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Top 50 College Life Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working College Life pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy College Life tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Music Major: I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.

  2. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

  3. Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

  4. Biochemistry Major: I've got my ion you, baby!

  5. Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.

  6. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

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Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

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Music Major: You had me at cello.

Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

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Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

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English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

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Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

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Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.

I like my men the way I like my mathematical proofs: hard, formal, and 90% male.

I must be feeling squrriely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

Linguistics Major: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Linguistics Major: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Looking for an attractive man? The SKY's the limit!

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