I don't smoke dope. I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban.

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I eat p**... like I smoke cigarettes; all the way to the butt

Are you a Fire bender? Because you are smoking hot.

Hey girl, are you a cigarette?

Because you’re smoking hot and I wanna put your butt in my mouth.

Hey, I just met you. And this is crazy. But here's a lighter. Smoke signal me, maybe?

Do you have a light? Because you are smoking hot.

Hey, baby... How would you like to find out if my smoking gun is a mushroom cloud?

Are you a cigarette?

Because youre smoking and i want your but in my mouth

I know how to read smoke signals. Send me one.

Girl, are you mid? Because you are smoking.

Hey girl did you buy a smoke and a Molotov, because you are smoking hot.

Are you a chokepoint? Because you are smoking.

"Are you trying to set my Sunday on fire? Because damn, you look smoking hot in that outfit."

"Who needs a lighter when your eyes ignite such a burning desire in me?"

"Is it just me, or do we share the same vibe? Let’s spark a conversation over some good green."

"Smoking is hazardous, but the only dangerous thing about you is how addictively beautiful you are."

"Are you a rolling paper? Because I can't help but get wrapped up in your vibe!"

"If I can cook up a perfect meal, imagine the sparks we'll ignite in this smoldering blue bikini scenario."

"Your smoky aura caught my eye, mind if I light up your world with my charm?"

"Is it your birthday? Because you look smoking hot in that black saree, birthday girl."

"You must be a D1 track star because even your vape smoke couldn't outrun my feelings for you."

"Is your name Zyn? Because when I drink you in, my heart starts smokin' like a chimney."

"Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."

"Just like a lighter sparks a flame, your smile sparks an undeniable attraction in me."

"You like smoking? How about we fan the flames of a new connection tonight?"

"Is your name Sativa? Because when I'm with you, everything else just fades into a beautiful haze."

"Is your name Nicotine? Because darling, I just can't seem to quit you."

Right? Kind of like my cooking—if you can’t handle the smoke, you probably shouldn’t be in the kitchen with me! 🔥😂

"Is your lighter as hot as your eyes, or do you only spark flames in hearts like mine?"

"Is your lighter as captivating as your eyes, or do I need to ignite this conversation on my own?"

True! Secondhand smoking is like getting unwanted advice from a stranger—nobody asked for it, but here we are! What's next, thirdhand texting?

"Are you a Cuban cigar? Because you're smoking hot and I'm craving for a taste."

"Our love could be like a perfect cigar - intense, smoky, and impossible to forget. Got light?"

Is it hot in here, or is it just you? Because girl, you're smoking! 🔥

"Do you have a lighter? Because our chemistry is so strong, it could ignite an entire field of marijuana."

Can I be your lighter? I want to spark up some chemistry with you.

"Is your bikini blue or is it just the heat from my sizzling culinary skills stealing your breath away?"

Is your name Mary Jane? Because you're smoking hot and I can't resist your high!

Are you a treasure chest? Because I want to unlock your secrets and explore every inch of your depths.

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because darling, amidst all the smoke and mirrors, you're the only one I'm searching for."

"Hey, I'm not a cigarette, but if we kiss, I could be your next bad habit with less side effects."

"Your smile ignites more sparks than a lighter ever could. Are you sure you're not breaking some no-smoking rule?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection with those glasses and that joint."

"If we were a song, we’d be the perfect blend—smooth like Frank and high like a cloud!"

"You must be a vibe, because just like Tyler and Frank, you make everything feel a little more high."

"Are you smoke? Because just like a burning flame, you've instantly sparked my desire."

"You must be the syrup to my pancakes, because you make everything sweeter when you're around."

Are you made of marijuana? Because you're smoking hot, just like my joint.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection, and I’d love to download your number!

"Is it just the haze or did you just light up my heart? Your passion for film is captivating!"

"In the game of hide n seek, with smoke and mirrors, you're an enterprise, my last chance to end torment's fears."

"Ah, the herb! I prefer my high from caffeine, but I respect your choice. Let’s see who laughs harder at bad puns!"

"Darling, your smile is more addictive than nicotine, yet the only habit I want to catch."

"Do you have a lighter? Because you've just set my heart on fire with that smoking hot butt!"

"Ever thought of trading those unread messages for some shared laughter and a dog park adventure?"

I would offer you a cigarette

But you're already smoking hot.

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection, and I’d love to log in together!

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and want to get closer!

Are you a pizza? Because you’ve got a pizza my heart and I want a slice of you!

"If you were a song, you'd be my favorite Frank Ocean tune—smooth, deep, and unforgettable."

"I'm usually good at controlling my smoke, but darling, you make me lose all sense of control."

"Are you a pack of cigarettes? Because every time I see you, I get this smokin' urge to light up my world."

No need to worry about that with me. I prefer fresh air and good vibes. Let's explore what else we might have in common!

"Are you a Tyler track? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect vibe on repeat."

"You're like my favorite cigar, classy, captivating and impossible to resist."

