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Top 44 impress Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Impress chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

  2. I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.

  3. Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

  4. You have impressive structure...

  5. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

  6. Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

  7. Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

  8. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

    Is your dad in prison?
    "no, why?"
    If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

  9. Damn girl are you wet cement

    Cause I want to make a lasting impression on you

  10. I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

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Are you a Christian girl?
Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa..
It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

Lines with the name jaden in it?

Trying to impress a guy on tinder with a pickup line with his name in it..........

I Need to Impress my Girlfriend

What should i do???? i need best lines for impressing her

Italian captain needed

I am trying to impress this italian girl but I am shit at italian. Any pickup line recommendations?

Will you be my Mary-Jane?
I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her

So I Was Trying to Find a Pickup Line on Reddit to Impress You

So I searched by "Hot" but all I found were pictures of you.

You look very nice i'm very impressed

Can i shit on your chest?

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

I hear you’ve got an impressive blockfolio.

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

Luci has been stuck in the cage for years and isn't easy to impress. You better think this one out.

I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse cock.

If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Your customer interface is impressive.