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Top 50 Sheets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sheets pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, I may not be in the kkk

    But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

  2. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  3. Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

  4. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  5. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  6. I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

  7. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  8. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.

  9. Let's make music on my sheets.

  10. If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

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Funny sheets pickup lines

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

Damn Boo, you have any room under them sheets for me?

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

You know where to best find music? Between the sheets.

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Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Does the carpet match the sheets?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

I just spilled wine all over my sheets

Can we share yours? ;)

Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

Are u ghost? 'Cause I can barely feel you through these sheets.

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Working Sheets tinder opener

Do you use Microsoft Excel?

Because you sure can spread my sheets

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

Are you an Excel expert because you sure spread my sheets.

Are you MS Excel?

Cuz, i would like to spread the sheet out of you!

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

Will you be the adenine to my thymine? Baby lets get Mendelian beneath my beta sheets!

Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim.
Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper.
Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two.
Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**

Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp.
(hope this doesn't fall flat)

I look like a sheet. You look like a sheet. Let's have a roll in each other.

I'm a mental patient

Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?