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Top 46 Pretend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pretend pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  2. Hey girl are you the imposter?

    Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .

  3. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  4. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  5. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  6. Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

  7. You wanna pretend it's Christmas Day 1066? Cuz this willy needs to conquer you.

  8. Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

  9. Pretend to fall down

    While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

    The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
    You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

  10. Hey girl, you want to play Harry Potter?

    We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

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Funny pretend pickup lines

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

Let's pretend we're squirrels...

...so I can bust a nut in your hole

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Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a KKK member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom sex?

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

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Working Pretend tinder opener

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Let's play pretend!

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)