you're smoking hot and I'm already addicted to your pack... of charm!"

"I may be in danger of lung cancer from smoking, but your smile is the only breath of fresh air I need."

Are you a treasure chest? Because I’m ready to explore your depths and find all the hidden gems!

"Baby, if you were a cigarette, I'd be nahidkemo - totally addicted and always wanting more."

"Are you a non-smoker? Because you're already smoking hot without needing any help from cigarettes."

"Is your love a cigarette? Because I'm addicted to your burning passion."

"Are you a spark in the night, shining so bright? I’d love to ignite a flame with you tonight."

"Did you just laugh at my cancer joke? Well, I guess our sense of humor is a match. Let's not smoke separately!"

"Ever played a band, sweetheart? How about lighting my cigarette while we make our own symphony after sex?"

"Are you a treasure chest, so rare and divine? I’d explore your depths, if you'd just be mine."

Are you a campfire? Because you're smoking hot even without a cigarette in hand.

"Seeing you is like lighting up a fine cigarette; instantly satisfying and takes the edge off every time."

"Just like your cigarette, you're smokin' hot. How about we ignite something more than just a flame tonight?"

Are you a game glitch? Because you’ve got me all messed up and wanting to respawn with you.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I can't help but log in!

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears, and I'm left spellbound."

Your flame burns brighter than a cigarette, lighting up my world with every smile you get.

Are you a spawn point? Because I’d love to respawn right next to you every time.

"Do you have a lighter? Because your beauty just ignited a flame in my heart that cigarettes can't compete with."

"How about we light up some conversation, just like we do our cigarettes?"

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Did you light a cigarette

Because you are smoking

Hey girl, Are you a cigarette?

'Cause you are killing me everyday .

A.J. McLean: baby, my cigarette won't light up, can you use your looks to give it fire?

Now, all I need is a cigarette and you.

I'd offer you a cigarette, but you're already smoking hot.