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Top 50 Seconds Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Seconds pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  4. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  5. Are you earth?

    Cause you're getting hotter every second

  6. I’m like a bee

    I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  7. Jesus may not cum a second time but I sure can.

  8. For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

  9. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

    Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

  10. You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

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Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

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Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

I'll show you a second cumming!

Damn girl are you the Red Bull pit crew?

Because you change me from softs to hard in 1.8 seconds

Can you spare a second?

Got 8 seconds?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

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Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

I just want you to know that having sex with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Damn, girl, are you a slip ‘n’ slide?

‘Cause I’ll be in and out in, like, 10 seconds.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.