Top 24 Lifetime Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Lifetime chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.
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I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.
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I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.
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Have I met you before? Maybe it was in a previous lifetime.
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?
Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all.
O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout eternity, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years.
However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise? -
You only meet guys like me once in a lifetime
Because I ain't gonna call you afterwards
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If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.
QWERTY-**UI**-OP
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At least once in my lifetime, I'd like to ski on Uranus...
...if the atmosphere isn't too gaseous.
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If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup
I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!
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Are you lumbar support
Cuz I am early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.
Funny lifetime pickup lines
Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.
Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.
You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for
When it comes to me baby, you got a lifetime Ticket to Ride.
I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.
I'd fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.
Have I met you before? (No) Not this lifetime? It must be our previous lifetime.
Are you a deer? Because you would be a lifetime trophy.
In the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime’s worth.
Only if you give, give your first dance to me/ Girl, I promise I'll be gentle/ I know we gotta do it slowly/ If you give (give it), give the first dance to me (give it)/ I'm going cherish every moment/ because it only happens once, once in a lifetime
Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I'm glad i didn't miss it, can i buy you a drink?
I want to call you mine for the hole lifetime.
I would rather share one lifetime with you than face al lthe ages of this world alone.
Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather dance with you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.