I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

You like the same bands as me? Why are your clothes still on?

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

Ill make your clothes 0% opacity.

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream. It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

Your clothes look nice, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.

The only thing dropping tonight is our clothes, not our standards.

Girl, need to take off your cloths, time to focus down on you. (Good as h**...)

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Your airbending is so great, it blew my clothes off.

Are you a heatwave? Cause you're making me wanna take off all my clothes.

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

Hey, if you can't take the desert heat, get out of your clothes.

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

Girl, you look familiar, but I can only make sure after I take your clothes off.

Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.

Dragoon: Drop your clothes! You have 15 seconds to comply.

If your body is YouTube

You clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"I see you’ve got a taste for style; how about we share some sweet conversation instead?"

"The way your fingers interlock with mine is magic, but the idea of undressing you is pure enchantment."

Are you a fabric softener? Because whenever I'm near you, everything becomes softer and more comfortable.

"Your beauty is so dazzling, even your clothes are begging to fall off."

"Your garments fall, like autumn leaves so free, unmasking beauty that ensnares me endlessly."

"As garments fall, so does my heart, your beauty, my dear, is a divine art."

"Allow me to help you with that button, it's only fair since you've already captured my heart away."

"Just like that light, you've left me in the dark... unless you'd light up my life by sharing a coffee together?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must have lost your wings along with your clothes.

"If your clothes were a crime, you’d definitely be serving life—because you’ve stolen my heart with that look!"

"How about we redefine 'comfort' by exchanging your clothes for my warm embrace?"

"With a gentle kiss on your hand, may I unfold the beautiful tale woven into every inch of your divine ensemble?"

"Is that red lipstick a spell? Because I’m completely enchanted by you and your stunning style."

"Your beauty is a knockout in jeans, but in those clothes? You're the definition of sinfully irresistible."

"Are you a sculptor? Because I can't stop admiring your curves in that black dress."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears... just like our clothes.

"Excuse me, but from the lack of clothes, I presume you're in charge of leaving everyone else dressed in envy."

"Is it illegal to look that cute? Because when you dress up, you're guilty of setting my heart on fire."

"Hey Barbara, your cheerfulness is as tasty as any meal, may I take a bite of your charm tonight?"

"That indo-style dress isn't the only thing stealing my attention tonight, your beauty surpasses any fashion statement."

"If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - without clothes, you'd be downright criminal."

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"Is your dress made of Velcro? Because every time I come near, I just feel an irresistible pull to unfasten it."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—and so do my clothes in my imagination."

"You know, life is a lot like clothes - it's all about what's underneath that truly counts."

"Are you on a clothes sale? Because at first glance, I already know you're 100% off... my checklist of perfection."

"Is your outfit from the 'Dark Matter' collection? Because my attraction to you can't be seen but it's definitely felt."

Are you a work of art? Because I can't take my eyes off you in those open clothes.

"That red lipstick looks stunning on you—mind if I steal a smile and maybe a kiss too?"

"Your clothes must be feeling lonely, how about we strip them away for some company?"

"Would you trust me enough to allow my hands be the only second layer you'd need tonight?"

"Ever tried a clothing optional cuddle session? It's the latest trend, we should give it a shot."

"Darling, your clothes must be exhausted, because they've been running through my mind all day."

"Each layer removed reveals more of your captivating story. Mind if I unfold the beautiful tale you are?"

"Girl, just like algebra you can count on me, because when you subtract clothes, I'm always your solution."

"Roses are red, your clothes are black, let's go on a date and never look back."

"Is your name Gravity? Because I can't resist the pull towards you and my clothes just fall off."

Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty h**... and I wanna knock your clothes off

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't wait to take you out of the dryer - you've got my heart all warmed up."

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, my clothes just magically disappear.

"Are you the sale at your house? Because clothes may be 100% off, but your beauty is priceless."

"No clothes? No problem! Your natural beauty outshines any haute couture."

