Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

I'll camp with my s**... in your basement, if you know what I mean.

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

How big is your wood?

Maybe he can check you for ticks?

We need wood.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

"Army officer, huh? Now that sounds intriguing. Let's get to know each other, but remember, I run my boot camp my way! 😊"

"Are you a Nazi officer? Because I must be Jewish, as I can't resist falling for your concentration camp."

"Can I share your sleeping bag? Because this love is not just intense, it's in-tents."

"How about we paddleboard to the rhythm of our laughter, and drive to new beginnings in a classic car?"

"Is your name Campfire? Because you light up my world like a late-night drive under the stars."

"Ever tried cross-country skiing under the stars? Your laughter would be the perfect soundtrack for such an adventure."

"Is your smile one of your tattoos? Because every time you laugh, I get a permanent imprint of it on my heart."

"Well, I'm glad to hear I've inspired a charitable shoe donation, all while setting up camp in your mind. Quite an achievement!"

"Hey, do you have a map? I seem to keep getting lost in the path to our late-night drive and camping date."

"Like a classic car, your beauty is timeless and unique, care to accompany me on an adventurous ride?"

"Is it Black Friday? Because your beauty has me ready to camp out all night just for a chance at you."

I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.

"Are you a vintage car? Because your beauty is timeless, and I'd love to embark on a new adventure with you."

"Is your name Campfire? Because our late night drives always lead me to your spark."

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world on every late-night drive."

"Is your name Spotify? Because every time I see you, my heart plays the sweetest rhythm."

"Is your love for nature as deep as mine? Because my heart tents up every time I see you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more drives with you."

"How about we trade these city lights for starlight on a scenic drive and wake up in a campsite sunrise?"

"Is your name Black Friday? Because I'm ready to camp out all night just to get the best deal of my life: you."

"Is your tattoo a map? Because every line leads me towards an adventure I'd love to share with you."

Are you a camp-fire?

Because you're hot and I want s'more..

"Like a passport full of stamps, your charm takes me to tranquil new camps."

"Do you have a map? Because I'd get happily lost in your eyes while we're camping under the stars with your dog."

"Is your tattoo an antique classic? Because it's as captivating as those old cars you love."

"Your laughter could be my soundtrack as we enjoy the great outdoors, maybe even on a cross country ski adventure?"

"In your eyes, I see our late-night rides and camping under the stars, want to make it a reality?"

"Are you a star? Because our late-night drives and camping trips would be dark without your light."

"Do you believe in love at first headlight, or should I drive by again after our moonlit camping date?"

Chat message from the other person: "I love spending time outdoors, especially hiking and camping. What are your favorite activities?"

"Seems we share a common spirit of adventure! I'm all about surfing and skydiving on sunny days."

"Do you like stargazing? Because we could camp out under the stars after a late-night drive."

Are we in band camp?

Cause I wanna tromBONE.

"It's not every day I'm early for a store, but for a chance to catch your smile, I'd even camp overnight."

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world and make all my late-night drives worthwhile."

You might as well come camping with me

I’m already pitching a tent

Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

Do you want to go camping?

If you can help me when I pitch a tent maybe we could set up camp afterwards

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Are we trekking to Everest Base Camp, or was it just you who took my breath away?

Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you.

It’ll be in-tent-s.

Are you an extermination camp?

Because I wouldn’t mind entering your gas chamber

You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.

We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.

Have you heard the one about kiss while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**

Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.

Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.

Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

Forget about camping, time for some hotel action.

Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.