Pinch me..I'm not wearing green.

I don't wear no daedric armour, because the only heart I want is yours.

Those pants you're wearing is creating some capital growth, if you now what I mean.

Forget the wearing of green—let’s go right to the wearing of you like a hat!

You look great in that to bad it's the last thing you'll ever wear.

I'm not wearing any pants.

You so fine. I'd wear a red shirt just to spend one night with you.

I'm wearing green pants...

The only Veil I wana pierce is the one you'll be wearing on our wedding day.

I'm glad you are wearing non-slip shoes, because if you come home with me it's gonna get real wet.

Tell me what you’re wearing.

Hold up girl lemme wear my astronaut suit

Cause you're shining like a star

I wear green underwear so people pinch me and then I have an excuse to show them my underwear.

Are you wearing the Pegasus Boots? Because you’ve been running through my mind all night.

I'm wearing green, you're wearing green, we have so much in common we should go out sometime.

You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

I'm not wearing any thermal underwear.

The way you wear that sarong, it should be called a saright.

You're so hot the sun is wearing lotion...

That ironic t-shirt you’re wearing would look better on my floor.

I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.

This one only works of the girl is wearing camouflage pants

Hey girl, you better get a refund on those camo pants, because I spotted that ass from a mile away.

You can call me Donald Duck...because I'm not wearing any pants.

White young ladies that wear yoga pants…Goddamn.

What size boot you wear girl?

You better wear your spikes, because you're going to need all the traction you can get.

I'm not wearing hockey pads.

Are those vale tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?

Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls

Hey gorgeous, can I find out if Eagle's Splendor wears out in the morning?

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

I have to wear my mouth guard around you because you're a knockout.

I'm wearing knee pads and I'm not afraid to use them.

Babe, you want to wear so much bling?

I know what you’re thinking, and no, I don’t wear this during s**..., but I do leave it idling in the corner, for the carbon monoxide buzz. (Leaf Blower)

You should wear a mask

Your smile is contagious

Are you wearing contacts or are those amazing Naturalize

Youll never guess what im wearing...

The smile you gave me

I bet you'd look great wearing nothing but rubber.

Let's wear our pajamas today and live life to the fullest in bed.

Hey baby, what are your skeletons wearing?

Do you wear glasses? Maybe you should take them off and have a blind date with me.

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

I’m not wearing any socks. And I have the underwear to match.

It's a good thing I'm wearing these compression tights...

Guess you won't be wearing any pajamas tonight. Because you will want to take them off.

What's your AC when you're not wearing anything?

I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright.

Guess what I am wearing tonight. I guess nothing if you come over.

I'd stop wearing black for you.

When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.

To the girl not wearing a costume: Lucky, you don’t need Halloween baby. You look like an angel every day.

Are you wearing a fairy outfit? No you are just a sexy angel for me.

It’s so hot and humid out here I can’t even wear no drawers.

Girl, I want to wear you like my glasses, one leg over each ear.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Are those real boobs, or are you wearing Nephi's breast plate?

I always wear black because I'm emo and usually have sweaty pits.

Does your panties match your shoes? Oh you are not wearing any shoes?

Babe, I am not wearing any pants now you know.

Hey girl, are a sock? Because I want to wear you and we can go places.

"Hey gorgeous, that white dress is doing wonders, but your smile? That's the real show stopper here."

"Just like a prayer, your allure has me on my knees; ever thought of turning water into wine with me?"

"Even with those glasses and mask, your beauty shines through; and those veiny hands, they hold the world's captivating story."

"Is your mask made of black hole material? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your gravitational pull."

"In your nose ring's shine, I see a dream divine; won't you make my world sublime and be forever mine?"

"That red lipstick on your lips is a sight to behold, but not as breathtaking as the beauty in your big captivating eyes."