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Top 24 Deck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Deck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a slippery pool deck? Because I'm falling for you.

  2. Are you a master of Powerpoint? Because I’d sure like to slide all over your deck.

  3. That be a nice poop deck.

  4. Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?

  5. I’m in charge of swabbing the Poop Deck.

  6. Want to see if we can make the holo deck malfunction?

  7. I'd like to make an observation of your deck.

  8. There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

    ...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want

  9. If you were a card(as in deck of cards) what would you be?

    I think you will be the Queen of my Heart because you are the only one worth kneeling to. If you know what I mean ; )

  10. If life was a deck of cards

    I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts

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My deck of cards only has 51 cards...
Will you be my Queen of Hearts? ️

- Day 7

Are you in the on deck circle? Cuz you're up next (to date me).

All hands on deck!

I hope you like to matey, because I'm about to swab your deck.

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Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'? 

I know you're out of my league, but I show you below decks if you show me steerage.

My mom told me that life is like a deck of cards, so you must the be queen of hearts.

Hey babe, wanna swab my deck?

Hey girl! Wanna see my deck? (Yugioh)

Can I insert my deck into your duel disk slot? (Yugioh)

Wanna ride my deck?

Swabbing the decks IS a euphemism. (The author's would like to thank Hetalia: Axis Powers for the preceding line.)

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