Top 29 Loan Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Loan pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, do you have a bank loan?
Coz I got an interest in you ;)
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Hey girl, are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans
Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
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Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
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Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
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Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
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Did I get a loan from you?
- no?
-then why is my interest increasing day by day? -
Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?
Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
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Have I taken a bank loan from you?
Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.
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Are you a bank loan?
Because you caught my interest.
Funny loan pickup lines
Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
Hey are you my college loan?
Cause you have my interest!
You're like my student loans...
... cause I got crazy interest.
Are you a bank loan?
Because you have my interest.
Hey Girl, are you bank loan ?
Cuz I have interest in you ;)
Are you a banker?
Because I want to leave you a bank loan.
Are you Donald Trump?
Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.
Are you a loan during the Great Depression?
Cause I wanna take you out
Hey are you my student loans?
Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
Girl are a student loan...
Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?
Are you my student loans?
Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.