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Top 50 Credit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Credit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Credit conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a ketchup bottle?

    Because i wanna flip you over and spank you from behind until you squirt

    edit: this isn't original btw, so no credit goes to me

  2. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  3. Are you my credit card?

    Cause you definitely got my interest

  4. I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

  5. Hey girl you like credit cards?

    Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

  6. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  7. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  8. Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

  9. Are you a card shark? Well babe you can have my credit card any day.

  10. Are you my credit score?

    Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now


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What is a Credit pickup line?

Working credit pickup lines

Girl, would you prefer crystals or credit card? Because I got both.

Are you a credit loan? Because I want to finance our life together.

Hey girl are you my credit score?

Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.

Your credit score is so fine, you can borrow my d*ck any time.

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This is a funny Credit pickup line!

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs ?

Enough to break the ice hey I’m

Credit: my boy Jay

Are you my FICO credit score?
'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.

Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

Are you Lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW


Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Are you my next password?

Because you are asstastic!!! (Credit - Couples Retreat)

Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re a 10

We need to cancel the alphabet.

There is no need for segregation, U And I should be together.





Credit To Smii7y.

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Working Credit tinder opener

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

Him: Oh nice name...

Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;)

Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Are you a credit card ?

‘Cause I want to bounce on you

Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principle grow

All credit given to Pakalu Papito

So do you have a name or can I call you mine

Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. Cause that kiss a full moon. Awooooo!

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you