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Top 50 Smoking Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Smoking chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Do they give you a fine everytime you step on an airplane?

    Because your smoking

  2. Do you smoke?

    Coz weed be cute together

  3. Pretty sure that smoke alarm is defective...

    You walked past and it didn't go off

  4. I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

  5. Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

  6. Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

  7. Are you reading Fahrenheit 451? Because damn, you're smoking.

  8. If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

  9. Are you doing the smoke dance? Or am I just getting mixed signals?

  10. People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

    But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot.

    I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.

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Funny smoking pickup lines

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Damn girl, how could you not be pregnant, you're smoking hot, who wouldn't wanna knock that up.

Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Girl do you smoke

Because weed look good together

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Do you smoke pot? Because...

Weed look cute together.

A smoker who you find very attractive. Male or Female

Excuse me, but , you’re “smoking”all by yourself. That cigarette isn’t necessary!

For pretty people with bad personality

Are you a cigarette? Cause you're smoking but also cancerous.

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

Do you mind, my dearest, if I smoke this massive, nasty cigar?

Baby are you a smoke detector?

Because you're really loud and freaking annoying.

Excuse me, it clearly says no ciggarets

And you're clearly smoking (hot)

Are you smoking ?

Her: no
Me: don’t lie! You’re smoking hot

Hey girl, are you my phone charger?

Because you are smoking hot

Are you baking bread, because your buns are smoking!

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!

If you had a superhero sky call, it would be a pail of water cuz you're smoking.

Let me introduce myself by refering to condition of people after they smoke a joint.


Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here"
Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking"

You're welcome.

Did you light a cigarette

Because you are smoking

Is it me or are you smoking

Because you look like notre dame

Are you fire?

Cause you are smoking hot