I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Do you have overdue books? 'Cause you have FINE written all over you.

There are so many books here but I want to read you.

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.

Meet me in the Romance section let's make Romeo & Juliet jealous.

I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.

Are you shelf R.1034? Because I've been searching for you everywhere.

Are you an overcrowded library branch location? Because you are STACKED.

I can also read something else besides books, your heart.

Hey baby, wanna come over here and give the librarian something to shush?

You know what else is perfect? The card catalog of your features, girl.

Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.

Are you in the Library catalogue? I'd love to get you're number.

I think i need a library card because imma check you out

Do you have a card in the Dewey decimal system? Because I gotta write down your number.

I think must have found the Romance section...

Found the poetry section. May I take you back in the stacks and read you some verses?

Let's sneak off to the reference section and make little citations.

I'm not looking for a book. Today, I'd like to check you out.

You've put a hold...on my heart.

Do you have anything by the author Swallow? First initial I?

You must have some overdue books, because you've got FINE written all over you.

I’m glad we’re in a Library...

Cause I’m definitely checking you out

Excuse me miss, can I pay for your printing?

Gonna check you out like a library book.

Do you have a library card? Cause I'm checking you out.

I don't need the Dewey decimal system to find you attractive.

If you were a library book, I'd never turn you in.

Are you an SAT exam? Because I would gladly sit in a room with you for three hours. I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

Damn, are you a library book?

Because I’m trying to check you out.

Are you librarian? Because I really need to get shushed!

I'd like to catalog your private parts.

Now that I work at the library I can literally check you out.

Hey girl I'm glad I brought my library card

....because I really enjoy checking you out.

Girl, I’m glad I brought my library card, ’cause I’m checking you out!

Can I check you out and take you home with me.

You have borrowing privileges with me any time.

It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your p**....

No one believes I am a librarian, maybe you should try to check me out.

I'll meet you in the fantasy section.

Let's do it in the library with Lawrence watching over us in full approval.

Line: I’d better get a library card, cause I’m checking you out!
Comeback: I doubt your reading comprehension is high enough.

They say you’re like a public library, anyone with a card can check you out.

You were saying, how big is your library again?

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out all night, but don't worry, no late return fees here."

"Well, lucky for you, I can be your personal library. 😉 Let me know what genre you're in the mood for."

If you were a library card, I would never return you because you're way overdue for a date.

"Are you a library book? Because I'm totally checking you out... and I promise to return you no late fees!"

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out despite the deafening silence."

Are you looking for a study buddy in the library? Because I have been checking you out.

Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out... just like your adoptive parents did!

"Just like a library book, I have no due date, but I'd still love to check you out for a captivating story."

"Is your brain a library? Because I’d love to check out your thoughts."

Are you a library book? Because I can't seem to trust your spine full of lies!

So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

"Is your name Library? Because I can't seem to stop checking you out, my favorite book in life's narrative."

"Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out, overdue, just like my affinity for sweet-talking mischief-makers."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, and I want to explore your chapters.

Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out and explore your back pages.

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

"Is your embrace a library? Because when I'm in your arms, I feel like I've found my favorite story."

I don’t have library card,

But can I check you out?

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop imagining you studying me during our calls.

"Your modest charm is like a rare book in an empty library, it captivates my curiosity."

"You may not like going out, but your beauty could light up the most magnificent of libraries."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm checking it out, and it's definitely overdue for some recognition."

"I may not always find the right words, but my feelings for you could fill a thousand libraries."

"If your ass was a library book, I'd check it out... but is there an overdue fee for getting lost in your sass?"

"Is your ass a library book? Because I can't stop checking it out, but I promise I'll return it on time."

"Is your booty a library book? Because I'm definitely checking it out and hoping for an extended loan."

"Your mind must be a library because every time it speaks, I'm checking out a world of knowledge and allure."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out with that brilliant mind.

"Want to know the secret to my silence? It's not a library, it's your presence on my face, as my favorite book."

Are you a book? Because every time I see you, I can't put you down.

Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out and never return you.

"Are you the library book I've been checking out? Cause I'm totally overdue for a date with you."

"Are you a library book? Because I see you've got that poetry and I'd love to check you out."

"Are you a library book? Because I’d love to check you out without all the noise!"

"Show me your library card, because girl, without you, my life is overdue!"

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for... including a big ass library of knowledge."

"Are you an overdue library book? Because I'm checking you out, even though you're already 'taken'... by surprise!"

"Not sure about others, but I was caught in the wild section of the library. They used literature as bait and got me, hook, line and thinker."

"Have you ever heard of inner beauty? Because if outer beauty was a library, you’d be the fiction section."

Did you get lost on your way to the library? Because you just found the ultimate source of information.

Are you a book? Because I'm checking you out like Daddy at the library.

"Well, I must be a library book, because I can't help being checked out even when you're already reading another novel."

I'm so glad i remembered my library card...

Cuz i'm totally checking you out

"Are you an overdue library book? Because you've got 'Fine' written all over you!"

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out like it's a porno.

"Ever tried co-authoring a dream under the same bed sheet? It's a bestseller in my heart’s library."

Are you a library book? Because I wanna check you out from behind.

Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

"Are you a library book from Curtin University? Because I'm totally checking you out.”

"If I could rearrange the library, I'd put U and I together—care to join me for some study breaks?"

"Is your mind a library? Because I’d love to explore each fascinating chapter with you."

"Just hoping to find an intriguing read, perhaps our stories may intertwine. What are you into?"

"I must have gotten them from a library, because every word I say is checked out by you."

Are you a library book? Because every time I see you, I feel like studying your pages.

"Is your backside a library book? Because it's got so much volume, I’m already checking it out!"

Can you help me put this away in the anthropology section.

"Do you live in a library? Because whenever I am around you, my heart starts to tell a beautiful story."

Are you a library book? Because you're overdue for being completely obsessed with me.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out for all those big words.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the library heavens? Because every conversation with you is a chapter I'd love to read!"

"If I were a library book, would you check me out and call me 'mine' till overdue?"

"Do your parents have a library card? Cause I'm definitely checking you out past their strict 'due date'."

"Your heart must be a library because every time I'm with you, I just can't help but check you out."

"I'm sure we've met before. Was it the library? Because every time I think of you, my life turns into a fairytale."

"Are you a library book? Because I've been checking you out and it seems I'm overdue for our story to begin."

"In the vast library of my heart, darling you're my most precious part."

"Are your legs a library book? Because I'm checking them out and I just can't put them down."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for in the library of my heart."

"Your cleavage must be a library because it's got my attention completely booked."

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out! Your love for literature is enchanting.

"Kath, I must be a library because I'm totally checking you out—even if you rejected me!"

"Girl, if your voice was a library book, I'd never want to return it, even when you're telling me to shut up."

"You remind me of a library book, always open to new chapters but impossible to put down."

"Are you a library book? Because I can't help checking you out, especially with those glasses on."

"Mitchell's heart might not be a library, but it definitely has a book of love written just for you."

Hey, think I can get your reference number?

"Just like beautiful quotes, you're timeless and true, In the library of my heart, there's only you."

"Are you a library book? Because I'd love to check you out... just like your birth certificate."

"Are you a library book? Because I can't help but check you out."

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out for a good read.

Are you a library book? Because I'm checking you out for way longer than intended.

"They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but for your beauty, I'd need a whole library."

"You must be a library book, because I can't stop thinking about checking you out."

"Did you study in library science? Because you've definitely mastered the art of checking me out."