Top 26 Loan Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Loan pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans
Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
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Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
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Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
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Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
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Did I get a loan from you?
- no?
-then why is my interest increasing day by day? -
Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?
Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
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Have I taken a bank loan from you?
Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.
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Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
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Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
Funny loan pickup lines
Hey are you my college loan?
Cause you have my interest!
Are you a loan...
Because your interest rates are high.
You're like my student loans...
... cause I got crazy interest.
Hey Girl, are you bank loan ?
Cuz I have interest in you ;)
Are you Donald Trump?
Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.
Girl are a student loan...
Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?
Are you my student loans?
Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
Hey are you my student loans?
Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
Are you a loan during the Great Depression?
Cause I wanna take you out
Are you an APR interest loan?
Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.