50 Steal Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Steal rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about steal, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Steal Pickup Lines

A good Steal hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I may be the outlaw, but you're the one stealing my heart.
If my pickpocket skill were better, I'd steal your heart.
Not to judge, but you should probably go to Confession for stealing my heart.
You don't need level 100 Pickpocket to steal my heart away.
Theres A 2-1-1 In Progress, You Are Stealing My Heart.
Did you steal my heart? Because I can't feel my pulse.

Short and cute steal pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about steal are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

You couldn't steal the championship from me but you definitely stole my heart.

I'm on my way to steal your Shamrock Shake!

Your T-shirt looks like a friend of mine's. Did you steal it from her?

If I was the grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I would steal you.

If I was a goblin, I would totally steal your heart.

If my pickpocket skills were higher I will steal your heart.

Cheesy steal Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

If I'd be a police officer, I would arrest you

For stealing my heart

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

Would you like to know a little fact about me?
I'm a diagnosed kleptomaniac. I was hoping if it was alright if I took your number before I steal your heart?

Babe, I am a magician, because I can steal your heart without you realizing it.

You better find yourself a lawyer soon

As am on my way to file a complaint against you for stealing my heart.

The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

Corny steal Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Steal conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is your name Joe? because you're stealing my Hart.

The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

Someone keeps stealing my drinks…

Can I buy yours?

You know, I'd love to steal your heart.

Girl, did you steal my drum stick? Because my heart missed a beat when I saw you.

Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

Gonna need to page asset protection because girl you stealing my heart!

I won't give my heart to anyone, but if you're brave enough you can try to steal it.

I'm giving up being a scam artist, but I'll make you my last victim

I don't want your money, I just want to steal your heart.

Do you know if there is any police around?

Because I'm trying to steal your heart.

Are there a lot of cops around you?

Because I’m about to steal your heart

Did you equip steal Materia? Because you could only steal my heart once.

A good steal Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Steal hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Let’s commit the perfect crime

You steal my heart and I steal yours (careful actually works)

I’m have the ability to predict crimes in the future before they happen, and your going to commit a very serious crime.

Cause your gonna steal my last name

Your heart is golden

And i'm about to steal it.

Roses are red, life is a drag

I wanna steal you in a bag and make you gag

Hey girl, life is full of pros and cons

If you will be one of the pros, maybe I will be a con and steal your heart ;)

I better start practicing my prison photos
Because I'm about to steal your heart

Are you black?

Cuz I was gonna accuse you of stealing my heart

Do you know if there are any police around?

'Cause I'm about to steal your heart

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam.

Why.
I cannot seem to focus because you are stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of you

Are you a international poultry thief?

Because you must steal all the chicks

This one was for the ladies

[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???

I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.

Im not a thief but...

The only thing I'll steal from you is your V-card

Is Your Heart From R/Jokes?

I'd love to steal it.

Hey AI, are you a computer program?

Because you've got the perfect algorithm for stealing my heart.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Steal love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Steal chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.