Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.

What is the most difficult thing to do when learning how to surf? Telling your parent that you are gay.

Surfboards curves are beautiful to see. They don't get sag.

Hey Johanna! Do you have sunburn on your body or you are always hot as a summer?

You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.

How do surfers maintain perfect cleanliness? They wash by the shores.

Ready to get wipeout tonight by my big surf?

Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.

I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together?

Hey Lisa! Show me the way to the beach. I need to catch some fun.

What is the best sport you can participate in after a tsunami? Body surfing.

Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.

Girl, what you cooking? I am down to drill.

Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.

Your surfboard is attractive and big. Can I explore it?

Surfboards don’t mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

Hey girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.

If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.

Surfboards don’t get pregnant.

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

How do you refer to Samoan surfing the outside break when enjoying on a five-foot day? Tufa out.

Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed.

Babe I am a surfer, because I would body surf you all night long.

Babe, the surf isn't the only thing up tonight.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

I’m about to dive into the sea…you want surfing.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.

Why do surfers cross the beach? They need to get to the other side.

Are you a surfboard? You need a waxing before I can take a ride.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.

A surfboard is easy to ride. You don't need to learn to ride it.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

I'll do that new wax job for you.

Hey gurl, let me take you surfing. I'll teach you how to ride my stick

Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.

If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.

Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?

Hey baby! You don't have to worry, surfboards don't have in-laws.

The waves wont be the only thing you'd be riding tonight.

Hey Wendy! Show me the way to the beach of love and I will explore it.

Surfboards are not jealous. They don't mind how well you stare at other surfboards or purchase surfboard magazines.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Surfboards last longer, let's get on it.

Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

Surfboards are stronger and made for all. You can ride them anyhow you want, they don't get sore.

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or should I surf by again and respond sarcastically this time?"

"Are you a surfer’s dream? Because your sarcasm and beauty is a wave I'd love to conquer."

Hey baby! Are you a surfboard? Because you appear like you need waxing before taking a ride.

Hey baby! If you don't mind, let me throw you into a trailer and get you hauled into the sea.

"Can I ride the wave of your laughter, or will your sarcasm make me wipe out, sexy surfer goddess?"

"Hey, I'd ride the wildest wave just to catch your sarcastic wit, blonde beauty."

"Are you a sexy blonde sunset? Because watching you is my favorite part of surfing through the day."

"Ever surfed a wave of witty banter? With your blonde beauty, it's a ride I'd love to dive into."

Hey guy! Am about diving into the ocean of love. Do you want surfing?

Hey baby! Is your name summer? Because am feeling the hotness of your love.

Jones! I barely noticed your presence on the beach, while surfing.

"Are you ready to surf the waves of love, because I'd be thrilled to be your instructor this year."

Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did.

I surf better whenever I am wet.

"Ever surf a wave as captivating as your blonde beauty? I'd love to ride the tide of your sarcastic humor."

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won’t get sore.