Top 50 Dress Pick Up lines

Hey u looking handsome, if i were a guy, I'll def dress like u!

That dress would look good on the floor next to my bed.

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

Are you dressed up as a tree baby? Cause you're giving me wood.

I'm having problems with the zipper on this dress. Would you mind pulling it up for me?

That's a nice dress — where's the rest of it?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Is it some kinda halloween trick!?

Or you've really dressed up as my treat.

You can dress me up as a doll if I can dress you down.

Halloween is over, why you still dressed as an angel?

Did I give you enough dressing for your salad?

Did you get that dress on sale? Because it's 100% off at my place.

Jessica Sherawat: I like you. I’m even willing to dress in shorts when its freezing outside. I want you to notice me.

Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Hey, Cinderella. Call me midnight 'cause when I come around I'll make your dress disappear.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

I can say three things you and my pillow have in common

-both good for cuddling
-both dress appropriately
-both deserve to be in my bed with me tonight ;)

Hey sweetheart, that dress would look even hotter with my stain on it.

[Halloween Special] *Dress up as Doctor Strange* "Excuse me what's your name?"

Her: Jessica.

You: Jessica, I've come to bargain.

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Repeat this as many times as you get rejected until you get the number. Works like a charm.

You must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Are you a fruit salad?

Cause you dont need dressing, just you, a spoon, and my mouth

That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

Babe, I got a banana dressed up as a cucumber in my pants. Ready for action.

Aren't you cold in that dress?

Are you dressed up as Beyoncé baby? Cause you look Boo-ti-licious

Are you a banana?

Cause I'd like to split you, dress you with some whip cream and eat you up.

That Dress looks great on you, You know where it'll look better?

In the Evidence Box of a r**... trial

That dress looks great on you

But will look better on my bedroom floor

I like your dress...

I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

Are you a salad..

Because i wanna fill you up with my dressing..

Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.

Nice dress, can I deport you from it?

If a fat guy in a red dress and a white beard tries to kidnap you , don't you worry.

Because I've asked you as a gift from santa.

Hey you long legged girl with the short dress on. I finally found you!!