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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Seconds Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Seconds conversation openers that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Seconds pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot.

  1. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  4. Are you earth?

    Cause you're getting hotter every second

  5. I’m like a bee

    I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  6. Are you an F1 pitstop?

    Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

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For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

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Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!

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This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Can you spare a second?

Got 8 seconds?

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They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

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My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*

\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"

*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters...For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

This beast’s got 500 horsepower and a Boria exhaust system. It does 0 to 60 in like 4.3 seconds.

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

You know the catchphrase "Chase after your dreams?"

Well I'll give you a five second head start.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

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I am like a buffet to women, because they always are coming for seconds.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.

I don't want to blink, because I would miss a second of your TikTok.

Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your s**....

Do you want a second hand bow? Because babe our love got no strings attached.

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

Babe, I'll enter your dimension hole any day to second awaken my monster.

It's smarter to go out like a man - making attempts - than to avoid any risks and get second.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Are you Nozdormu? Cause I'd only last 15 seconds.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Seconds phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Seconds lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.