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Top 25 Lifetime Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lifetime pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lifetime conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

    But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

  2. If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.

  3. I could spend a lifetime explaining how diamonds are formed but I would rather just buy you one.

  4. I've actually been working on isolating the strand of DNA responsible for ageing, we could both extract ours and spends lifetimes together.

  5. Have I met you before? Maybe it was in a previous lifetime.

  6. You only meet guys like me once in a lifetime

    Because I ain't gonna call you afterwards

  7. If you were a deer, you'd be a once in a lifetime trophy.

  8. If time machines get invented during our lifetime, I'd go back to the 1870's, get a job creating typewriter keyboard layouts, and put U and I together.

    QWERTY-**UI**-OP

  9. At least once in my lifetime, I'd like to ski on Uranus...

    ...if the atmosphere isn't too gaseous.

  10. If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

    I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!

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Funny lifetime pickup lines

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Cuz I am early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.

Most people like to watch the Olympics, because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather talk to you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.

Some people like to watch the Olympics because they happen once every four years but I'd rather talk to you because talking to someone as special as you only happens once in a lifetime.

You're better than the Summer Olympics, you were worth waiting a whole lifetime for

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I am not a tattoo artist, but I do know how to place pleasurable marks on you for a lifetime.

I'd fast for a lifetime just to have one iftar with you.

Have I met you before? (No) Not this lifetime? It must be our previous lifetime.

Are you a deer? Because you would be a lifetime trophy. 

In the few hours we had together we loved a lifetime’s worth.

Only if you give, give your first dance to me/ Girl, I promise I'll be gentle/ I know we gotta do it slowly/ If you give (give it), give the first dance to me (give it)/ I'm going cherish every moment/ because it only happens once, once in a lifetime

Wow you feel like a comet, you are a once in a lifetime experience and I'm glad i didn't miss it, can i buy you a drink?

I want to call you mine for the hole lifetime.

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Working Lifetime tinder opener

Most people like to watch the Olympics because they only happen once every 4 years, but I'd rather dance with you cause the chance of meeting someone so special only happens once in a lifetime.