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Top 50 College Life Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty College Life pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy College Life conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Music Major: I bet we'd get into some serious treble together.

  2. Astronomy Major: Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

  3. Biochemistry Major: Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?

  4. Biochemistry Major: I've got my ion you, baby!

  5. Biochemistry Major: You're so hot you denature my proteins.

  6. Computer science Major: Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  7. Computer science Major: Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection.

  8. Computer science Major: You make my software turn into hardware!

  9. Computer science Major: You must be an angel because your texture mapping is divine!

  10. Computer science Major: Your homepage or mine?

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Cornell College: Did you know that Cornell College is known as home of the second largest organ this side of the Mississippi? The 2nd is over there in King Chapel. But did you know its currently home to the first as well? *PANTS* IT'S RIGHT HERE.

Cornell College: Is your name Pfeiffer Hill? Because you take my breath away.

Music Major: You had me at cello.

Daang gurl, I don't know if it is you or this bag of popcorn I made at two in the morning, but something is smokin'

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Do you know CPR? Cause my BAC is higher than your GPA.

Don't worry, girl, I'm pretty sure my roommate's asleep.

Economics Major: Baby, you're not an option, you're totally a future!

Economics Major: Hershey's produces a surplus of 2 million kisses per day, and all I'm asking for is one from you.

Economics Major: The national debt isn't the only thing that's rising.

Economics Major: You're a hot commodity.

English Major: Babe, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call fine print.

English Major: I have 'Great Expectations' for our future tonight.

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Environmental sciences Major: You are so fine I wish I could plant and grow a whole field of you.

Girl, I'm thinking about changing my major to chemistry, 'cause we've got it together.

Girl, you might be a freshman, but your booty's a senior!

Hey girl, do you have a map? Because I have no idea where I am on campus.

Hey, I need your opinion- I’m going on a blind date with a girl and I’m nervous. Are there any tips you can give me so I don’t look like an idiot

Hey, I’m cramming for a test- can you quiz me on these questions for a few minutes?

Hey, I’m new here- could you show me where the library is?

Hi, I’m looking for models for a campus magazine… you look like you might have what I need. Do you have any modeling experience?

History Major: According to Marx, there's an uprising in my lower class.

History Major: I'm not James Monroe, but I can give you an era of good feelings.

History Major: Quit Stalin and give me your number.