Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

I'll camp with my s**... in your basement, if you know what I mean.

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

How big is your wood?

Maybe he can check you for ticks?

We need wood.

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

If kisses were s'mores, you'd be the most delicious one I'd want to indulge in all night long.

"Are you a Nazi officer? Because I must be Jewish, as I can't resist falling for your concentration camp."

"Army officer, huh? Now that sounds intriguing. Let's get to know each other, but remember, I run my boot camp my way! 😊"

"Can I be your companion on a late-night drive, guiding you through constellations and towards our cozy campfire?"

"Can I share your sleeping bag? Because this love is not just intense, it's in-tents."

Is your name Camp Nou? Because girl, you've got me feeling like I'm on top of the world.

"Is your name Campfire? Because you light up my world like a late-night drive under the stars."

"Is your smile one of your tattoos? Because every time you laugh, I get a permanent imprint of it on my heart."

"Ever tried cross-country skiing under the stars? Your laughter would be the perfect soundtrack for such an adventure."

"Are you a football match? Because every time I see you, my heart races like a Camp Nou crowd."

"Our adventure could be writing the most exciting story, are you ready to turn the page with me?"

If you were a Weeknd concert, I'd camp out for days just to be with you!

"Well, I'm glad to hear I've inspired a charitable shoe donation, all while setting up camp in your mind. Quite an achievement!"

"Like a classic car, your beauty is timeless and unique, care to accompany me on an adventurous ride?"

"Hey, do you have a map? I seem to keep getting lost in the path to our late-night drive and camping date."

"Is it Black Friday? Because your beauty has me ready to camp out all night just for a chance at you."

"Are you made of campfire smoke? Because you've got me hooked on your sizzling energy."

I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.

"Are you a vintage car? Because your beauty is timeless, and I'd love to embark on a new adventure with you."

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world on every late-night drive."

Are you a Barcelona fan? Because your smile shines brighter than Camp Nou under the sun.

Are you a Barça fan? Because your beauty shines brighter than Camp Nou's gleam under the sun.

If we were camping together, you'd definitely be the s'more - sweet, irresistible, and extra tempting.

"I must be a fishing lure, because I'm reeling in all the right vibes from you."

"Is your name Spotify? Because every time I see you, my heart plays the sweetest rhythm."

"Is your love for nature as deep as mine? Because my heart tents up every time I see you."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by your campsite again?"

"How about we trade these city lights for starlight on a scenic drive and wake up in a campsite sunrise?"

"Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more drives with you."

"Is your name Black Friday? Because I'm ready to camp out all night just to get the best deal of my life: you."

"Is your tattoo a map? Because every line leads me towards an adventure I'd love to share with you."

Are you a camp-fire?

Because you're hot and I want s'more..

Your smile shines brighter than Camp Nou lights, girl you're a champion in my sights.

"Like a passport full of stamps, your charm takes me to tranquil new camps."

"Your laughter could be my soundtrack as we enjoy the great outdoors, maybe even on a cross country ski adventure?"

"Do you have a map? Because I'd get happily lost in your eyes while we're camping under the stars with your dog."

"In your eyes, I see our late-night rides and camping under the stars, want to make it a reality?"

You must be a Camp Nou, because every time I see you, I feel like I'm in paradise.

"Is your tattoo an antique classic? Because it's as captivating as those old cars you love."

I must be a tent, because whenever I see you, I just want to unzip and get inside.

"Do you believe in love at first headlight, or should I drive by again after our moonlit camping date?"

"Are you a star? Because our late-night drives and camping trips would be dark without your light."

Excuse me, but I couldn't help but notice your Camp Half-Blood t-shirt. Mind if we compare favorite characters sometime?

Chat message from the other person: "I love spending time outdoors, especially hiking and camping. What are your favorite activities?"

"Seems we share a common spirit of adventure! I'm all about surfing and skydiving on sunny days."

"How about we combine our love for adventure and classic cars, taking the scenic route to a concert just for two?"

"Do you like stargazing? Because we could camp out under the stars after a late-night drive."

Are you a concentration camp? Because you've got me feeling a little starstruck around you.

Are we in band camp?

Cause I wanna tromBONE.

"It's not every day I'm early for a store, but for a chance to catch your smile, I'd even camp overnight."

"Are you a campfire? Because you light up my world and make all my late-night drives worthwhile."

You might as well come camping with me

I’m already pitching a tent

Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Are we trekking to Everest Base Camp, or was it just you who took my breath away?

Do you want to go camping?

If you can help me when I pitch a tent maybe we could set up camp afterwards

Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?

Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you.

It’ll be in-tent-s.

Baby it's cold outside, would you share body heat with me?

Babe, you erect my tent without effort.

Babe, whats good about camping is that no one can hear you moan in the wild.

Babe, let me light your inner fire with my good end of the stick.

Babe are you cold? Let me demonstrate friction fire by my wood with your bush.

A flash light isn't the only thing I will be turning on tonight.

Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.

Have you heard the one about kiss while camping?

I’d rather knock down a couple trees with you and after, build a shelter like naked and afraid except baby I want you to **actually be afraid**

Camping this weekend? There's a shower back at my place that you don't have to share . . unless you want to share.

Is this a camping festival? Cause you got us pitching tents

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

So you’re the new day camp director?

Are you going camping with me or do I have to rope you into it?

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

Care to accompany me to the camp dance? Last year, I won the "Camp Grounded best-of-all-time, hands-down dancer extraordinaire award" so it's pretty worth your while. *Only use on first time campers.

You're the batteries to my flashlight.

You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.

You set my heart bonfire.

You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.

We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.

Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.

Girl, you are the spark that light my fire.

Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.

Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

Baby, you roast and toast my marshmallows because you so hot.