No worries, I can send smoke signals instead. Just hope you're good at decoding them! 😉 Let's give it a try! 🌬️

"Is your name Hollywood? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a reel and feels a little high."

Roleplaying and weed, now that's a combo! Your adventurous spirit is refreshing. Can't wait to explore more with you.

"Is your name Smoke? Because every time I see you, I feel like I'm floating high above the clouds."

Are you a campfire? Because you're smoke-free and irresistibly warm.

Oh, your love for green delights my soul, like a fire burning bright. Your charm is as intoxicating as the smoke you ignite.

The only thing hotter than smoking pot is imagining doing it with someone as captivating as you.

"Is your picture on fire? Because you are smoking hot in that photo."

"Are you a director? Because you’ve definitely got me hooked, and I’d love to light up your world."

"Is it just the weather or is your smoking hot presence turning up the heat around here?"

"Is it hot in here or is it just you? Because you're looking smoking hot tonight."

Do you like your drinks strong? Because being around you gets me higher than any cocktail could.

"Are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I get a rush of adrenaline, and I can't quit."

Are you a smoke grenade? Because every time I see you, my vision gets blurry.

Your love for the green blooms like a beautiful garden. Let's share a joint and create memories that will never harden.

"Do you run a weed farm? Because you're growing on me irresistibly."

Are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I feel like taking a puff.

"Are we playing hide n seek? Because whenever I look at you, all others become smoke and mirrors."

People ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...But maybe you just got back from h**.... Because you are smoking hot.

"Nice! So you’re into chilled vibes? I’m more of a 'couch potato watching nature documentaries' type—nature’s just as mind-altering, right?"

"Is your name Brisket? Because you've got the perfect blend of spice and everything nice, totally smoking hot."

Are you a firefighter? Because you're smoking hot, just like the heroes of September 11th.

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot, Brianna Anna in marijuana fantasy fan!

"If we shared a smoke, I bet our vibes would create the most unforgettable cloud."

Are you a Roblox game? Because I’d love to spend all night playing with you.

"Can I be your ashtray? Because I'd catch all the ashes just to be near your smoky allure."

Are you a glitch? Because you just made my heart skip a beat!

Like a cigarette, you're smoking hot, but unlike smoke, you leave me breathless with every glance you've got.

"Is your smile a lighter? Because it just ignited a flame in my heart, despite the no-smoking sign."

"Girl, are you a cigarette? Because every time I see you, I get the urge to light up."

Are you a smoke detector? Because you're making me feel like I need to stop, drop, and roll.

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot and I can't wait to light you up.

"You must be tequila, because just one shot of you makes me feel so good."

Excuse me, there’s no smoking on this dive boat. And babe you are smoking hot.

Are you a campfire? Because you're smoking hot and leaving me breathless.

Let's roll with it, babe. I'll be the prince, you be the princess. 👑 Let's make our own fairytale.

Well, you must be the reason why they say smoking pot makes everything better. Can't wait to get to know you more.

"If I'm your Rizzler, then let's set fire to this passion and make our own smoke signals."

Are you a gamer? Because I'm ready to level up our chemistry and take you to the next bedroom.

"Are you a game of hide n seek? Because whenever I look at you, all others fade away like smoke and mirrors."

Your passion for herbal bliss ignites a spark in me. Your aura so alluring, like a joint in moonlight, sets my spirit free.

Haha, fair enough. Luckily, I'm not a smoker. How about we focus on all the things we do have in common instead? 😉

"You are so hot, you could light up a cigarette without a match, but luckily, I prefer my kisses smoke-free."

"Eiii, did you smoke the pages of a fairy tale? Cause every word you speak is pure magic."

"Do you believe in love at first listen? Because your vibe hits sweeter than a Frank Ocean song!"

"Are you a Tyler song? Because my heart is high every time I hear your name!"

"If we were a song, we'd be the perfect blend of Tyler’s beats and Frank’s vibes—smooth and unforgettable."

"Are you nicotine? Because I'm addicted to your charm, and there's no quit smoking plan for that."

You must be a non-smoker because you're already smoking hot to me.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and all I see is magic in your curves.

If you were a cocktail, you'd be a perfect mix of sweet and strong, just like my feelings for you.

"Are we playing hide and seek? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears."

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a strong connection and I wanna download your heart!

"Are you a game of hide n seek? Because whenever I Google you, all I find are smoke and mirrors."

"Are you from Mars? Because that flaming blonde hair and those ocean blue eyes are definitely out of this world."

Are you a smoke alarm? Because every time I see you, I want to stop, drop, and roll away.

"Do you smoke? Because every time I see you, the room gets hazy with attraction."

Smoke may not be in the air, but the sparks are definitely flying between us.

"Are you a smoke detector? Because every time you come around, my heart can't help but go off alarmingly safely!"

"Like a perfect drag of smoke, you've effortlessly filled up my senses."

Weed buddies! I love that you're 420 friendly. Let's roll one up and chill together soon.

"Is it just me, or do you make smoking and drinking look dangerously attractive? Mind if I join you?"

"Is your hair made of fire? Because my heart just sent out a smoke signal."