Top 22 Invade Pick Up lines

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1. Can I invade your village?

2. I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

3. Hey girl are u facebook? Because I want you to invade my privacy.

4. Are you Russian? Because you're invading my heart

5. Are you Ukraine?

   Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

6. Hey girl can i invade your peace and

   Putin my rocket in you

7. I'll be your Vladimir Poutine and invade you like the Ukraine, baby.

8. If I were an astronaut

   I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere

9. Are you a Union Army General?

   Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

10. Are you Germany during 1939-1945?

    Because you keep invading my heart.

Funny invade pickup lines

Are you Ukraine because I want to invade you from behind

Are you Poland in 1939?

Because I wanna invade your personal space

I'd like to make a motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.

Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

Apparently India is the most invaded country in the world
Are you India? Cos I want to enter your borders

Motion to invade Djibouti

With the aid of Greece

Hey girl are you enemy territory?

Because I wanna invade you. Slowly. For an hour.

Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair

I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

Can I invade your jungle?