Top 33 Deck Pick Up lines

Pick up girls and guys at a local skate park or while cruising on a board or longboard. Use cheesy and funny deck pick up lines to help you capture the heart of men and women. These skateboard pick up lines involve various types of decks such as longboard deck, skateboard deck, and complete skateboard set.

I said "tinder is like a deck of cards, I just found my queen of hearts" but she replied "what if I were a two of spades? 🤔". Now what?

(I took a cue from the most famous pickup line of this subreddit is not my invention)
Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.
Want to see if we can make the holo deck malfunction?
There are so many queens in a deck of cards, but you are the only queen that I want.
I will be your deck that you can stand on.

Working short deck pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey baby, wanna watch me deck my self.

Girl, you are the legendary in my deck.

Babe, are you a magician? Because you just turned my entire deck into hearts.

I'd like to make an observation of your deck.

Is that a Hearthstone deck in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

Check out my deck, because you won't see normal down there.

My deck of cards only has 51 cards. I am missing you as my queen of hearts.

deck Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a 12 win arena deck because THOSE ARE SOME NICE CURVES.

Grab my deck and you will surely pick up ace in my pants.

Life is like a deck of cards,
And it looks like you are the queen of hearts...

There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

If you were a card(as in deck of cards) what would you be?

I think you will be the Queen of my Heart because you are the only one worth kneeling to. If you know what I mean ; )

If life was a deck of cards

I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts

I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

deck Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

All hands on deck!

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.

Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?

Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

Wanna ride my deck?

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

I'd swab your deck any day.

Smooth and dirty Deck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Deck conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Deck phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.