The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

46 Pretend Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Pretend rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about pretend, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Pretend Pickup Lines

A good Pretend hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I love roleplaying so why don´t you pretend to be Putin and I´ll be Trump and you can show me what a good leader does.

  2. Hey girl are you the imposter?

    Coz you can't stop pretending to be not mine .

  3. You wanna pretend you are an archeologist and dust my bone?

  4. I bet you're tired of guys who only pretend to listen

  5. Hey, baby. Lets pretend we have to populate the entire world like those Adam & Eve characters.

  6. Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

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What is a good Pretend pickup line?

Short and cute pretend pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about pretend are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

Pretend to fall down

While walking past a girl pretend to trip and act hurt.

The girl will usually go: "Are you okay?"
You say: "I am okay, but girl you fine" ("you fine" has to be emphasized)

Wanna pretend we're Republicans and have gay bathroom s**...?

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

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Smooth Pretend pickup line

Do you want to pretend to be my big toe...

So that I can kiss you on the coffee table?

Let's pretend we're squirrels... I can bust a nut in your hole

Lets pretend your left knee is christmas and your right knee is new year's eve

Can i can i visit you between the Holidays?

Cheesy pretend Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

And get laid under the tree ;)

Kiss me. I'm not Irish, but we can pretend.

Hey baby lets pretend you're a KKK member.
And im your horse so you can ride me under your bed sheets.

I'd like to stand behind you on the treadmills at the gym I could pretend I'm chasing you

Hey can I ask a favor?

Can you pretend to be my girlfriend for just like... a few months? Years maybe?

Can you help me with directions?

*pretend to be blind*

Your spark is turning me blind.

Fallen hard for you already.

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Working Pretend tinder opener

Ive got two yall

1. Hey there , pretend im a penny so you why don’t you bend over for me

2. Do you want to go to dinner and after that a cream pie if you’re in the mood?

Corny pretend Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Pretend conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

What do you and Area 51 have in common?

Everyone thinks itll be easy to get inside of you and once they do, they'd pretend they knew what they were doing.

Wanna play pretend ?

Wanna play pretend? i would say lets play doctor but were grown. lets play gynecologist ;)

Let's pretend to be a solenoid...

I'll be the plunger and you be the coil.

Hey girl are you a gift?

Because I want to open you and pretend that I like you

You make me want to pretend to hike the Appalachian Trail. (South Carolina)

Let’s pretend you’re a potato salad and I’ll be a spoon. Can I dig in now?

Let's play pretend. You will be John Conner and I will be T-1000. I will chase you forever unless you melted my heart.

You know, if you wanna get laid, you really don't have to pretend to be interested in the pyramid scan. I mean, you could just say, 'Hey, I'm trying to get laid'... Are you a robot? (Prometheus)

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Girl I can no longer pretend I don't need ya. (Señorita)

I cannot pretend I don't need you babe. (Señorita)

Let play pretend, you will be a model and I will be your runway: You can be on top of me and work me all night.

A good pretend Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Pretend hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Lie down on that couch and pretend your legs hate each other.

Let's play pretend!

Hey baby, let's take a 17-month hiatus together and then pretend it never happened.

Why don't we head back to your place and I will pretend you are a racing horse.

Pretend you are the constitution and call me daddy

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (One Direction – Live While We Are Young)

If you were a statue, I'd wish I were Leontes and you were Hermione, who was pretending to be dead for sixteen years. And not really a statue at all.

Let’s pretend you’re full of C14 so I can date you.

Let's pretend you're C14 so I can date you.

Let’s make pretend you’re the captain of my ship.

Let's watch Downton Abbey and pretend the rest of the world doesn't exist.

I know we only met but let's pretend it's love (Live While We Are Young)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pretend love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pretend chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.