You should see my downward facing dog.

Yo baby, I like yo Chaturanga...

Namastay here or come home with me?

Girl, are you Sirsasana? Cuz you have turned my world upside down.

Hey baby, want to see me plank while lifting both legs?

I improve bare. Consideration to see my improvement?

I will walk across your bridge.

Did you get those yoga pants discounted? Since at my home they’re 100% off.

Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

Your downward facing dog makes my soaring crane rise.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.

I can think of an activity that'll make you sweat even more than a 90 minute hot yoga class..

You are in a constant state of becoming. Then again, if I looked like you I'd constantly be coming too.

Do you like yoga? Coz yoganna like me.

My Cobra stance isn’t the main thing that is rising upward.

I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!

Girl, any yoga you do is hot yoga.

"Are we in a yoga class? Because the more I stretch my thoughts, the more they bend towards you."

Let me be your baby cobra.

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you’ve got my heart doing downward dog and my soul craving worship."

Is that a yoga mat in your pants or are you happy to see me.

Your yoga moves are so flexible and enticing, I can't help but want to join your class.

"Are you a yoga class? Because whenever I see you, my mind opens up in ways it never has before."

"Mind if I join your yoga class? Because whenever you're around, you naturally elevate my spirit."

"Your Chaturanga must be perfect, because you've completely grounded my heart."

"Your smile must be a yoga pose, because every time I see it, I feel a deep sense of peace."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because the more I practice, the more I find myself falling for your perfect balance."

"Is there a Yoga pose that can keep my heart from flipping every time you smile?"

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this d**...

"Do you master the art of yoga? Because every time I see you, my world turns upside down."

"Are you a yoga class? Because you're perfectly balancing sass with ass, and I'm just trying to stay centered."

"Is your name Namaste? Because every time I see you, my soul feels uplifted and ready to worship."

"Your spirit's as flexible as your yoga bends, my admiration for you simply never ends."

"Do you believe in love at first stretch? Because when I saw you doing yoga, that's what happened."

"Do you use yoga mats for hot yoga? Because you've got me in a perfect Downward Dog of admiration."

"As a 90s kid and college beauty, you're harder to figure out than my last exam. But more intoxicating than gin tonic."

"Is your name Downward Dog? Because you're making me want to stretch all night long."

"Is your name Yoga? Because I feel so flexible whenever my heart stretches towards you."

"Even on your worst health day, you turned yoga into a beautiful win—your strength is as inspiring as your smile!"

"You must be a master at yoga; the way you stretch my heart is nothing short of a divine workout."

Are you a yoga mat? Because I want to stretch out with you all day.

"Is it just your yoga practice, or can you always make every pose look this stunningly graceful?"

Are you a tree pose? Because you're perfectly balanced and truly captivating.

"You must practice sun salutations, because your glow lights up the room and makes me want to worship you."

"Ever tried laughing yoga? How about we start a session, and I promise to keep you in splits all night?"

"You must be a painter because you've added so much color to my world. Care to share your palette?"

Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this d**...

"Do you practice 'The Lotus' position often? Because opening up to you seems like a path towards enlightenment."

Your yoga poses must be perfect, because I can't seem to get you out of my mind.

"Are we in a yoga class? Because our energies just aligned perfectly."

Your sexy yoga pose has me feeling like downward dog, because I definitely want to sniff around.

"Is your name Yoga? Because I'm already feeling stretched out of my comfort zone in your presence."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart gets into a perfect stretch."

"You're a 90s college cat lady who's into gymnastics, poetry & gin-tonic? As a Gemini, you've just flipped my world like a yoga pose."

"Are you into yoga, Pooja? Because every time I see you, my heart does a backbend."

"Is your name Yoga? Because you've got me bending over backwards just to catch your smile."

Are you a yoga instructor? Because you're bending my thoughts in all the right ways.

I find my core strength in you.

If you were a yoga pose, you'd be the perfect balance of beauty and grace.

"Is your name Savasana? Because you make my heart rate calm and my thoughts peaceful."

"Your flexibility must be contagious, because every time I see you, my heart starts doing backbends."

"Is your name Savasana? Because being with you feels like a perfectly balanced, rejuvenating rest."

"Do you practice yoga daily? Because every time I see you, my world finds balance."

"Are you practicing yoga? Because your legs have me feeling all sorts of balanced and centered right now."

Haha, thanks! Maybe one day you can join me for a yoga session and see my sexy poses in person. 😉

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you've got my heart rate soaring and my mind bending towards you."

"I'm not flexible like you in yoga, but I promise to bend over backwards just to make you smile."

You must look incredible doing that pose! Bet you turn a lot of heads at the yoga studio.

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart stretches to new heights."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart does a perfect downward dog."

"You've got such a charming personality! Does it mirror in your yoga or gym achievements, perhaps?"

