Top 29 Arrest Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Arrest pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

   ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

2. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

   Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

3. Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

4. Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

5. I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

6. Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

7. If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

   For stealing my heart

8. Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

9. Have you been arrested before?

   Because it's illegal to look that damn beautiful.

10. Hey girl, is your name Cardiac Arrest?

    Because my heart stops when ever I see you

Funny arrest pickup lines

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace...
...in my pants

Have you ever been arrested?

Cause your looks are killer

Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

Are you Romanian?

Because you should be Buch-arrested for stealing my heart.

Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

I can' t take u to the movies
Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

This is the police

You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where I can hold them

Are you cardiac arrest?

‘Cause my heart’s been captured

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.