If my king is hanging, would you eat it?

Instead of Exploding Kittens, let's explode your p**....

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

Don't worry, it'll be over in a blink.

The knight is still young, let's continue the game at my place.

Girl, I got my rook in my pants when I see you.

Baby, you are so stunning when I first saw you I had to make a saving throw.

You must play D&D because that is some Great Cleave.

Will you hold it against it me if I promote my p**... at the back of your board?

Girl, I am your p**... under the right circumstances.

How much does a polar (owl)bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.

Do you want to make love on the queenside or kingside?

Your mind says check, but your body is saying mate.

I wouldn't mind if you used Hold Person on me.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

Don't worry, I've got protection aura.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

I am like the Go on a Monopoly board, you will just keep on coming to get more.

Hey baby, I got +10 in endurance.

Girl, you accelerated my dragon.

Are you Scrabble? Because I would love to look at you all day long to come up with clever pick up lines.

Are you the goddess Sune? Cuz you are Sune to be mine.

If we go into the other room, I got a magic mouth

Have you seen my missing Monopoly real estate card? Because I have a property saved for you tonight.

You must be a Beholder, because I can see beauty in your eyes.

What's it like to be max level? Because you are perfect.

I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

I don't want to just score the most points, I want to win your heart.

Do you play Monopoly? Because you just owned every set of my heart and soul.

Girl you could cheat all you want with me, as long as it's Monopoly.

Hey baby, wanna give my cockatrice?

I was the inspiration for Bigby's Fist.

I know my way around Grease and Color Sprays, if you're up for it.

Excuse me, did you just roll a natural twenty for diplomacy? Because you're definitely influencing my attitude.

Get your queen ready because my knight is about to fork you.

Are you a bard? Because you're plucking at my heartstrings like a lute.

You rolled a 20 on your charisma check

Get ready to make a constitution check.

Girl, I must be a paladin because I wanna lay my hands on you.

Your bed or mine? I want to play chess with you on the bed all night.

Wanna see what a +5 charisma has under the hood?

I wish I was an Elf, because I doubt I'll be able to sleep after seeing your smile.

I hope you're not a monk, since I'm tired of hands.

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

You must have a low AC because I can hit that!

Girl you must be a daily because I'm raging right now.

Whaddaya say, my dragon and your dungeon? Eh?

Girl, are you the blank tile? Because I want to keep you and use you however I like.

Did you take my Scrabble tiles? Because babe I am at a loss for words for you.

I could study your openings all day long.

How do you like to proceed with this opening?

With that face, you must have +10 Charisma.

Girl, I cannot help but to push you back with my p**....

Let me be your companion tonight and I'll show you my b**... fury.

I don’t care if you’re a fallen aasimar, as long as you’re fallen into my bed.

Warforged: 'I was made to be fully functional in multiple techniques. I also have add-ons for a broad variety of pleasuring.'

Want to go someplace quieter, or should I wait an hour and reroll my diplomacy?

Is your king under attack? Because I have been checking you out.

Your perception check is successful, you've found a dashing rogue.

Without you playing Scrabble with me tonight, all my tiles spell disaster.

Want to go to my place and see how many times we can mate each other?

I want to eat more than just words tonight.

Babe, I will forever be your white knight.

My quivering palm is for the kill zones and thrill zones.

Ever been with a rogue? We like to do it from behind.

Hey baby, even been with a rogue? We're in and out before you even notice.

I may have to make a fortitude save against suffocation, because you're absolutely breathtaking.

I think I might be a Paladin. Mind if I Lay On Hands to check?

I play a bard. Knowing how to use my tongue is a requirement!

It's a good thing I have a ring of fire resistance because you are HOT!

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

E4, I just made the first move. Your turn.

Are you a Beholder? 'Cause I'd like to be-holdin' that ass you fine momma.

My favorite square on the chess board are the G-spots.

Hey gorgeous, are you a vampire? Because I'd create a Spawn with you any day.

Be careful babe, you are about to get mated.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

You got a radius I'd like to Grease tonight.

Hey babe, want to find out why they call it the Rod of Wonder?

Hey girl, do you want to touch my Rod of Wonder?

I know my description says 'outsider' but I'd rather be 'insider' if you know what I mean.

I'd sell my soul to a fiend to get a little familiar with you.

Why don't you let me hit that and do double damage?

you're so fine, I'm taking -2 to attack rolls.

One night of Scrabble with me, and you will totally lose your words.

Girl you play Scrabble? I will put the S in your Ex.

You cast a spell on me baby, and I failed dat save.

You know, you'll need a Strength of at least 13 to handle my Greatstaff.

Are there lots of Mimics around here? Because that chest looks too good to be true.

You are so hot, you just made my rook jump off the board.

What do you, 20, 12, 10, 8, 6 and 4 have in common? They all need some D

The chest might be booby-trapped!

Are you a wildmage? Because you've caused chaos in my mind?

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

My chess set is still missing a queen until I found you.

I'll be your bishop and fianchetto you from the side.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

Hey girl, are you the hotel in monopoly? Cause I had to cheat and lie to get you.

Babe, although I can multi chess, I prefer you as my only one.

Girl, you ever play Monopoly? You should take a Chance with me.

Sweetheart, let's make ourselves a quarterling.

You ever play in tournaments? Because I want to write down your every move.

I am the king babe because you can't play without me.

On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a natural 20.

Hey, Are you an Evil Halfling? 'Cause I feel like I want to make you my Bad Hobbit.

Do you want to move into my castle or my castle to take your queen?

Wanna help me conjure a new life form?

Casts detect magic I can't believe it, there's no illusion. You really are that beautiful

Are you a rook? Because my king wants to castle next to you.

Are you a sorcerer? 'Cuz a face that pretty must be innate, not learned.

If we get together I'll give you a shocking grasp all night long

An alchemist? If we mixed together, would we go bang?

I want to t**... my rook into your territory and take your pieces.

Babe, I'll be your knight if you can be my queen.

Hey babe. Are you an eldarin? Cause I bet you’d be feywild in bed.

My rook is hard and straight for you.

Are you one of those fiery Dragonborn, because it's getting hot in here.

The only game of Scrabble that I want to play is to spell your name.

I have a Q, and all I need is U for the win.

I’m a renowned wizard, but I’ve never seen anything as magical as your smile.

My charisma gives me a +1 bonus to hit on you

Is that a familiar in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

So, what property does it take to trade for your love?

You haven't tried it till you've tried it with a mage hand

You can be my dungeon master any time you want.

I see a hole in your defense, ready for my rook p**...?

Are you a monopoly property? Because I want to own whole sets of you.

So you're a divination wizard? Tell me, is our wedding going to be in the summer or fall?

I didn't find you a pearl of speech but I have another pearl you can put in your mouth.

You want to win at Scrabble? Try getting some j**... on your board for 29 points.