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Top 44 Pretend Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pretend chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  2. Hey girl are you the imposter?

    Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .

  3. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  4. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  5. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  6. Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

  7. You wanna pretend it's Christmas Day 1066? Cuz this willy needs to conquer you.

  8. Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

  9. Pretend to fall down

    While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

    The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
    You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

  10. Hey girl, you want to play Harry Potter?

    We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

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What is a Pretend pickup line?

Funny pretend pickup lines

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can bang you on the coffee table?

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

Let's pretend we're squirrels...

...so I can bust a nut in your hole

Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a KKK member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

The Action Hero

A little backstory to this one.

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I don’t get a “thank you” from someone I held a door open for in public. I brought this up in conversation to someone who studied psychology and he told me that people are generally preoccupied with their thoughts and aren’t consciously aware of their surroundings, so they are pretty much in “auto pilot” mode.

I decided to test this, so the next time I opened the door for someone, instead of just holding it open without saying a word, I would say, “Here. Let me get that for you.” Boom! “Thank you!” The guy I talked to was right. These people just needed to be awaken back into reality.

I started getting creative after this. I am happily married, so I don’t go around using pickup lines, but I think this has potential...

I call this, **The Action Hero**

Spot out a woman you’d like to meet walking into a public place. Try to get to the door before she does. Pretend you’re starring in an action film. Grab the door and act like it’s real heavy. Really act like you’re struggling. Turn to the woman and exclaim with a dramatic dialogue like, “Just save yourself! Don’t worry about me! Hurry! Can’t...Hold it...Much...Longer!” Once she makes it inside, dramatically close the door behind you, act like you’re out of breath (fall to the ground if you’re feeling extra daring) and say something like, “Whew! That was a close one!” Make your introduction.

I have actually done this and it always gets a laugh. I have not used it to pick up or hit on women, but I think it has potential. It’s definitely unique and people will definitely remember you.

Feel free to use. I only ask you to inform me of any results you get.

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

Let's pretend to be a solenoid...

I'll be the plunger and you be the coil.

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Let's play pretend!

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

I cannot pretend I don't need you babe. (Señorita)

Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.