Top 34 Arrest Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Arrest pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Arrest conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I’m a cop and you’re under arrest
...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them
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Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?
Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
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Hey girl are you from Tennessee
Because you have an outstanding warrant out for your arrest
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Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?
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Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
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Ma’am, you’re under arrest.
Her: Why??
You: No reason, I just really want to put you in handcuffs. -
I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.
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Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.
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If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you
For stealing my heart
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Girl are you a cop?
Because you just arrested my heart
Funny arrest pickup lines
Hey girl, did you know I got arrested in high school?
For bringing two guns and a six pack to school.
*flexes tiny muscles*
Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!
Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."
Girl, If I were to get pulled over right now
I'd be arrested for a dui because your smile is intoxicating
Hey girl, is your name Cardiac Arrest?
Because my heart stops when ever I see you
Have you ever been arrested?
Cause your looks are killer
Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you
-For what?
-For stolen my heart.
I can' t take u to the movies
Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb
Are you cardiac arrest?
‘Cause my heart’s been captured
Are you Romanian?
Because you should be Buch-arrested for stealing my heart.
Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged
my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.
Do you get arrested often?
Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good
You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.
Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.
Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."
If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.
I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.
Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.
The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?