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Top 25 Deck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Deck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

  2. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  3. That be a nice poop deck.

  4. Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

  5. I’m in charge of swabbing the Poop Deck.

  6. Want to see if we can make the holo deck malfunction?

  7. I'd like to make an observation of your deck.

  8. There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

    ...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

  9. If you were a card(as in deck of cards) what would you be?

    I think you will be the Queen of my Heart because you are the only one worth kneeling to. If you know what I mean ; )

  10. Will you be my Mary-Jane?

    I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

    She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

    The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

    So here we are…

    **Are you watching closely?**


    **Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

    **The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

    ​

    ![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

    **He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

    **But of course... it probably isn't.**

    ​

    ![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

    **The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

    ​

    ![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

    **and makes it do something extraordinary.**

    ​

    ![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

    **Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

    ​

    ![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

    ​

    ![img](lu7mutn38bd41)

    **But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

    ​

    ![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

    **isn't enough;**

    **you have to bring it back.**

    ​

    ![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

    **That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

    ​

    ![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

    **I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

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If life was a deck of cards
I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts

My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

Will you be my Queen of Hearts? ️

- Day 7

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

All hands on deck!

I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

I'd swab your deck any day.

Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'? 

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?

Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

Wanna ride my deck?

Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?