Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

Biochemistry Major: I've got my ion you, baby!

Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.

Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

Dang babe, are you my most recent Calc grade? Cuz I'd say you're a 10 with a curve.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

Environmental sciences Major: I blame you for global warming, you're too hot to handle!

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.

Honey, I might not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed...smell like him.

I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I must be feeling squrriely because I'm going to climb you like a tree.

I think we should drop out…of these clothes.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.

I'm trying out for the football team, 'cause suddenly I wanna go all the way.

If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as pretty as you, it would still probably be better than my financial aid.

Legal studies Major: Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Legal studies Major: I don't know if I have a standing, but I'd love to court you.

Legal studies Major: I love you beyond a reasonable doubt.

Legal studies Major: Why don't you take a look at my briefs?

Linguistics Major: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Linguistics Major: There isn't a word in the dictionary for how good you look.

Man, if bein' sexy was against the law, then I would start working out just to spite my parents.

Mathematics Major: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Mathematics Major: Can I have your number?

Mathematics Major: Honey, you're sweeter than pi.

Mathematics Major: I'd like to estimate the slope of those curves.

Mathematics Major: You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

Music Major: Composers always score.

Physics Major: Are you a magnet? Because you sure are attracting me.

Physics Major: Can I have your significant digits?

Political science Major: For a third-world country, you're pretty well developed.

Political science Major: I'd like to get your opinion on my poll.

Sure, I have a guitar.

Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

What do you say we get out of these pajama bottoms and slip into something more comfortable?

Why don't we go back to my place and I'll show you my fencing sabre?

You are out of this world! Trust me, I'm taking astronomy this semester.

You make me want the D…the Ph.D.

You make me want to be a better business major.

You're so fascinating, I could write a 10-page paper about you.

You're so hot, you must be an NCAA violation.

Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest o**... this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.

Wanna see my keg?