Top 14 invade Pick Up lines

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1. Can I invade your village?

2. I wish I was an angel because then I could invade your personal space.

3. Are you Ukraine? Cause I'm RUSSIAN to invade you.

4. I'll be your Vladimir Poutine and invade you like the Ukraine, baby.

5. Are you a Union Army General?

   Cause I'd let you invade my south any day!

6. I'd like to make a motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece.

7. Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

   Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

8. Did you hear Castro's dead?

   How about I invade your bay of pigs and you solve my Cuban missile crisis?

9. Apparently India is the most invaded country in the world

   Are you India? Cos I want to enter your borders

10. Motion to invade Djibouti

    With the aid of Greece

Latest invade chat up lines

Hey girl are you enemy territory?
Because I wanna invade you. Slowly. For an hour.

I hope you like Diplomacy, because I am about to invade unexpectedly from the rear.

Maybe you should let my fist of fury invade your secret lair

Can I invade your jungle?