"Your beauty outshines any yoga flame, care to heat things up together in a hot yoga session?"

"Darling, you must be a yoga instructor, because seeing your legs spread is a full-blown spiritual experience for me."

They say Geminis are flexible, but can you help me with this yoga pose? It's called, "falling for a cat-loving, gin-and-poetry college girl."

"Your smile must be a yoga practice, because it instantly brings balance to my world."

"If you can teach yoga on a tough day, imagine the magic you can create when you're feeling your best!"

"Is your name Yoga? Because these legs feel a magnetic pull to spread wider every time you're near."

"Are you a yoga class? Because your sass and ass are perfectly balanced, I'm practically levitating!"

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I can't seem to get enough balance until I'm with you."

"Is your chakra as captivating as your smile? Because I'm feeling a spiritual and physical attraction to you."

"How about we end class with a savasana and wake up to a sunrise, entangled in passion and serenity?"

"You're a Gemini star, in yoga's embrace, your charm outshines every gemstone, a perfect poetry in grace."

"Do you practice yoga? 'Cause every time I see you, my heart stands an upside-down pose!"

"Is your name Yoga? Because I feel a sudden balance and peace when I'm around you."

"I once tried dog yoga - Doga, if you will. Downside? The poodle was a better downward dog than me."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of flexible and deeply centered around you."

I must be in a yoga class, because I can't stop staring at your perfect pose.

"Vibes indeed! Looking forward to more good energy. Ever tried yoga? It’s my secret weapon for maintaining positivity."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I can't seem to master you, but I won't stop trying."

"You must be an expert at balance poses, because you've got my world tilting on its axis."

"If you can shine through a tough day, imagine how bright you'd be in my arms after a good stretch."

"I'm well! Just finished a home workout. Ever tried yoga? It's a game changer!"

"You're like a perfect yoga pose, just the right amount of balance and tension makes everything better."

"Ever thought of beer yoga? Cause every time I see you, my world tips over into something beautiful."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I find myself falling into alignment with your charm and flexibility."

"You must be the ultimate yoga pose, cause when I see you, I feel an immediate stretch in my heart."

"Your flexibility has me twisted, but it's your soulful gaze that has me completely bent out of shape."

"Is your name Yoga? Cause you've got my heart doing backbends for you."

My version of a sexy yoga pose involves trying not to fall off the mat. Maybe we should stick to virtual yoga classes! 🤣

I can totally picture us trying out some acroyoga together! Bet we'd make a killer team!

"Can you teach me yoga? Because every time I look at you, my breath gets taken away."

"Do you believe in the power of attraction, or do I need to help you stretch your perspective?"

"Are you practicing yoga in there? Because I can see you're flexible enough to bend my heart too."

"Is your name yoga? Because our connection seems as intimate and deeper than any stretch imaginable."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, I feel a sudden urge to hold and balance my world."

"Is your name Yoga? Because you've already mastered the art of balancing my heart."

"Is your name Yoga? Because every time you tell me to 'shut up and bend over,' I'm ready to stretch my boundaries."

"Like a yogini's grace, so flawless and bright, your beauty, my dear, is pure inner light."

"Is your name Namaste? Because I’m ready to worship every part of your soul and body."

Sounds intriguing! How about a private yoga session for two? I'll make sure to wear something extra flexible for the occasion.

"Are you in a yoga pose right now? Because my heart is totally balanced by your beauty."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because I find myself wanting to bend over backwards just to impress you."

"You must be a yoga guru because you've got my heart doing backbends and my mind in a meditative state."

Are you a yogi? Because your aura shines bright, like the sun in the sky.

I love doing yoga! It's so relaxing and keeps me fit. What's your favorite yoga pose?

"You must be a yogi because every time I see you, my chakras start to align."

"Do you teach yoga on the side? Because your presence alone makes my world feel more flexible."

Haha, I can barely touch my toes without falling over! Maybe I'll stick to the downward dog for now. 🧘‍♂️

"Is your yoga mat made of magic? Because every time I see you, my soul gets a little more blissful."

"If your body is a temple, then let's just say I'm really into transcendental meditation."

"Are you a yoga pose? Because every time I see you, my heart rate goes up and I break a sweat."

"Are you a Gemini poem? Because your duality stretches like a gymnast, intoxicating as gin, flexible as yoga and purrfectly 90s."

Did you just do yoga? Because you've got me feeling all sorts of flexible right now.

"Is your name Yoga? Because with every glance, I fantasize about the possibility of us finding balance together."

"You must be a yoga pose because you’ve got me feeling flexible and ready to stretch our connection."

Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.

"Do you teach yoga? Because every time I see your arched back, I want to master my flexibility too."

"Is your last name Om? Because I feel a deep connection to you that transcends the physical plane."