The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sheets Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sheets pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sheets tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, I may not be in the kkk

    But I’m still a wizard under the sheets.

  2. Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

    Made this one myself, hope it is good

  3. Let’s play kkk…

    …cuz i wanna get under a white sheet with you

    i’m sorry

  4. Hey Girl are you Microsoft office? Cause you excel at getting spread on those sheets.

  5. Hey girl are you a spreadsheet?because I wanna view you under my google sheets

  6. You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

  7. My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

  8. I bet you're a freak in the sheets. I mean a ghost.

  9. I'm Jimmy Carter in the streets and John F. Kennedy in the sheets.

  10. I may be an angel in the streets, but I’m a real devil in the sheets.


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Working sheets pickup lines

Let's make music on my sheets.

If you don't know what to be for Halloween, just dress up as a ghost with me. I've got a couple of sheets for us to get under.

You must be a one-sided balance sheet, all assets and no liabilities.

Do you want to take this movement from the streets to some movement in the sheets?

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I bought some new hemp sheets, wanna try them out?

Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight sweetheart so I could let you under my sheets.

Does the carpet match the sheets?

It's not a mistake that the chart sheet put you and me together!

I just spilled wine all over my sheets

Can we share yours? ;)

Mister Anderson in the streets, Neo in the sheets.

Wow, you are from Kuwait and I Kuwait to get you between two sheets.

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Working Sheets tinder opener

I'm a Thor on the streets and a Loki in the sheets.

Half-orc: 'I'm a human on the streets, but I'm all orc between the sheets!'

Hey girl, are you my stapler?

Cause I'd like to smash you on my sheets.

Do you use Microsoft Excel?

Because you sure can spread my sheets

Minnie, want to see my polka dot bed sheets?

I bet when you cheer in my bed it’ll be riots in the sheets.

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Are you a sheet of paper? I wanna write our life story together with my pencil.

You must be cookie dough, because I just want to press you on a sheet.

Are you familiar with Google Drive?

Because I wanna get you in my Sheets.

Would you like to have bamboo sheets on your bed? Because I want to cover you with sustainable love.