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Top 22 Tool Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Tool pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Tool conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the shear tool? cause you have some sharp angles.

  2. I love the way you work that pen tool.

  3. Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

  4. Hey baby this hammer isn't the only massive tool I've got.

  5. If I told you I worked at Home Depot, would you let me handle your tool?

  6. Are you ready for a long adventure? My golden tools last longer than anyone.

  7. Hey girl, you know why I love peanut butter and legs so much?

    Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.


  8. Are you the burn tool?

    Because you darken my life, and it's over. I'm taking the kids and never coming back

  9. Are you a gardening tool?

    Cause you look like a hoe!

  10. Are you the dodge tool?

    Because you lighten up my day

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If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

Let's crop out your boyfriend and play with my tool

You know the hotkey to my Magic Wand Tool.

That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!

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Baby, lets hide some layers and then play with my brush tool

Baby I want to have you liquefy my tool!

Hey girl girl I bought Photoshop for the Magic Wand Tool 'cause I wanna make you my selection.

Want to see my tool?

I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed but wait until you see me work it in bed.