Top 27 loan Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Loan chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Hey gurl, are you a bank loan?
'Cause you've got my interest.
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Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.
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Are u a bank loan?
Cuz u have my interest
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Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?
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Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.
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Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?
Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
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Have I taken a loan from you?
Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.
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Are you a 0% APR loan?
Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
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Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.
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You're like my student loans...
... cause I got crazy interest.
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Are you a banker?
Because I want to leave you a loan.
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Are you a bank loan? 'Cause you sure got my interest.
Are you Donald Trump?
Because you look like a small loan of a million dollars.
Hey are you my student loans?
Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
Are you a loan during the Great Depression?
Cause I wanna take you out
Are you a bank loan?
Because you've got my interest.
Are you a bank loan?
Coz I'm gaining a lot of interest
Are you my student loans?
Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
Girl are a student loan...
Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?
Are you an APR interest loan?
Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.
Damn girl are you my bank loan?
Because you got my interest
Are you on interlibrary loan? ‘Cause baby, you are outta this library!
Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.
Hey girl, I know you don't accept permanent loans but will you make an exception for my heart?
The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I'll loan you mine.
Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.