Hey guy! It is impossible to contract a disease from a surfboard you have never explore.

Surfboards are season-friendly. They last longer than you can imagine.

Surfboards curves are beautiful to see. They don't get sag.

You can’t get diseases from a surfboard you don’t know very well.

Hey guy! You don't need to panic, because surfboards don't get pregnant.

Jackson'! Why worry? Surfboards don't care if you came late. Just handle them the best way.

Ready to get wipeout tonight by my big surf?

Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on.

I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together?

Bless a man with a surfboard, you have distracted him for the whole day. Teach a man good surfing skills, you can't get him to work forever.

What is the best sport you can participate in after a tsunami? Body surfing.

Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.

Why do you think the blonde splashes water on its keyboard? To surf the internet.

Surfboards don’t care if you are out late.

Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.

Your surfboard is attractive and big. Can I explore it?

Surfing board considers all. No matter how late you may be, you are always welcome.

If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.

Hey girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.

Surfboards don’t mind if you look at other surfboards, or if you buy surfboard magazines.

Babe I am a surfer, because I would body surf you all night long.

Surfboards don’t get pregnant.

Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed.

How do you refer to Samoan surfing the outside break when enjoying on a five-foot day? Tufa out.

Babe, the surf isn't the only thing up tonight.

Surfboards are not seasonal. You can ride them at any time of the month and at your convenience.

If you are a surfer and you just broke up with your girlfriend. You can be called homeless.

I control the internet -- want to surf me?

I’m about to dive into the sea…you want surfing.

You can ride a Surfboards any time of the month.

The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing.

Why do surfers cross the beach? They need to get to the other side.

If you say bad things to your surfboard, you don’t have to apologize before you can ride it again.

Are you a surfboard? You need a waxing before I can take a ride.

I'll do that new wax job for you.

Riding your surfboard does not require you to take a shower. Just hit the surfboard and you are good to go.

A surfboard is easy to ride. You don't need to learn to ride it.

Hey gurl, let me take you surfing. I'll teach you how to ride my stick

Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.

Dolphins are cute animals. Can you believe some people still kill them in some countries all over the world?

If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.

Hey Wendy! Show me the way to the beach of love and I will explore it.

The waves wont be the only thing you'd be riding tonight.

Hey baby! You don't have to worry, surfboards don't have in-laws.

I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.

Surfboards are not jealous. They don't mind how well you stare at other surfboards or purchase surfboard magazines.

Surfboards are stronger and made for all. You can ride them anyhow you want, they don't get sore.

Surfboards last longer, let's get on it.

You don’t have to take a shower before riding your surfboard.

Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or should I surf by again and respond sarcastically this time?"

"Are you a surfer’s dream? Because your sarcasm and beauty is a wave I'd love to conquer."

Hey baby! Are you a surfboard? Because you appear like you need waxing before taking a ride.

Surfing is exciting! Your worst day spent surfing cannot be likened to the best day at work.

"If you were a wave, I’d ride you all day long—because nothing’s better than sun and surf with you."

"Surfing the net, huh? Let's hope you didn't accidentally stumble into a cat video black hole. Those things are dangerously cute!"

"Can I ride the wave of your laughter, or will your sarcasm make me wipe out, sexy surfer goddess?"

"Hey, I'd ride the wildest wave just to catch your sarcastic wit, blonde beauty."

"Are you a sexy blonde sunset? Because watching you is my favorite part of surfing through the day."

Jones! I barely noticed your presence on the beach, while surfing.

Hey baby! Is your name summer? Because am feeling the hotness of your love.

"Are you ready to surf the waves of love, because I'd be thrilled to be your instructor this year."

Why do you think the shortboarder crosses the road? Because all the brand-wearing, carbon-copying, and sticker-flashing unimaginative short boarders did.

"Ever surf a wave as captivating as your blonde beauty? I'd love to ride the tide of your sarcastic humor."

I surf better whenever I am wet.

"Ever surfed a wave of witty banter? With your blonde beauty, it's a ride I'd love to dive into."

"Do you believe in love at first wipeout, or shall I surf by again to catch your wave of sarcasm?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I surf by on the train again?"

You can ride a surfboard as long as you want and it won’t get sore.

Hey guy! Do you have detergents? Let me wash off the suits of my surfboards.

Hey Larry! How do people surfing exchange pleasantries? They wave to one another.

"Ever tried surfing the waves of sarcasm? Trust me, girl, it's the best ride you'll ever have."

