The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Courses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Courses pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Courses conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

  2. Looking at you makes me drool. Of course everything really makes me drool.

  3. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

  4. Set a course for my bedroom.

  5. Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

  6. You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

  7. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  8. Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

  9. Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

  10. You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

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Funny courses pickup lines

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

Set course to intercourse!

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

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Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you okay?

Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

Let's help each other be more sex-positive. With consent, of course.

Are you in navigation? You just chart a course to my heart.

Hey, that shirt is very becoming on you

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

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Working Courses tinder opener

Girl you aren’t a snack,

You’re a fine looking three course meal.

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

Is this a 5-star restaurant?

Cause you are looking like a full course meal

You want me to go make breakfast? Of course!

Omelet you suck this dick first.

What do you do for a living...

... other than being my dream girl, of course.

Of course I like long walks by the moonlight. Just no cuddling by the fireplace. That reminds me of torches and angry mobs. (Frankenstein)

Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

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I'm not actually a cake, but, of course, you are not a strawberry, but all of us will be happy to see me on you

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