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Top 50 Smoking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Smoking pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

    Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

  2. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

    Because your smoking

  3. Do you smoke?

    Coz weed be cute together

  4. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  5. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

  6. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  7. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

  8. Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

  9. If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

  10. Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

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Do you smoke marijuana?
Cus weed be cute together 🥺

People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

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Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke
Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

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Working Smoking tinder opener

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

My bbq broke mind helping out?

Cause you are smoking hot.

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Hey girl, do you smell smoke ?

Because my heart is burning for you

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!

If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.