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Top 44 Credit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Credit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  2. I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

  3. Hey girl you like credit cards?

    Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

  4. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  5. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  6. Are you my credit score?

    Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now

  7. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  8. You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

  9. I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

    "My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."

  10. Are you my FICO credit score?

    'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.

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Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

Are you Lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW


Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime.

Not mine.
Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.

Ive got a boner to pick with you

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?
Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.

Are you a credit card ?

‘Cause I want to bounce on you

They say milk does a body good...

But Damn girl what you been drinkin?

I can't take credit for this one.

Him: Oh nice name...

Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;)

Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Is your name Gillette?

Because you’re the best a man can get.

(Can’t take credit for this. I first heard it on Wild’n Out with Nick Cannon. )

Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principle grow

All credit given to Pakalu Papito

So do you have a name or can I call you mine

Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!

Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...

And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. Cause that ass a full moon. Awooooo!

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.

Hey are you today’s date?

Cause you’re a 10/10

I know it’s not original, I don’t know who to give credit too.

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

Are you my credit card?

Because I’m paying you a lot of interest

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.

I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.