"Is your outfit made of starlight? Because every time I see you, I wish for a shooting star to make it disappear."

"Your pink eyes outshine any spotlight, Plum. In the theater of my heart, you're the star of every scene."

That's really cool! I love a girl with creative talents. What's the most intricate piece you've ever sewn?

"I must be dreaming, because I never thought I'd meet someone as beautiful and adventurous as you."

I always take my clothes off before picking up women. I can't have my wife smelling you on me when I go home, can I.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with less clothes on?

Are you a fire? Because I can't help but imagine how hot you'd look without clothes.

"Are you a designer dress on clearance? Because my heart's price just dropped when I saw you."

"That red lipstick looks stunning on you; I bet it tastes as sweet as your smile."

"In this blur, your black outfit and red lips are like a siren's call; care to make some waves together?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in the fabric of your outfit!"

"Your clothes must be jealous, because they're always covering up such a beautiful masterpiece."

"Your clothes might look good on you, but holding your hand would look even better on mine."

Haha, I see you're going for the classic "underwear selfie" move. Bold choice, but I prefer my dates fully clothed! 🤣

"Just like moonlight revealing her beauty, your clothes can't hide the masterpiece you are."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...just like my clothes will later."

"Those clothes would look even more stunning crumpled next to my bed, just as beautiful as the woman wearing them."

"If I were a magician, I’d make your clothes disappear—care to help with the grand reveal tonight?"

Eyy Gurl…Black Friday sale going on back at my house. . .

All clothing will be 100% off. . .

"In that outfit, you could steal hearts—mind if I borrow yours for a moment?"

"Is your outfit made of starlight? Because every time you walk in, the room becomes a sky I want to undress."

"Is your hand a sweater? Because every time I hold it, I feel like I've just been undressed by your warmth."

"In your style, I see art divine,
Each thread you wear makes the stars align."

"Like a blooming rose unwrapping its petals, your beauty unfolds in layers, leaving me breathless and utterly spellbound."

"Is it just me or does your smile have the power to undress my inhibitions and whisper a sweet kiss?"

"Need a hand with those buttons? Because life's too short for beautiful women to wear complicated clothes."

"Are you made of darkness? Because I can't resist getting lost in your mysterious beauty."

"Are you an oven? Because you're baking up something special, and it's got me hot and bothered!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you were woven from the finest silk.

"I see you biting that cloth; care to share the secret of what makes it so irresistible?"

"Your radiant glow outshines all the stars, and that baby bump? Absolute perfection."

"Your beauty outshines the sun, and every time you undress, it feels like heaven is revealing its secrets."

"Darling, even with the lights out, your beauty undressing steals all the spotlight."

"Despite the sweat, your beauty is breathtaking, and your motherly aura, simply enchanting."

If I was Nephi you would be Laban. I wouldn't kill you but I would still take your clothes.

"Is it your smile or that red lipstick? Either way, you’re making everything else fade into the background."

"Your clothes must be jealous because they're hugging the most beautiful girl in the room a bit too tightly."

"Roses are red, your clothes are black, in the universe of beauty, you surely lack no knack."

"Is it okay if I remove your clothes? Because they're obstructing my view of an absolute masterpiece."

"With each garment shed, my heart skips a beat, for in poetry and you, elegance and beauty meet."

"You look stunning in that outfit, but darling, don't you think clothes are a bit heavy? Let me help you."

Your outfit must be from heaven because it's sinful how good you look in it.

"You're undressing? Good thing it's dark, otherwise your radiance would outshine even the brightest of stars."

"Roses are red, your dress is black, with a sense of humor like mine, we could never lack."

I must be in heaven because seeing you without clothes would be pure bliss.

"Roses are red, your clothes are black, under the moonlight, darling, you're my aphrodisiac."

"Even with the lights out, your beauty shines so bright it could light up the whole room, care to join me for dinner?"

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

"Is that cloth there to keep your smile from shining too bright? Because it’s stealing the spotlight!"