50 Sheets Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Sheets rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about sheets, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Sheets Pickup Lines

A good Sheets hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, I may not be in the k**...

But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.
Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
Let’s play k**...…

…cuz i wanna get under a white sheet with you

i’m sorry
Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.
Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets
You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

Short and cute sheets pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about sheets are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

Cheesy sheets Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

I bought some new h**... sheets, wanna try them out?

Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Does the carpet match the sheets?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

Corny sheets Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Sheets conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Hey girl, are you my stapler?
Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Do you use Microsoft Excel?

Because you sure can spread my sheets

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

I bet when you cheer in my bed it’ll be riots in the sheets.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.

Are you familiar with Google Drive?

Because I wanna get you in my Sheets.

A good sheets Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Sheets hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.

I got the beef, you got the shells, let's make some tacos in between the sheets tonight.

Babe, time to sheet in and bare away.

Let’s rock n roll in the sheets.

You got dimes? Because I would like to wrap you in my sheets.

Damn baby, you're like a Chloe in the streets but a Raki in the sheets.

Want to play roller coaster? We will roll in the sheets and you can go up and down.

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Do you know how to bake cookies? Because we will sure make it hot on the cookie sheets.

Are you MS Excel?

Cuz, i would like to spread the sheet out of you!

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

Girl, want to get Fast & Furious in the sheets?

You thought this was gonna be a sheet fight? You’re goddamn right it is.

No amount of rolling in the sheets can dodge my attack tonight.

Girl are you a SUBSTITUTE function ?

Because I want to remove the space between me and you !

Forget about drum rolls, how about we do bed sheets roll.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Sheets love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Sheets chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.