50 Dress Pick Up lines

Here are 50 dress pick up lines for her and flirty dress rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dress that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dress rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dress pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dress joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Dress Pickup Lines

A good Dress hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight
Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.
Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...
Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?
If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Short and cute dress pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dress are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

Cheesy dress Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

You can dress me up as a doll if I can dress you down.

Corny dress Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dress conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Halloween is over, why you still dressed as an angel?

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

Jessica Sherawat: I like you. I’m even willing to dress in shorts when its freezing outside. I want you to notice me.

You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?
My arms

Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

[Halloween Special] Dress up as Doctor Strange "Excuse me what's your name?"

Her: Jessica.

You: Jessica, I've come to bargain.



Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

A good dress Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Dress hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

Aren't you cold in that dress?

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

Are you dressed up as Beyoncé baby? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

That Dress looks great on you, You know where it'll look better?

In the Evidence Box of a r**... trial

That dress looks great on you

But will look better on my bedroom floor

I like your dress...

I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

Are you a salad..

Because i wanna fill you up with my dressing..

Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dress love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dress chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.