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Top 22 Deck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Deck conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I said "tinder is like a deck of cards, I just found my queen of hearts" but she replied "what if I were a two of spades? šŸ¤”". Now what?

    (I took a cue from the most famous pickup line of this subreddit is not my invention)

  2. Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

  3. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because Iā€™d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  4. Want to see if we can make the holo deck malfunction?

  5. I'd like to make an observation of your deck.

  6. Life is like a deck of cards,

    And it looks like you are the queen of hearts...

  7. There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

    ...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

  8. If you were a card(as in deck of cards) what would you be?

    I think you will be the Queen of my Heart because you are the only one worth kneeling to. If you know what I mean ; )

  9. If life was a deck of cards

    I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts

  10. My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

    Will you be my Queen of Hearts? ļø

    - Day 7

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My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.

Are you in the on deck circle, or is that halo?

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

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Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

I'd swab your deck any day.

Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

Wanna ride my deck?

I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?