Hey girl can i invade your peace and

Putin my rocket in you

I'll be your Vladimir Poutine and invade you like the Ukraine, baby.

If I were an astronaut

I'd invade Uranus and destroy your assmosphere

Do you allow Multiple Invaders at once?

"Ever since I met you, my nights are restless, your beauty invades my dreams, how about we turn them into reality?"

"Are you from Nazi Germany? Because you've invaded my heart without warning."

"Are you from the Viking Age? Because my heart has been invaded by your charm."

"Like an unstoppable force, you've invaded my thoughts and made every moment irresistibly sensual."

"If the sun’s too hot, let me be your shade; with you by my side, no worries invade."

Is your name Adolf? Because you're making my heart race faster than the blitzkrieg.

"Did your channel just get raided or did my heart just get invaded by your charm?"

Girl, you have not just invaded my world, you have also invaded my heart.

Haha, I must admit, you've invaded my dreams ever since I saw your profile pic with that puppy! 🐶

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I invade your heart like Hitler did Europe?"

Are you Germany during 1939-1945?

Because you keep invading my heart.

Are you a Union Army General?

Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

"Are you Rainbow Dash? Because my heart races every time I see your colorful personality shine through your dark exterior."

Are you Hitler? Because you've invaded my heart and caused a genocide of butterflies in my stomach.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I invade your heart like Putin?

Are you Hitler's long-lost love letter? Because you're a masterpiece worth conquering.

"Are you the modern-day Napoleon? As your charisma has unapologetically invaded my deepest desires."

"Is it okay if I invade your dreams tonight? Because you've been conquering mine non-stop."

"Is your heart as vibrant as a Skeleanimal's print? Because mine's been beating in technicolor since I saw you."

If I were Hitler, I'd invade your heart and never surrender to anyone else but you.

Is it getting hot in here, or is it just the burning desire you ignite in me?

"Just like a toxin, you've invaded my system and now, I can't imagine functioning without you."

"You're like a Skeleanimal, unique and intriguing; can I be the emo version of your My Little Pony tale?"

"Just like Hitler, you've invaded my thoughts and now it's occupied 24/7!"

"Is your name Germany? Because I can't resist the urge to invade your heart."

"Is your name Rainbow Dash? Because our chemistry is brighter than any scene from 2007's Invader Zim."

"Gray wolf in shades, your magnetism invades, my heart cascades, in your charm it wades."

"Just like Invader Zim, you've invaded my thoughts. And just like Skeleanimals, you've made my heart come alive."

"Are you a history book? Because I can't help but invade every detail of your past."

"Seems like your photos are invading my phone, just like you're invading my thoughts. Keep 'em coming!"

Are you Hitler? Because you've invaded my heart and I can't resist your power.

"Sleeping beauty, how about I invade your dreams tonight and make them even more enchantingly delightful?"

Call me Germany, because I’d love to invade your Netherlands

"Your mind's as sharp as a blade, don't fret over grades. You're brilliant, don't let anxiety invade."

"Do you like Invader Zim? Because when I see you, I definitely feel an alien emotion called 'love'."

"Excuse me, is it okay if I invade your privacy? I promise to handle it with charm and delicacy."

"Are you a guinea worm? Because you've invaded my heart and I can't seem to shake you off!"

You must be Russian because I'd like to invade you this winter.

"Are you Hitler? Because you've successfully invaded my heart with your dark humor and iron-clad memes."

"Call me Hitler, because you're invading my heart like Poland in '39."

Are you Hitler? Because you've invaded my heart and taken over all my thoughts.

"Would you mind if I invade your dreams tonight with a goodnight kiss?"

Are you Poland in 1939?

Because I wanna invade your personal space

"Excuse me, but can I invade your time? Because history seems incomplete without our story."

If beauty was a dictatorship, you'd be the führer.

"Is your name Normandy? Because I just can't resist invading your thoughts."

I'd like to make a motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.

"Is your name Zim? Because I'm pretty sure my heart has just been invaded by you."

"Like Invader Zim, I'm ready to invade your heart because it's the sweetest territory."

"Is your name Freddy? Because you've invaded my dreams more effectively than any horror movie ever could."

"Are you a Trojan? Because you just invaded my heart, Troy!"

"Do I want you to be my girlfriend? Is a bear's privacy frequently invaded by curious park rangers?"

"Just like Kpop, you've invaded my heart and set up a permanent residence there."

"Are you sneaking across borders? Because my defenses just failed and you've successfully invaded my thoughts."

"Hey, are you a Skeleanimal? Because my heart feels bare without your sweet emo charm."

"Would you mind if I invade your dreams, just like you've taken over my thoughts all day?"

"Do you like Rainbow Dash? Because my heart races every time I see you, just like her flying through the sky."

"Just like a ghost, you've invaded my dreams, made my nights enchanting, can I be your forever night charm?"

"Is your name Area 51? Because I'm an alien who's been dying to invade your personal space!"

Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

Is your name Adolf? Because my heart is rising to power under your dictatorship of love.

"Are you Rainbow Dash? 'Cause my heart races every time you cross my scene."

"You invaded my dreams last night, turning them into pure ecstasy. Can our waking hours be as intoxicating?"

Are you Ukraine? 🇺🇦

Coz I'm Russian to invade your insides.

"Your sweetness makes my heart play My Chemical Romance on repeat, wanna be my Skeleanimals in this Invader Zim world?"

"Your seduction's so potent, it even invades my dreams. Care to make those wet dreams come alive, beautiful?"

Are you a history buff? Because just like Hitler's rise to power, you've taken my breath away.

Did you hear Castro's dead?

How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

Apparently India is the most invaded country in the world

Are you India? Cos I want to enter your borders

Motion to invade Djibouti

With the aid of Greece

Hey girl are you enemy territory?

Because I wanna invade you. Slowly. For an hour.

I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

Can I invade your jungle?

Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair