34 Arrest Pick Up lines

Use these arrest pick up lines to help you pick up guys or girls at the police stations or jails. Take advantage of these funny and cheesy arrest pick up lines. Hope these will work for you!

Best Working Arrest Pickup Lines

A good Arrest hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them
Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.
Hey girl are you from Tennessee

Because you have an outstanding warrant out for your arrest
Do I have to arrest u to get u to love me?
Your under arrest for not giving me your number.
Ma’am, you’re under arrest.

Her: Why??
You: No reason, I just really want to put you in handcuffs.

Here are 34 arrest pick up lines for her and flirty arrest rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your arrest rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny arrest pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty arrest joke for a great chat response.

Short and cute arrest pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about arrest are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

Girl, you are under arrest for...taking my breath away.

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Girl are you a cop?

Because you just arrested my heart

Excuse me ms, I'm going to arrest you for disturbing the peace... in my pants !!

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?" James Bond: "Perfectly. After you." Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs." James Bond: "I hope so."

Girl, If I were to get pulled over right now

I'd be arrested for a dui because your smile is intoxicating

Cheesy arrest Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl, is your name Cardiac Arrest?

Because my heart stops when ever I see you

You’re under arrest for disturbing the peace...

...in my pants

Have you ever been arrested?
Cause your looks are killer

Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what?

-For stolen my heart.

I can' t take u to the movies

Because then theyd arrest me for carrying a bomb

Are you cardiac arrest?

‘Cause my heart’s been captured

This is the police

You’re under arrest for being too cute, now put your hands where I can hold them

Corny arrest Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Arrest conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Do you get arrested often?

Because It’s got to be illegal to be looking that good

Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

You're under arrest! (For what?) For stealing my heart.

Ma'am we've had some complaints that you're being too sexy. I'm gonna have to arrest you.

Strawberry Fields: "If you attempt to flee, I will arrest you, drop you off at the jail, and take you to the plane in chains, understand?"
James Bond: "Perfectly. After you."
Mathis: "I think she has handcuffs."
James Bond: "I hope so."

If I go into cardiac arrest will you give me mouth to mouth?

Honey, I need a belt buckle this large to keep from gettin' arrested in Mississippi.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For being sexy.

I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!

I got arrested the other day. [For what?] For having two guns and a six pack.

The Sheriff wants to arrest me. Can I hide in your house?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Arrest love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Arrest chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.