The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 37 Real Estate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Real Estate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Real Estate conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  2. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  3. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  4. Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

  5. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

  6. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  7. Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings.

  8. Does the house come with mitochondria? Because my power house is producing a lot of energy.

  9. Does this room smell like chloroform to you?

  10. For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

real estate pickup line
What is a Real Estate pickup line?


Funny real estate pickup lines

Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"?

Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

real estate pickup line
This is a funny Real Estate pickup line!

I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.

I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

Let's make it official and close the escrow.

Love is buying your first home together.

Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

real estate pickup line
Working Real Estate tinder opener

There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?

With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

Would you let me holding period you forever?

You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

You’re more than just a piece of property.

Baby, I'm not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.

Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.