Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

"I'll be your fake boyfriend, but I promise my feelings for you will be very real."

"Oh, it's cold there? You should try my patented 'jacket potato' method - you curl up in a blanket, pretending you're a cozy spud."

"If pretending to be your boyfriend means I get to make you smile, count me in."

If I get bored, I’ll just start pretending we’re in a reality show—drama, plot twists, and maybe even an unexpected dance-off!

"I’m down! Let’s pretend we just met at a coffee shop—what’s your pick-up line? I promise to be impressed! ☕✨"

"You may be my girlfriend already, but how about we pretend I'm still trying to win your heart?"

"Ever played make believe? Let's pretend your lips and mine have a date that starts now."

Talented? Only when it comes to binge-watching shows and pretending I have a life plan! What about you? Any hidden superhero powers?

"Do we play Genshin or are we worms? Either way, with you, it's always an adventure I'd never squirm from."

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

"I may not know what's wrong, but I do know that being with you feels so right."

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

Talent is just code for “really good at pretending to know what I'm doing.” Just ask my plants—I'm basically a professional plant therapist! 🌱😄

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

"I may be pretending now, but the chemistry between us feels anything but fake."

"Are you a Geo traveler? Because I feel an earthquake every time your aged beauty worms its way into my heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and pretend I'm not taken?"

In a world full of pretenders, your genuine affection is what truly renders.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile awkwardly and pretend I know what I'm doing.

"Forget all the drama, let's focus on the chemistry between us - it's too electric to ignore."

Thanks! But I’m pretty sure my biggest talent is binge-watching shows and pretending to be a food critic for pizza. What’s your hidden talent?

"Haha, sounds like a case of the lazies. Need a pretend personal assistant to help you pack?"

"Haha, I'm more about being genuine than pretending. Maybe my kind of cool is just different from the mainstream."

Roses envy your scent, under a spell so heavenly sent. Your fragrance lingers, my heart pretends.

Haha, I'm more of a "pretend to be productive while scrolling through memes" kind of roleplayer. 😂

"Shitty things? I perfected the art of pretending to read while daydreaming about being a superhero. Did you ever have a secret identity in school?"

"You think I'm a liar? Well, I can't even pretend to be unaffected by your charm!"

"Would you believe I'd rather lie down alone than pretend I'm not completely captivated by your smile?"

"Deserve an Oscar? I’ll take a Golden Globe! My best role? Expertly pretending to understand Netflix plots. 🎬😂 What’s your award-winning performance?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again while pretending to trip over my own feet?"

Lets pretend your left knee is christmas and your right knee is new year's eve

Can i can i visit you between the Holidays?

"Are you a Geo Traveler? Because you've shaken up my world, and I've been digging every moment of it."

"I prefer calls too! Nothing beats chatting while pretending to be a secret agent on a mission. 🎤 What would your spy name be?"

"Only if you promise to chew slowly! 😂 What’s your favorite meal? Maybe we can cook together—or at least pretend to!"

"I'd probably pretend to be super casual, but inside I’d be like, 'Why is this so much more entertaining than Netflix?' 😂"

"Can we pretend that we're in a game? Because I can't resist playing the level where I win your heart."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again while pretending to trip?"

"You may not see well, but I promise to be your guiding light, always shedding love and understanding."

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

"If you were a song, you'd be 'Mama I Lied' because I can't stop pretending I'm not in love with you!"

"Is your streaming schedule free? Because this charming slug just can't help but tune into your galaxy of charisma."

"I'll be your pretend boyfriend, but I might end up falling for you for real."

Shy? Don’t worry, I’ll just pretend we’re in a spy movie—my secret mission is to get you to laugh. Mission accepted?

"Your allure is no pretend, in each other's arms, may our pains mend."

Are you a museum? 'Cause I can't stop staring at you and pretending to understand your deeper meaning.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ride by again on my pretend motorcycle?

"I’d just pretend it’s a reality show called 'Shower Shenanigans' and hope for bonus points for creativity!"

"In our game of life, would you mind if this old worm turned into your 67-year-old knight?"

Are you a red flag? Because I can't resist waving you around and pretending everything's fine.

"I'd happily play the part of your devoted boyfriend, just to see that beautiful smile every day."

"Pretending to be your boyfriend? I'd do it in a heartbeat if it meant getting to know you better."

"Ah, the exam season! Time to channel my inner genius. Or just pretend I’m a coffee-fueled superhero. What’s your superpower for studying?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and pretend we're just casually hooking up?"

If I had a dollar for every time you crossed my mind, I'd only have one because you never leave.

Oh, the adventures we could have pretending to be each other! Just imagine the chaos at family gatherings!

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a k**... member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

"Ready to pretend we're secret agents? Because I can't stop spying something incredibly sexy in this room."

"Wow, a kid character? My acting skills peaked at pretending to be a snack monster during snack time. Any chance you moonlight as a superhero?"

"You might pretend to dislike me, but I can see that spark in your eyes; let’s ignite it together."

I'd like to stand behind you on the treadmills at the gym I could pretend I'm chasing you

"You’re like the number 56, a perfect blend, in my heart’s equation, you’re the answer I can’t pretend."

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again and pretend to be a shadow?"

Are you a WiFi signal? Because I'm constantly searching for you, even when I pretend not to.

Talented? Nah, I just perfected the art of procrastination. My real skill is binge-watching shows while pretending to be productive. What’s your secret talent?

Can you help me with directions?

*pretend to be blind*

Your spark is turning me blind.

Fallen hard for you already.

I'll stick to pretending to be a professional chef in the kitchen, burning dinner counts as roleplaying, right? 🍳😅

Haha, must be my charming personality! Or maybe we're both just really good at pretending we don't have any friends...😂

Talented? Please, my biggest skill is binge-watching shows and pretending I have a social life. It's an art form, really! 🎨🍕

"You might be a slug in the virtual world, but in my heart, you're racing at the speed of light."

Wow, the beach? I've heard that's where all the cool kids hang out. Are you surfing or just pretending to be a mermaid? 🏄‍♂️🧜‍♀️

Thanks! I’m really just a pro at Googling stuff and pretending I know what I'm talking about. Want to see my skills?

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

"I’d probably just pretend to be a soap opera star—dramatic hair flips and everything. You'd need popcorn for this show!"

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.

I cannot pretend I don't need you babe. (Señorita)

Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy

Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

If you were a statue, I'd wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.

Let's play pretend!

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.