50 Impress Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Impress rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about impress, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Impress Pickup Lines

A good Impress hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Are you a university degree?

Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom
GUYS I NEED THE BEST ONES YOU GOT

I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?
Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.
I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.
I must admit, your skills in Excel are impressive. Shame you can't calculate the impact of my charm.
Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

Short and cute impress pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about impress are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You have impressive structure...

Are you google?

'Cause you make me want to search up pickup lines to impress you.

In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

You make a great first impression, but what I really want to know is your click through rate

Are you an influencer? Because you have made quite the impression.

My sleight of hand doesn't just impress, it also pleasures.

Cheesy impress Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

Is your dad in prison?
"no, why?"
If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you.

I know if I want to impress you I’ll have to be a little boulder.

You better make sure you get her a big rock, man, because she don’t look like she’s that easily impressed. And if it’s not a big rock, you better be big somewhere else, you know what I’m talking about?

Roses are red

Violets are blue

How do I impress you

I have no clue

I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

Corny impress Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Impress conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?"

Me: "No, would you like to?"

Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for"

Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless"

He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

On a scale of 1 to 10...
"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"

I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

Anyone got one for Althea?

She's pretty fine and i wanna say smth impressive to break the ice yk?

Girl, are you impressed by the little things?

Bcs i have a micropenis

Best pickup line ever?

I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa..
It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."

I hear you’ve got an impressive block folio.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

I Need to Impress my Girlfriend

What should i do???? i need best lines for impressing her

A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her

A good impress Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Impress hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

So I Was Trying to Find a Pickup Line on Reddit to Impress You

So I searched by "Hot" but all I found were pictures of you.

LDC camp taught you impressive leadership skills, because you just led my heart to yours.

I’ve never seen a cow horn so big. Impressive.

I hear you’ve got an impressive blockfolio.

My name is Tony Stark, and yes, my tower is as impressive as they say it is.

Your customer interface is impressive.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

Luci has been stuck in the cage for years and isn't easy to impress. You better think this one out.

I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.

So... I heard you like bad boys and, not trying to impress you but, I entered on the wrong side at Wal-Mart. Wanna dance?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Impress love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Impress chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.