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Top 48 Impress Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Impress pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Impress conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a university degree?

    Cuz I wanna use you to impress my mom


    I'm trying to impress my crush with REALLY good pickup lines, can you give a brother a helping hand?

  3. Wow, you have really impressive forefoot strike.

  4. I'm not trying to impress you but I'm batman.

  5. Is your name Sharpie? Because you’re making a lasting impression on me.

  6. You have impressive structure...

  7. In all the power meetings I’ve ever been to, this room is one of the hottest... for real, it’s hot! Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

  8. Hey, girl, lemme impress you with my Valor.

  9. Girl, you're so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

  10. This one has raked me up an impressive number of slaps...

    Is your dad in prison?
    "no, why?"
    If I was your dad I'd be in prison.

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Roses are red
Violets are blue

How do I impress you

I have no clue

I'm not trying to impress you but.... I have as many playoff wins as Andy Dalton.

I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?"

Me: "No, would you like to?"

Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for"

Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless"

He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol

Are you a Christian girl?

Because I want to make you leak holy water.

Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.

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I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said “wow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.

On a scale of 1 to 10...
"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"

I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

Anyone got one for Althea?

She's pretty fine and i wanna say smth impressive to break the ice yk?

Girl, are you impressed by the little things?

Bcs i have a micropenis

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I read this somewhere and was so impressed by it like whoaaaa..
It goes.."Baby if you were McDonald's and I was Nike..I would be doing it and you would be just lovin it.."

I hear you’ve got an impressive block folio.

How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

“Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

Nerdy one

I Need to Impress my Girlfriend

What should i do???? i need best lines for impressing her

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A pickup name for “Leilani”

Please señors and señoras, I gotta impress her

Luci has been stuck in the cage for years and isn't easy to impress. You better think this one out.

I’m just admiring you. It’s impressive how you’ve handled everything.

If you think that's impressive, you should see how many inches I just accumulated in my pants.

I hope I haven't given you the wrong impression. I'm actually taller and richer than I look.

Baby you're so fine you could make an impression on MONET.

I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but I sell disability insurance for a living.

If you think my Twitter is impressive, you should see my Vine.

Clearly your LDL is of the large, fluffy kind. Very impressive indeed.

Just like your paid search campaign, you’ve made quite the impression on me.

Your customer interface is impressive.