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Following is our collection of Courses chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I want to infiltrate your thalmor castle with my Altmer, with light armor of course.

  2. Looking at you makes me drool. Of course everything really makes me drool.

  3. The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.

  4. Set a course for my bedroom.

  5. Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

  6. You look charming! Of course, there could be methodology or sampling errors in my seasonally-adjusted data.

  7. Hey, I'm a fruit fly of course I like bananas!

  8. Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

  9. That shirt is very becoming on you, of course if I were on you i'd be cumming too.

  10. Of course I'm prepared! I was a boy scout!

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You make me so hot, I think I need a course of leeches.

Of course I'm a Republican. I care more about the safety of my money than I do your basic rights.

Of course I believe in safe green sex. My condoms are compost friendly, baby.

You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

Set course to intercourse!

What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?

You must be a cross country course, because you take my breath away.

Of course you're beautiful. I don't believe in colonized standards of beauty.

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Are you okay?

Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

Let's help each other be more sex-positive. With consent, of course.

Are you a golf course

Because I wanna get it in all of your holes

And, of course, this list wouldn't be complete without some costume-specific lines.

Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)

What do you do for a living...

... other than being my dream girl, of course.

That shirt looks very becoming on you

Of course if i was on you id be cumming to

Babe if you were a golf course

I'd play all 18 holes then eat lunch at the clubhouse.

Of course there's lots of fish in the sea, but you're the only one I'd love to catch and mount back at my place.

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Will you be my Mary-Jane?

I met a girl at a party (a friend of a friend). During our small talk, we argued a little about who the best Spiderman is (Toby, obviously). She turned out to be a Tom Holland’s fan. Well, nobody’s perfect...

She was kinda cute, so I’ve decided to make the greatest build-up to a quite ordinary pick-up line and to impress her with a great magic trick. It took me a couple of days to make pics and photos (I even had to buy the merch). I’ve sent it to her via Telegram...

The entire “pick-up line build-up” consists of the opening monologue to Christopher Nolan’s “The Prestige”. (Coming to Netflix on February, 2). Fortunately, she has seen the movie. She got the reference. Unfortunately, she said no to a date. I was so devastated that my efforts were a waste.

So here we are…

**Are you watching closely?**


**Every great magic trick consists of three parts or acts.**

**The first part is called "The Pledge". The magician shows you something ordinary: a deck of cards, a bird or a man.**

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![img](2vus4xmt7bd41 "Tom Holland (a man)")

**He shows you this object. Perhaps he asks you to inspect it to see if it is indeed real, unaltered, normal.**

**But of course... it probably isn't.**

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![img](hseboifu7bd41 "You bet it isn't")

**The second act is called "The Turn". The magician takes the ordinary something**

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![img](ye893jxv7bd41 "Ordinary something")

**and makes it do something extraordinary.**

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![img](hds0sgp08bd41 "Extraordinary...")

**Now you're looking for the secret... but you won't find it, because of course you're not really looking. You don't really want to know. You want to be fooled.**

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![img](utij7pp28bd41 "She was upset")

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**But you wouldn't clap yet. Because making something disappear**

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![img](exur86d68bd41 "He doesn't' feel too good")

**isn't enough;**

**you have to bring it back.**

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![img](rxlw9yke8bd41 "Thanks, Gradient")

**That's why every magic trick has a third act, the hardest part, the part we call "The Prestige”**

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![img](c1z9988a8bd41 "Just had to buy it for the pickup line")

**I just have to ask… Mary! Will u be my Mary Jane for a date sometime this week?)**

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