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Top 50 Dress Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dress pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dress conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl. Are you Cinderella?

    Just thought because your dress is going to disappear at midnight

  2. Girl, you look so good in that dress—makes you look retina display sharp and vibrant.

  3. Call me midnight because I'll make that dress disappear...

  4. Nice dress, can I talk you out of it?

  5. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  6. You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

  7. Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

  8. That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

  9. You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

  10. That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

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Funny dress pickup lines

That dress really adds to your visual integrity.

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

Hey baby, I like that dress, but I’d like it better if it were on a prettier girl.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

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That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?

That dress would look better on the floor next to my bed.

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

Let’s go somewhere and postulate you out of that dress.

You can dress me up as a doll if I can dress you down.

Halloween is over, why you still dressed as an angel?

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Working Dress tinder opener

Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms

Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

[Halloween Special] *Dress up as Doctor Strange* "Excuse me what's your name?"

Her: Jessica.

You: Jessica, I've come to bargain.


Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

Aren't you cold in that dress?

Are you dressed up as Beyoncé baby? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

That Dress looks great on you, You know where it'll look better?

In the Evidence Box of a rape trial