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Top 50 Camping Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Camping chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.

  2. Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?

  3. Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.

  4. A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.

  5. Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?

  6. Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

  7. Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

  8. I'll camp with my sniper in your basement, if you know what I mean.

  9. Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

  10. Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.

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Funny camping pickup lines

Girl something about you only being able to put out the forest fire in my pants.

I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.

How big is your wood?

Maybe he can check you for ticks?

We need wood.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.

Are you a camp-fire?

Because you're hot and I want s'more..

You might as well come camping with me

I’m already pitching a tent

Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you.

It’ll be in-tent-s.

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Are you an extermination camp?

Because I wouldn’t mind entering your gas chamber

Do you want to go camping?

If you can help me when I pitch a tent maybe we could set up camp afterwards

Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to suck out the poison. Don't stop until it cums.

I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.

With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.

You set my heart bonfire.