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Top 45 Pretend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pretend pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Pretend tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  2. Hey girl are you the imposter?

    Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .

  3. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  4. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  5. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  6. Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

  7. Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

  8. Pretend to fall down

    While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

    The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
    You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

  9. Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

  10. Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

    And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

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Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...
So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

Let's pretend we're squirrels... I can bust a nut in your hole

Lets pretend your left knee is christmas and your right knee is new year's eve

Can i can i visit you between the Holidays?

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Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a KKK member.
And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

I'd like to stand behind you on the treadmills at the gym I could pretend I'm chasing you

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Can you do me a favor?

Can you pretend to be me? Someone just told me to go f*ck myself and I really want to take them up on it...

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

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Working Pretend tinder opener

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

I cannot pretend I don't need you babe. (Señorita)

Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.