66 Pretend Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 66 pretend pick up lines for her and flirty pretend rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about pretend that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your pretend rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pretend pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pretend joke for a great chat response.

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I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.
Hey girl are you the imposter?

Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .
You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?
I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen
Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.
Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

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Short and cute pretend pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pretend are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

"Oh, it's cold there? You should try my patented 'jacket potato' method - you curl up in a blanket, pretending you're a cozy spud."

"You may be my girlfriend already, but how about we pretend I'm still trying to win your heart?"

"Ever played make believe? Let's pretend your lips and mine have a date that starts now."

"Do we play Genshin or are we worms? Either way, with you, it's always an adventure I'd never squirm from."

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom s**...?

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Cheesy pretend Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

"Darling, you don't need perfect vision to see how much I want to cherish and protect you."

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

"Are you a Geo traveler? Because I feel an earthquake every time your aged beauty worms its way into my heart."

"Haha, sounds like a case of the lazies. Need a pretend personal assistant to help you pack?"

"You think I'm a liar? Well, I can't even pretend to be unaffected by your charm!"

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Funny pretend Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pretend conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's pretend we're squirrels...

...so I can bust a nut in your hole

"Would you believe I'd rather lie down alone than pretend I'm not completely captivated by your smile?"

"Are you a Geo Traveler? Because you've shaken up my world, and I've been digging every moment of it."

Lets pretend your left knee is christmas and your right knee is new year's eve

Can i can i visit you between the Holidays?

"Can we pretend that we're in a game? Because I can't resist playing the level where I win your heart."

"You may not see well, but I promise to be your guiding light, always shedding love and understanding."

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

"Is your streaming schedule free? Because this charming slug just can't help but tune into your galaxy of charisma."

"Your allure is no pretend, in each other's arms, may our pains mend."

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I ride by again on my pretend motorcycle?

"In our game of life, would you mind if this old worm turned into your 67-year-old knight?"

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

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Clever pretend Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Pretend hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a k**... member.

And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

"Ready to pretend we're secret agents? Because I can't stop spying something incredibly sexy in this room."

I'd like to stand behind you on the treadmills at the gym I could pretend I'm chasing you

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Can you help me with directions?

*pretend to be blind*

Your spark is turning me blind.

Fallen hard for you already.

Can you do me a favor?
Can you pretend to be me? Someone just told me to go f*ck myself and I really want to take them up on it...

"You might be a slug in the virtual world, but in my heart, you're racing at the speed of light."

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

Let's pretend to be a solenoid...

I'll be the plunger and you be the coil.

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

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Smooth pretend Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Pretend pickup lines make her give you her number.

I cannot pretend I don't need you babe. (Señorita)

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

Let's play pretend!

Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.

Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

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Flirty pretend Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Pretend pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

If you were a statue, I'd wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.

Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pretend love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pretend chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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