This level 3 Wizard has only one spell in his book - Tongues.

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Babe, I want to trap you in that little square.

Hey babe, I just want you to know I have Exotic Proficiency.. with whips. Grrraarrrl...

Babe I am an open tile with you, I will never hide letters from you.

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

I have a spear for your portable hole.

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

Are you a Mimic? Because I'm pretty sure that chest is fake.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

I am like the Go on a Monopoly board, you will just keep on coming to get more.

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Are you a p**... on the 7th rank? Because you are about to come as a queen.

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

Girl you could cheat all you want with me, as long as it's Monopoly.

Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

Damn baby, I must be a Displacer Beast because I will be beside myself if you don't come home with me tonight.

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

You must be a paladin because you are divine and i am smitten.

Girl, are you the blank tile? Because I want to keep you and use you however I like.

Did you take my Scrabble tiles? Because babe I am at a loss for words for you.

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

I could study your openings all day long.

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my p**....

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

I want to eat more than just words tonight.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

The Scrabble tiles isn't the only thing that I want to put in your rack tonight.

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

Girl I got the money to treat you right tonight, and it definitely isn't Monopoly money.

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

Girl you play Scrabble? I will put the S in your Ex.

Are you an enchanter? Because I feel like you've cast Charm Person on me.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

You are so hot, you just made my rook jump off the board.

The chest might be booby-trapped!

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

I want to t**... my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

Babe, I'll be your knight if you can be my queen.

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Are you a monopoly property? Because I want to own whole sets of you.

My rook is hard and straight for you.

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

The only game of Scrabble that I want to play is to spell your name.

So, what property does it take to trade for your love?

I have a Q, and all I need is U for the win.

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

You want to win at Scrabble? Try getting some j**... on your board for 29 points.

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

I see a hole in your defense, ready for my rook p**...?

I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you