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80 Seconds Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 seconds pick up lines for her and flirty seconds rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about seconds that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your seconds rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny seconds pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty seconds joke for a great chat response.

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A good Seconds pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

    Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  4. Are you earth?

    Cause you're getting hotter every second

  5. I’m like a bee

    I’ll stick something inside you that’ll have that area throbbing in seconds

  6. Are you an F1 pitstop?

    Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

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What is a good Seconds pickup line?

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Short and cute seconds pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about seconds are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

For a second there I thought I was fighting Steve Austin, because I'm looking at a stone cold stunner.

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

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Smooth Seconds pickup line

Baby, I may have ridden that bronco for 8 seconds, but I'll last a helluva longer on you.

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

Baby with your help, we could see the second coming!


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Cheesy seconds Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

According to the second law of theromodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me!

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Can you spare a second?


Got 8 seconds?

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Working Seconds tinder opener

They say nice guys finish last, but a true gentleman finishes second.

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Funny seconds Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Seconds conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters...For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.

This beast’s got 500 horsepower and a Boria exhaust system. It does 0 to 60 in like 4.3 seconds.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.


They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

You know the catchphrase "Chase after your dreams?"

Well I'll give you a five second head start.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

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Clever seconds Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Seconds hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I am like a buffet to women, because they always are coming for seconds.

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

I don't want to blink, because I would miss a second of your TikTok.

Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.

Do you want a second hand bow? Because babe our love got no strings attached.

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your s**....


Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

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Smooth seconds Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Seconds pickup lines make her give you her number.

It's smarter to go out like a man - making attempts - than to avoid any risks and get second.

Babe, I'll enter your dimension hole any day to second awaken my monster.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Are you Nozdormu? Cause I'd only last 15 seconds.

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

Babe, forget about TikTok, because I could last much longer than 15 seconds.

Are you a toaster? Because you warm my stick in 30 seconds.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Making you mine would be my second crowning achievement.


If seconds were beauty

You would be the whole 24 hours

Babe, this cube isn't the only thing I can do under 30 seconds one handed & blindfolded.

Are you Chamber? Because I had to slow down to take a second look at you.

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Flirty seconds Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Seconds pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Dragoon: Drop your clothes! You have 15 seconds to comply.

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Light is the second fastest thing ever,

The first would be my heart beat after I saw you.

Are you the Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.

Do you believe love at first taste? Or you could have plenty of seconds with me.

Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?

Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

When I see you, I feel like i'm on Tatooine

'Cause there is a second sun in my sky

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.


I feel like Sonic in the water, because you make me breathless after a few seconds.

I'm not blinking, because I don't want to miss a second of you.

Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.

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Hey Girl, are you my phone screen?

Cause I wanna touch you every seconds

Babe, try out my Hyper Sonic and see if I can make you come in 50 seconds.

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

I like your shirt

But it would look a lot better accelerating at 9.81 meters per second to the ground.

Roses are red, my balls are blue. I usually last two seconds… but I’ll make an exception for you

Are you a microwave?
Because I'm only trying to put something in you for 30-45 seconds.

(Bonus: because I'm going to take it out 1 second before you were going to make noise)

Have you had the COVID vaccine?

Cuz I’ve got something you’ll be begging for a second dose of tonight

Ever heard of a 60 second romance?

Got a minute?

Girl, can I have a minute of your time?

I usually only last 20 seconds, but I want to take my time with you.


They call me microwave

Because I pull out 2 seconds before I finish

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Seconds love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Seconds chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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