Top 50 Credit Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Credit pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Credit tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?
Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt
edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me -
When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...
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Are you my credit card?
Cause you definitely got my interest
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I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.
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Hey girl you like credit cards?
Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest
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Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!
Working short credit pickup lines to impress a girl
I just had a cashier ask me for my number
I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.
So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.
She asked "Does your phone work?"
I answered "Yes."
She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"
I said "I'll pay with credit...."
Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.
Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.
Are you my credit score?
Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now
Are you a credit loan? Because I want to finance our life together.
Hey girl are you my credit score?
Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.
Your credit score is so fine, you can borrow my d*ck any time.
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You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping
Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?
Enough to break the ice hey I’m
Credit: my boy Jay
Are you my FICO credit score?
'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.
Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?
Are you Lightning?
Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW
Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit
I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit
Are you my credit score?
Cause you’re a 10
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We need to cancel the alphabet.
There is no need for segregation, U And I should be together.
Credit To Smii7y.
People call me by my name
But you can call me anytime
-credits to some video I saw on Instagram
An interesting title
Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe
Credit to:@the_silly_salmon
I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile
Credit to starcat
Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.
Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
Him: Oh nice name...
Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;)
Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)
Are you a credit card ?
‘Cause I want to bounce on you
Are you my credit card company?
...because my interest in you is making my principle grow
All credit given to Pakalu Papito
So do you have a name or can I call you mine
Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. Cause that kiss a full moon. Awooooo!
I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.
Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one
Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)
Are you google translate?
Cause you twist every thing I say.
Credit to translation fails.
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Hey girl are you credit card debt
Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you
Are you one of those scam websites?
Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!
Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...
And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.
Are you my credit card?
Because I’m paying you a lot of interest
I’ll buy you a drink every time you smile at ME tonight. (Better bring your credit card)
Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?
I got the card to check you out, people call this credit card.
Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.
Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list
I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion
I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.
Baby how bout we leave this McDonald's and get started on that additional child tax credit?
I have good credit
I used to buy Roblox gift cards, now I just straight charge my credit card.
You're finer than the print on my credit card statement.
Is your credit score bad? Because you look like a 10 to me!
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Credit phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.