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Top 44 Credit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Credit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. When you make my meter spin backward, I always know you'll give me full credit for it...

  2. Are you my credit card?

    Cause you definitely got my interest

  3. I don’t give you enough credit for what you do to my debit.

  4. Hey girl you like credit cards?

    Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

  5. Hey girl, if you’re looking for a man with good credit then here I am, Jesus paid for all of my debts!

  6. I just had a cashier ask me for my number

    I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe.

    So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went.

    She asked "Does your phone work?"

    I answered "Yes."

    She replied "You should call me to check if it still works"

    I said "I'll pay with credit...."

  7. Are you my credit score?

    Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now

  8. Hey girl are you my credit score?

    Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.

  9. You have a boyfriend? That’s ok. My girlfriend and I are into credit-swapping

  10. Can I buy you a drink? From eBay and by using my parent's credit card?

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What is a Credit pickup line?

Funny credit pickup lines

Are you my FICO credit score?
'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit. Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit

Are you Lightning?

Because I wanna make you McQueen KACHOWWW


Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit

Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re a 10

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This is a funny Credit pickup line!

An interesting title

Girl are you mario
Cos I want you to jump on my pipe


Credit to:@the_silly_salmon

I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile
Credit to starcat

People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime



-credits to some video I saw on Instagram

Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.

Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.

Ive got a boner to pick with you

Are you a credit card ?

‘Cause I want to bounce on you

Him: Oh nice name...

Me: You like that? you should hear my phone number... ;)

Credits: Phoebe (F.R.I.E.N.D.S)

Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principle grow

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Working Credit tinder opener

Are you my credit card?

Because I’m paying you a lot of interest

Ima call my d**k fiscally irresponsible...

And yo p\*\*\*y a credit score, 'cause it's 'bout to get F\*\*KED.

Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!

Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you

Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say.


Credit to translation fails.

Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. Cause that ass a full moon. Awooooo!

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.

Credit to the Donkey Kong Country cartoon for this one

Girl, I'm gonna shower you with coconut cream pie ;)

I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.

I'll have to credit you for my asset depletion

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Your credit score is so fine, I wish I could co-sign a car loan with you all night long.