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Top 49 Loan Pick Up lines

Get the best loan pick up lines here. We have compiled the best list of funny and cheesy loan pick up lines here. Use these loan-themed pick-up lines to help you get that hot girl or guy!

  1. Hey girl, do you have a bank loan?

    Coz I got an interest in you ;)

  2. Hey girl, are you a bank loan?

    Because you've got my interest.

  3. Girl you don't need no bridge loan to close the GAAP between us.

  4. Hey girl are u a loan

    Cuz i have interest in you

  5. Have you ever dreamed of a small loan of a million dollars?

  6. Girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest.

  7. Did I get a loan from you?

    - no?

    -then why is my interest increasing day by day?

  8. Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

  9. Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

  10. Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.

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Working loan pickup lines

Are you zero APR laon? Because your term says that you will have higher interest for me soon.

Girl, do I own you any loan? Because I am about to get loan payoff tonight.

Are you a adjustable loan? Because I sense my interest rising.

Do you offer loans? How much interest do I have to pay to borrow your titties night.

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Are you a credit loan? Because I want to finance our life together.

Are your parents loan originators? Because I want to submit my loan application to take you as my wife.

Are you an auto loan? Because you help moving my life forward.

Babe, do you have a bank loan? Because you sure have my total interest.

Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest

Have I taken a bank loan from you?

Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.

How much down payment do I need to loan you out for life?

Are you a bank loan?

Because you caught my interest.

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Working Loan tinder opener

Babe, you are not any bank loan. Because I will never default on you.

Your credit score is so fine, you can borrow my d*ck any time.

Girl, after tonight you won't think about your loans, because what's yours is mine.

Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest

You are like a high interest loan. Because I see my balance rising inside you.

Are you my student loan? Because you will f*ck me over and over after my classes.

Gurl, I hope you're a long-term loan, because I never want to give you back.

Hey are you my college loan?

Cause you have my interest!

Are you a loan?

Because you’re gaining my interest.

Are you a loan...

Because your interest rates are high.

You're like my student loans...

... cause I got crazy interest.