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Top 39 real estate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Real Estate chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  2. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  3. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  4. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  5. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  6. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  7. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  8. For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

  9. Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"?

  10. Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

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Latest real estate chat up lines

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

I love you more than I love referrals...

I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.

I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

Let's make it official and close the escrow.

Love is buying your first home together.

Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?

What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

Would you let me holding period you forever?

You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

You’re more than just a piece of property.

Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.

Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings.