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Top 50 Imagine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Imagine pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey, girl are you an architect?

    Cause I can imagine building a relationship with ya.

  2. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  3. If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

    Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

  4. Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

  5. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  6. I’m a firefighter... I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

  7. Hey girl, are you √(-1)?

    Because you look like you're straight out of my imagination.

  8. Have you heard of the band Imagine Dragons?

    Well i would rather imagine us two together

  9. Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

    Imagine what i can do with two!

  10. Is it true that we imagine everything that exists?

    If so, your the best thing i could ever think up

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What is a Imagine pickup line?

Funny imagine pickup lines

They say reality is often disappointing
Then whose imagination are you?

Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!

Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.

I once imagined my life without you

And it was the bleakest 10 seconds of my life .

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This is a funny Imagine pickup line!

“Hey Girl come here” *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

“I just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)

Are you a toaster?
Because i can't imagine another bath without you in the tub.

Girl, I have Aphantasia

I can't imagine anyone cuter than you

Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

Are you Satan?

Because they say he appears as the most attractive thing man can imagine?

Hey girl are you a carpenter?

Because I can imagine building a family with you

Fear of everything in your imagination

You: have you ever had a fear about everything you see is your imagination

Girl: (no or yes) how about you?

You: I'm not sure about me but if it was your the best thing I could come up with

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Working Imagine tinder opener

All my mom's friends say I'm good looking

Imagine how many matches you would get if you put this as your tinder bio.

Do you like imagine dragons?

Imagine dragon these nuts across your face

You’re into imagine dragons?

Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face

LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach...(laughs)

NAH, just playin'. Let's get some pizza and go to the arcade!

I accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick-up line ever.

She started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and I went "If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with".
She was speechless for a solid 5 minutes.

Mexicans need to see this

If I can open a mazapan without breaking it, imagine how I can handle your heart.

Is this pickup line too edgy?

I live in the bay area:

"Just imagine I'm white, rich, and has the body of your dreams. Now swipe right."

Hey come here...

I made you come with one finger now imagine two :D

Hey come here...

I made you come with one finger now imagine two ;)...

Babe, I won't just be powering your imagination, I will power your whole avatar.

Babe, my imagination is not the only thing you are powering.