I like playing video game

Because you are my candy crush

Hey,do you want to play titanic?

You can be the ocean & I’ll go down on you

Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

Let’s play k**...…

…cuz i wanna get under a white sheet with you

i’m sorry

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Are you a guitar?

Because I wanna play with you and hear how you sound

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

Can I play with your tremolo arm?

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

Want to play TSA agents and f**... my package?

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

Is your costume made of real magic?

Because every time you walk by, my heart starts playing tricks on me.

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

Let me play with you beam sword.

Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

I may not play the guitar but I can pluck your g-string.

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

Girl your so fine, I'll play you a song on my ocrina of time...

Do you play basketball?

Because you’re a slam dunk!

Do you play for West Brom?

Because Albion top of you tonight.

Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.

Do you play tennis? Because that was a swing and a miss.

How about we go back to the Tardis and play doctor.

Hey baby, wanna play lion? You can be the meat!

I'm a utility player girl that means I can play the game in different positions.

Wanna play in the Bush?

Hey baby.. Whaddya say we play "Train Conductor"? You can sit on my face and I'll chew chew chew

;)

Your toy is so cool. May I play with it?

Hey you wanna play cricket?

You be the ball i'll be the bat and i'll hit you all night.

Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

Hi. I play harmonica in Arcade Fire. Wanna bang?

After tonight you can say you've been with a man played by George Clooney, Christan Bale and the guy from Top Gun.

I'll play Epona's Song and ride you all night long.

Let's all get in the tennis closet & play spin the racket!

How about we play a game of Lasso of Truth or Dare?

Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.

You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.

Do you play the vibraphone? Because I feel some good vibes between us.

Hey baby, if you play your cards right we might just become a twisted pair tonight.

Hey girl, you don't need to play the Oath to Order to summon my giant.

I don’t play soccer but you’re my goal.

Do you like to role play? I'll be God, you can be the Virgin Mary.

Why don't we go back to my home on the range and I'll show you how the deer and the antelope play.

Are you a guitar? cause i would love to grab you from neck and listen your noises as I play with you

You're just like Ami; smart, and knows how to play the game.

Let's play Tetris on our iPhones then later do the Tantric.

If you play your cards right the highway isn't the only thing getting plowed tonight.

Let's play hockey. I'll be the net, and you can score.

What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

Hey you wanna play Thanksgiving with me?

You can be the Turkey and I’ll stuff you until you’re done!

Wanna come back to my place and play a game of "lion tamer"? That's where you get down on all fours, roar at me, and I toss my meat in.

🦁

We all know hardcore is the only way to play.

Girl the worlds ending and your playing hard to get?

Hey girl...let's play find the dinosaur. I'll give you a clue. It's in my pants.

If you play with fire, you’ll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you’ll end up wet!

I'm going to make like "Toy Story" and get Buzzed so I can play with your w**....

I'll let you play with my hair if you let me play with yours.

He: hey! send me a picture of u quick!! | She: *sends a pic*what ya doin | He: thanks i was playing cards i needed a queen to win.

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Let’s role play! You can be McDonalds and I’ll be Burger King!

I’ll be having it my way and you’ll be loving it!

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

Do you like to play lacrosse? Because you can have my stick.

Don’t worry; I played Tetris as a kid

I can make it fit.

Lets play a game where going out with me is the dominant strategy

Don't ever make me choose between you or the game

Because I'll never play you

I’m not even playing cards

Yet I still pulled a queen

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

Let’s play health care reform. I’ll be the nurse and you can be the doctor.

What's common between Stock market and me?

Something will rise up if you play your cards right.

Hey baby, I respect you and you doing your own thing. Wanna play Minecraft?

Awww your cat died?

Come play with mine instead

Do you want to play with my grenades?

You must play soccer, because you sure are a keeper!

Do you wanna play lion tamer? It's when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth.

Take me baby... kiss me all over... play with my love.

Lets play Tiger Beat Magazine, I'll be a poster of Justin Bieber and you can slam me against the wall and make out with me

Girl are you a console?

Because I want to play with you the whole night

I'll play good cop if you'll play bad?

Are you a guitar because i love holding you by the neck and listening to the sounds you make when I play with you.

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

Hey girl, want to play my ocarina of time?

Let's play bedwars

I wanna break your bed :p

You know what they say play with fire you get burnt. Play with me and you’ll get wet

There is monsters near my bed can i sleep in urs?

Made it while playing minecarft

Are you into role playing? You be the iPad, I’ll be Steve.

I'm not so proud of this one

Let's play dentist...
First I'll knock you out then I'll fill your cavities

I think you’re more beautiful and magical than the first pokemon game I’ve ever played.

Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.

Let's play Blizzard. I'll be the snow, and you can blow me.

Hey wanna play softball, we can take turns pitching and catching.

I may play short but I go deep.

I'll let you foul play on me.

Play with me. I'll make sure that you win.

Are we playing chess? Because I want to take your queen with my p**....

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

Like a Disney DVD, I'm enhanced with Fast Play.

Hey girl are you a video game

Cause I want to play with you all day

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

I might as well play my whole hand here, because after seeing you, I know this has to be a miracle.

Hey girl, you're just like my violin.

As long as you're mine you'll never get played.

Do you wanna play trains? Sit on my face while i ChooChoo.

Hey, wanna play a few strokes with me?

God is playing the Sims, he wants me to meet you tonight.

Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

Hey baby. How about you and me play some reindeer games?

I saw you playing with that coin so I though I'd make the first move.

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

You must play drums, because you know how to make my heart go boom.

Badminton is life. And I want to play badminton with you for the rest of my life.

What do you call a nerd playing lacrosse? A pocket protector.

I never play heaven cuz I always fall for you.

Girl, are you a massively multiplayer online role-playing game?

Cause WoW!

Come sit on my knee, and play with Santa.

Let’s go to my place and play house, you’ll be the door and I’ll slam you

What do you call a baller playing lacrosse? Pick “n” Roll.

Are you a playful April shower? Because your presence is a welcome surprise in my life.

Seven Minutes. Seven Minutes Is All I Can Spare To Play With You.

Are you ranked play because I could grind you all night long.

Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

I see you play bass clarinet. You must like the bigger kinds of wood.

Girl, want to play the Role of Maiden to rid me of my maidenless fate?

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

You play call of Duty? 'Cause I'm search and destroy that ass.

I don’t know how to play poker

But i definitely pulled a queen