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Top 49 Imagine Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Imagine chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. If reality really is a pigment of my imagination...

    Then you're the best thing I've ever come up with

  2. Hey baby, if I supply the voltage and you some resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

  3. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  4. I’m a firefighter... I run into burning buildings to save complete strangers, imagine what I would do for you.

  5. Hey girl, are you √(-1)?

    Because you look like you're straight out of my imagination.

  6. Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

    Imagine what i can do with two!

  7. Ladies if you saw how good I take care of my yards, just imagine how I'd take care of your heart.

  8. (Call a girl using one finger)*

    I made you come in one finger imagine two.

  9. “Hey Girl come here” *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

    “I just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)

  10. Are you a toaster?

    Because i can't imagine another bath without you in the tub.

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What is a Imagine pickup line?

Funny imagine pickup lines

Girl, I have Aphantasia
I can't imagine anyone cuter than you

Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this

Are you Satan?

Because they say he appears as the most attractive thing man can imagine?

Imagine it's 1775 & if you ride with me the british won't be the only ones coming tonight.

Are you a screwdriver?

Cuz I can imagine you screwing me!

All my mom's friends say I'm good looking

Imagine how many matches you would get if you put this as your tinder bio.

Do you like imagine dragons?
Imagine dragon these nuts across your face

WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that.

For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings.

The question is:

What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself?

To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress.

First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them.

Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything.

Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be.

What are you lacking?

What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down.

Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress.

Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine?

What skills do I need to get?

At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness.

Why do I feel this in this moment?

Go deeper.

What is triggering me to feel in a certain state?

Why do I feel this way?

Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why?

Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states.

Check what triggers you.

Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations.

What was the previous time that you felt that?

And before that time when did you feel that?

Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now.

Try to meditate everyday:

Think about what are you escaping.

Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad.

When was the previous time that you were feeling this too?

Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism.

Accept them and let them go.

You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing “shhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again.

Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times

Peace out

You’re into imagine dragons?

Imagine draggin deez nuts across your face

LUCIO: Just imagine: you, me, a fancy resturant by the beach...(laughs)

NAH, just playin'. Let's get some pizza and go to the arcade!

I accidentally told my friend the sweetest pick-up line ever.

She started talking about solipsism (the belief that everything around you was created by your mind) and I went "If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with".
She was speechless for a solid 5 minutes.

Hey come here...

I made you come with one finger now imagine two ;)...

Is this pickup line too edgy?

I live in the bay area:

"Just imagine I'm white, rich, and has the body of your dreams. Now swipe right."

Hey come here...

I made you come with one finger now imagine two :D

Mexicans need to see this

If I can open a mazapan without breaking it, imagine how I can handle your heart.

My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

You're like the common app, because I can't imagine how much worse my life would be without you.

The way I imagine it, Huron top.

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

Are you for real? Or are you just my imagination coming to life.

Are you Roblox babe? Because you are powering my imagination.

Babe, I won't just be powering your imagination, I will power your whole avatar.

Babe, my imagination is not the only thing you are powering.

Girl, you are so beautiful that you have created so much room for imagination.

You are my imagination coming true.