Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

Are you my credit score?

Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now

Girl, would you prefer crystals or credit card? Because I got both.

Hey girl are you my credit score?

Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.

"Do you accept credit cards? Because I'm completely invested in making a love transaction with you!"

"Well, I suppose this magical bond is simply the universe recognizing the spark between us. Care to explore it further over dinner?"

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out, just like your dad's credit card.

"Guess I'm looking forward to some extra credit then! Just be prepared; my lessons come with a side of fun. 😏"

Haha, well I hope I'd get extra credit for my charm too! Who knew flirting could be so educational? 😉

"Thanks! But I’d rather teach you a thing or two in a more... personal setting. What do you say to a little extra credit? 😉"

If you were a horror film, I'd be captivated by your charm until the credits roll.

Well, a great butt deserves some credit! But I bet the rest of you is just as impressive.

Haha, I'll have to start taking credit for all the good things that happen now! Like bringing sunshine and unicorns into your life. 😉

If I were a student, I'd still find a way to get extra credit with you as my teacher. Let's ace this "class" together!

"Can I be your bank? Because I'm interested in giving you all the credit for stealing my heart."

"Installments? Darling, your company is credit enough. Let's just focus on investing in memories together."

Hey, are you a senior? Because you've got me wanting some extra credit with you tonight.

Haha, cheeky! But hey, gotta give credit where it's due, right? So, what else makes you clap? 😜

"I like the sound of that! Just promise to keep it PG-13 between us—at least until the credits roll. 🎬 What else do you enjoy watching?"

"I guess our magical bond is just too powerful to resist. Can't wait to tease you even more."

If I had to grade your beauty, you'd be an A+ with extra credit for being adorable.

"Is your name Credit? Because I find myself constantly checking my balance whenever I'm around you."

"If you’re the degree I’m chasing, I wouldn’t mind getting a little extra credit with you tonight."

Thanks, but can we negotiate extra credit for my cooking skills instead? I make a mean grilled cheese sandwich! 🧀

"Looks like we're on the same page with this 'magical bond.' How about we explore it over dinner?"

Lucky you indeed! Just remember, I tend to give extra credit for those who keep me on my toes. How do you feel about a little extra homework? 😏

"Do you believe in love at first flight? Because I'm ready to spend my billion intergalactic credits on you!"

"Well, I must say, you have a way with words that keeps me intrigued. Care to show me more?"

"Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be, and I've got a lot of credit!"

"Is your name Credit? Because my heart has been in Debit since I saw you."

"Well, our magical bond is like a perfect melody, with me teasing you into falling for me."

"Are you a blockbuster movie? Because I'd stay up all night just to watch your credits roll."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... And my credit card balance increases!"

You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?

Enough to break the ice hey I’m

Credit: my boy Jay

Are you a credit card? Because every time I see you, I just want to swipe right.

"I’ll be your tutor if you promise to stay after class for some extra credit... in more ways than one."

"Your body is my favorite subject; I'm really failing at resisting those curves. Care to give extra credit on Snapchat?"

"Credit where credit's due - your charm and wit are absolutely captivating. Ready to explore this teasing, magical world together?"

"With curves like yours, I'm failing geometry. Can I get some extra credit on Snapchat?"

"Is your body my homework? Because I can't help but study those curves, mind sharing your Snapchat for extra credit?"

"Is your name Credit? Because you've entered my heart on the right side and balanced my life!"

"Teasing is just a playful dance between two souls who already know they're meant to be."

"Well, looks like our magnetic connection is undeniable. Let's see where this magical bond takes us, shall we?"

"Sorry for staring, but I think you owe Google some credit. You've just redefined my definition of 'searching for beauty'."

"Girl, your booty must have a degree because it's got all the right curves. Care for some extra credit tonight?"

Are you a credit card? Because every time I see you, I can't help but swipe.

"Giving credit where it's due - our connection is undeniable. Ready for a charming date night?"

"Well, consider me your personal magician creating sparks with this magical bond of charm and wit."

"Credit where credit is due, you've piqued my interest. Shall we keep teasing each other over a candlelit dinner?"

"Are you a sonnet, Nita? Because your beauty needs no edit, let's make our story poetic, with you as my romantic credit."

"Is your credit score as high as your beauty? Because both are keeping my interest rate soaring."

Well, if I were your homework, I'd be the extra credit assignment - challenging, but totally worth it in the end!

Are you my FICO credit score?

'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.

"Are you a box office hit? Because my heart races the moment the credits for your smile start rolling."

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

"In the ledger of life, you're the credit that offsets all my debits, turning my entire life into a profitable equation."

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Are you my next password?

Because you are asstastic!!! (Credit - Couples Retreat)

Are you Lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW


Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

"Are you a spaceship? Because my heart is blasting off to Mars with you and your gleepy smell!"

Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re a 10

We need to cancel the alphabet.

There is no need for segregation, U And I should be together.





Credit To Smii7y.

Are you a teacher? Because you've got me wanting to stay after class for some extra credit.

"Well, the magical bond is when your smile and my charm create sparks that light up the night."

"I must say, our banter creates a charming dance between us. Let's see where this magical bond leads."

"Is your name Visa? Because you're everywhere I want to be, and my credit card is starting to get jealous!"

"Oh, darling, the teasing is just a playful dance between two souls irresistibly drawn to each other."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine after the end credits?"

"You’re almost perfect at 99, but I have the secrets to unlock that last point. Interested in extra credit?"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you in that sexy school dress? Care for some extra credit?"

Nice! Does that mean you get to assign homework? Because I might need extra credit—my jokes are pretty cheesy! 🧀😆

"Do you believe in love at first flight? Because with a billion space credits, I’d take you to the stars!"

Are you a credit card? Because every time I see you, I swipe right.

"Hey, I know you're a smart Rizzler, but did you learn those muscles in school or is that just an extra credit assignment?"

"If studying your beauty was the exam, I'd be an A+ student. Can I have your number for extra credit?"

"Is your name Visa? Because you've got my heart racing faster than my credit score."

People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime



-credits to some video I saw on Instagram

I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat

"Thanks! But it’s really my witty charm that deserves the credit. What about you? Got any jokes to match my brilliance?"

Flattered! But don't give me too much credit just yet, there's more to discover. What do you enjoy doing for fun?

"Can I be your debit entry? Because I feel an irresistible attraction to your credit side."

"Let's make every moment count until the end of class, and who knows, maybe we'll sneak in some extra credit."

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again with my credit card?

Are you a credit card ?

‘Cause I want to bounce on you

Him: Oh nice name...

Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;)

Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...

And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. Cause that kiss a full moon. Awooooo!

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.

Are you my credit card?

Because I’m paying you a lot of interest

Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!

I got the card to check you out, people call this credit card.

Would you like to buy me dinner with your tax credit?

You're finer than the print on my credit card statement.

I used to buy Roblox gift cards, now I just straight charge my credit card.

I have good credit

Baby how bout we leave this McDonald's and get started on that additional child tax credit?

I’ll buy you a drink every time you smile at ME tonight. (Better bring your credit card)

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.

I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

I'll be your credit if you'll be my debit.