Top 33 Arrest Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Arrest pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

   ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

2. You don't have to worry about resisting arrest, officer

   Because you're so damn irresistible.

3. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

   Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

4. Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?

5. Your under arrest for not giving me your number.

6. I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

7. Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

8. If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

   For stealing my heart

9. Imma have to arrest you for arson

   Cos that arse on you is too fire

10. Girl are you a cop?

    Because you just arrested my heart

Funny arrest pickup lines

Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Have you been arrested before?

Because it's illegal to look that damn beautiful.

Hey girl, is your name Cardiac Arrest?

Because my heart stops when ever I see you

Have you ever been arrested?

Cause your looks are killer

Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you
-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

Are you cardiac arrest?

‘Cause my heart’s been captured

This is the police

You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where I can hold them

I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

Are you Romanian?

Because you should be Buch-arrested for stealing my heart.

Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

Do you get arrested often?

Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.