Top 50 Camping Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Camping pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Camping tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Baby, you can toast my marshmallows anytime.
Is your tent erect yet or do you need help with that?
Girl no one can hear you scream out here in the wilderness.
A flash light isnt the only thing ill be turning on tonight.
Hey... Wanna come help me pitch my tent?
Hey it's band camp and I'm thicker than a flute. Wanna make some memories?

Working short camping pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl, let's go camping, I'm pretty good at pitchin' a tent.

I'll camp with my s**... in your basement, if you know what I mean.

Hey girl you got the toe to go with that camelbak?

Girl we don't any wood for this camp fire. Mine is the only wood you need.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.

How big is your wood?

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Maybe he can check you for ticks?

We need wood.

Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?

Hey there baby girl. What am I wearing? Why, yes it is Deep Woods by Off. Go ahead... soak it in.

I just pitched a tent, wish it was yours.

Are you a camp-fire?

Because you're hot and I want s'more..

You might as well come camping with me

I’m already pitching a tent

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Told this one on my church camp

I dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god

Hey are you a Gulag labour camp?

Because I'm starting to tent.

Are you an extermination camp?

Because I wouldn’t mind entering your gas chamber

Do you want to go camping?

If you can help me when I pitch a tent maybe we could set up camp afterwards

Are you the tarpaulin I’m gonna take camping?
Because I can’t stop thinking about how wet you’ll get with me under you.

It’ll be in-tent-s.

Are we trekking to Everest Base Camp, or was it just you who took my breath away?

Girl, stop causing forest fire in my pants.

Girl, you are the spark that light my fire.

Hey girl, you good at pitchin' my tent.

Hey girl, you in-tent to get loving in the tent.

Hold my hand if you're afraid of camp fire stories.

I don't usually ask girls camping, because it tents to get sexy.

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I got the only wood we need to heat us up.

I'd love to share a sleeping bag and breakfast with you.

Is that a tent peg in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Quick you have early stage hypothermia, we need to get naked and cuddle in the sleeping bag to save your life.

We need wood, and I got the perfectly hard one in my pants.

With me with you, anywhere becomes the perfect Champ-site.

You are like a camp map. I am hopelessly lost without you!

You set my heart bonfire.

You, me, one sleeping bag, we know what's going to happen.

You're the batteries to my flashlight.

Did the rules change about camping outside the capital because you got me pitching a tent.

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

Care to accompany me to the camp dance? Last year, I won the "Camp Grounded best-of-all-time, hands-down dancer extraordinaire award" so it's pretty worth your while. *Only use on first time campers.

Girl, only you can blow out the forest fire in my pants.

Girl, let's start a musical masterpiece with our moans in the wilderness.

Girl let me put my tent stake in your forest ground.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Camping phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.