I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

I like my clothes on my partner like I like my religion none existent.

I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Let's measure the interval between me, you, and our clothes all off.

Rooftop pool. Clothing optional.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me disappear clothing!

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

I'm like David Copperfield, I can make your cloths disappear in a snap.

You know i've got a christmas sale going on.

Your clothes are 100% off at my place.

I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable; please take them off.

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

You like the same bands as me? Why are your clothes still on?

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

Ill make your clothes 0% opacity.

Hey, do you like clothing sales?

Because clothes are 100% off at my place thru the end of the month

You look so familiar, I think we've met in my dream. It must be the clothes confusing me, mind taking them of so I can cream.

I can be your house elf. I’ll do anything you desire and I don’t even need any clothes.

Yes, I’m a magician. Watch me make your clothes disappear.

Your clothes look nice, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.

The only thing dropping tonight is our clothes, not our standards.

Girl, need to take off your cloths, time to focus down on you. (Good as h**...)

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Your airbending is so great, it blew my clothes off.

Are you a heatwave? Cause you're making me wanna take off all my clothes.

Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.

Hey, if you can't take the desert heat, get out of your clothes.

As an American, my ancestors declared independence from Britain, now I ask you to come over to my place and declare independence from your clothes

Girl, you look familiar, but I can only make sure after I take your clothes off.

Dragoon: Drop your clothes! You have 15 seconds to comply.

Why do most surfers get relaxed and cheerful than the others? Because they are grownup surfers that pee on their cloth on regular basis.

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

If your body is YouTube

You clothes would be the ads that i really want to skip

I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.

On the flip side, your clothes look so cuddily and soft that we should cuddle.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"As garments fall, so does my heart, your beauty, my dear, is a divine art."

"Your beauty is so dazzling, even your clothes are begging to fall off."

"How about we redefine 'comfort' by exchanging your clothes for my warm embrace?"

"Your garments fall, like autumn leaves so free, unmasking beauty that ensnares me endlessly."

"Your beauty is a knockout in jeans, but in those clothes? You're the definition of sinfully irresistible."

"The way your fingers interlock with mine is magic, but the idea of undressing you is pure enchantment."

"Allow me to help you with that button, it's only fair since you've already captured my heart away."

"With a gentle kiss on your hand, may I unfold the beautiful tale woven into every inch of your divine ensemble?"

"Just like that light, you've left me in the dark... unless you'd light up my life by sharing a coffee together?"

"Excuse me, but from the lack of clothes, I presume you're in charge of leaving everyone else dressed in envy."

"Is your dress made of Velcro? Because every time I come near, I just feel an irresistible pull to unfasten it."

"Is it illegal to look that cute? Because when you dress up, you're guilty of setting my heart on fire."

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.

"You know, life is a lot like clothes - it's all about what's underneath that truly counts."

"Hey Barbara, your cheerfulness is as tasty as any meal, may I take a bite of your charm tonight?"

"That indo-style dress isn't the only thing stealing my attention tonight, your beauty surpasses any fashion statement."

"Are you on a clothes sale? Because at first glance, I already know you're 100% off... my checklist of perfection."

"Is your outfit from the 'Dark Matter' collection? Because my attraction to you can't be seen but it's definitely felt."

"Ever tried a clothing optional cuddle session? It's the latest trend, we should give it a shot."

"Roses are red, your clothes are black, let's go on a date and never look back."

"Your clothes must be feeling lonely, how about we strip them away for some company?"

"Each layer removed reveals more of your captivating story. Mind if I unfold the beautiful tale you are?"

"Girl, just like algebra you can count on me, because when you subtract clothes, I'm always your solution."

"Darling, your clothes must be exhausted, because they've been running through my mind all day."

"Is your name Laundry? Because I can't wait to take you out of the dryer - you've got my heart all warmed up."

"Would you trust me enough to allow my hands be the only second layer you'd need tonight?"

"No clothes? No problem! Your natural beauty outshines any haute couture."