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Top 41 Real Estate Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Real Estate pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you want to be part of my new real estate acquisition project in your vagina?

  2. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  3. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  4. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  5. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  6. Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

  7. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

  8. Is this a good pickup line?

    I am in a real estate class with 60 other people. I am very attracted to a female in the class. We have made eye contact multiple times and she continues to look my direction. I assume she is single because she continues to play eye games with me. I was thinking about approaching her and introducing myself, then following with "I am pretty sure I am going to fail this exam." Then hopefully she will reply with "why" and i will proceed to explain how i cannot seem to focus because she is stealing all of my attention and i cannot keep my eyes off of her. (which honestly is kind of true.) Then i would ask her if she is single and see if she would like to go out sometime. Just curious what reddit thinks of this? should i go for it?

  9. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  10. Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

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Funny real estate pickup lines

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

I love you more than I love referrals...

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I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

Let's make it official and close the escrow.

Love is buying your first home together.

Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

Talking to you makes me feel like a first time homebuyer – nervous and excited.

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What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

Would you let me holding period you forever?

You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

You’re more than just a piece of property.

There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.

Baby, I'm not asking your for an easement, just a mere right of recreation and amusement.