"Your sarcasm's as captivating as the ocean, and I'm just a surfer eager to ride your beautiful blonde waves."

Surfing is like have the sweetest moment ever because when it is good, nothing can be compared to it. When it is bad, it is still considered good.

"Well, I've always been good at surfing waves. Mood swings are just emotional waves, aren't they?"

"Can I be your wave? Because I want to take you for a surreal ride, while understanding your sarcastic tide."

"Ab surf karne ka time aaya hai, lekin beware, rogue waves ka koi bharosa nahi hota!"

"Is your surfboard as smooth as your sarcasm? Because I'm definitely drowning in your waves of blonde beauty."

"Babe, can I ride the waves of your sarcasm till we land on the beach of your desires? Because I'm a surfer heartthrob."

"You're harder to read than a wave, but I've never met a break I couldn't ride, nor a sarcasm I couldn't match."

"Do you believe in love at first surf, or should I ride the wave to your heart again?"

"Is your name 'Express'? Because my heart races like a train every time I surf into your presence."

"How about we catch some surf, and you can test if I'm as good at riding waves as understanding your sarcasm?"

"Is your surfboard as fast as your wit? Because I'm drowning in your waves of sarcasm and beauty."

"I might not understand every wave in the ocean, but I sure do get your sarcasm, gorgeous."

"If you’re the wave to Earth, then I’m ready to surf through life together, best friend."

"Can I be the surfer who rides both the ocean waves and your perfectly timed sarcasm?"

"You ride sarcasm like I ride the waves, with passion and precision. How about we ride this wave together?"

"How about we catch a wave together, then I'll ride the high tide of your sarcastic humor?"

"Your sarcasm hits harder than the tide, but lucky for you, I've always been a skilled surfer."

"Ah, the classic 'just browsing' excuse! Next thing you know, you’re 3 hours deep into conspiracy theories about why cats hate cucumbers."

"Swept away by your beauty, it's like a gnarly wave, blondie. Mind if I balance on your sarcastic breakers?"

"Well, my bed and I are in an open relationship, it's always there for me but doesn't mind when I couch-surf."

"Can we ride the waves together? I promise to match your sarcasm with every surf stroke."

"Your sarcasm is the perfect tide, and I'm just a surfer lost in those salty yet sweet waves of yours."

"You ride waves, but how about we ride the wave of sarcastic banter together, my sexy blonde surfer girl?"

"You love a surfer's thrill? Well, I'm ready to ride the wave of your sharp wit and stunning beauty."

"Ever surfed a wave of charm? Because, sweetheart, your sarcasm is making my heart swell up for the ride."

"Do you ride waves as well as you ride the edge of sarcasm? I'm totally swept away by your sexy, sassy charm."

"How about we make this year full of adventure? You conquer the tides, I'll conquer your heart."

"Caught plenty of waves, but none as breathtaking as your sarcastic charm, fancy a surf under my quarter?"

"I may surf the ocean, but I'd rather ride the wave of your sarcasm, you're exhilaratingly attractive."

"Are you a wave? Because your sarcasm hits me harder than any surf, and I'm totally riding that thrill."

"How about we catch some waves and trade some sharp-witted banter, blondie? Hope you're up for a challenge."

"Can we ride the wave of sarcasm together, or will you leave this surfer adrift in your golden sea of wit?"

"Ever seen a surfer who can ride the waves of your sarcasm with charm as flawless as you?"

"Just like the ocean's waves, your sarcasm pulls me in. Ready to ride this adventure together?"

Chat message from the other person: "I love spending time outdoors, especially hiking and camping. What are your favorite activities?"

"Seems we share a common spirit of adventure! I'm all about surfing and skydiving on sunny days."

"Your sarcasm is sexier than a sunset surf, darling. Fancy catching waves and wits with this beach bum?"

"Are you a wave? Because your sarcasm rides my heart like I ride the perfect swell."

"Are you a wave to Earth? Because you make my heart surf on the happiest tides!"

Wow, the beach? I've heard that's where all the cool kids hang out. Are you surfing or just pretending to be a mermaid? 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♀️

"Are you a wave? Because my heart's surfing on the tides of friendship, and it's about to wipe out!"

"I surf the ocean blue, but your sarcastic sense of humor makes me fall deeper than any wave ever could."

"I might be a surfer, but it's your wave of wit and sarcasm that I can't resist catching."

I love the way the ocean pounds the surf.