The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

You'll never be as well dressed as I, but I'm willing to give you second place.

Do you could be anywhere in the planet 30 seconds from now… want to come for a walk?

Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

Girl I'm like a champion bull rider, most of the time, I can last for almost 8 seconds.

This might work

Loving you is the second best thing I ever did

And finding you is the first

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

I don't believe in Jesus, but I'd give you a second coming...

Can you spare a second?

Got 8 seconds?

Smile. It is the second best thing you can do with your lips.

My phone is Light

*>Goes up to a lady and holds out my phone to her "Would you mind holding this for a second?"*
\>Lady takes the phone for a moment
\>A*sks "Does my phone feel light to you"*


\>Lady responds "I guess?"
\>T*akes the phone back "I knew it it's been feeling light all day, and I just can't figure out out"*
\>O*pens up the contacts list and browses through it, when a sudden look of shock is on my face "I figured it out!"*
\>Lady goes "What?"


*>Says as I hold the phone out to her again "It's missing your number"*

Can I take your second derivative? I want to explore your concavities.

I would like the second derivative may investigate the concavity.

Hey girl do you like Snapchat?

Because I only last 10 seconds max

I live my life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters...For those ten seconds or less, I'm free.

Medic: Call me when the swelling goes down, on second thought, just call me.

This beast’s got 500 horsepower and a Boria exhaust system. It does 0 to 60 in like 4.3 seconds.

Pizza is my second favourite thing to eat in bed.

They call me defuse kit, cause I last 5 seconds.... Wait..

You know the catchphrase "Chase after your dreams?"

Well I'll give you a five second head start.

First shot or second shot? Want to celebrate with me on a date in a week?

I just want you to know that having kiss with me is like voting in Canada's 2019 elections,

Cause those 30 seconds are going to change your life

I am like a buffet to women, because they always are coming for seconds.

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

Want to google maps this bar and see how far away it is from our second date?

Your gorgeous smile is a fizzing honey wine that gets better for every second of our life.

I don't want to blink, because I would miss a second of your TikTok.

Hey lady, there's nothing Second about your s**....

Girl, how bout we drop our AT Fields for a second so I can show you my Human Instrumentality Project?

Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties

Date me and I promise you'll be the second happiest person in the world

Because I'll be the first.

It's smarter to go out like a man - making attempts - than to avoid any risks and get second.

Babe, I'll enter your dimension hole any day to second awaken my monster.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Are you Nozdormu? Cause I'd only last 15 seconds.

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

Babe, forget about TikTok, because I could last much longer than 15 seconds.

Girl are you the Pfizer or Moderna vaccine? Because I just had to come back for seconds.

Making you mine would be my second crowning achievement.

If seconds were beauty

You would be the whole 24 hours

Babe, this cube isn't the only thing I can do under 30 seconds one handed & blindfolded.

Are you Chamber? Because I had to slow down to take a second look at you.

Dragoon: Drop your clothes! You have 15 seconds to comply.

Damn baby you are so hot my tipi is growing a second story

Eleanor: Do you have a second to eat my farts?

Light is the second fastest thing ever,

The first would be my heart beat after I saw you.

Are you the Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause I wanna schedule a first and second date ASAP.

Do you believe love at first taste? Or you could have plenty of seconds with me.

"Are you my second degree? Because I'm burning with the desire to pursue you!"

"Are you a chef? Because whenever you cook, even my heart wants a second serving!"

"Do you believe in second chances? Because starting from zero with you sounds like a dream come true."

"So if you’re first place, does that make me the trophy, or just the guy cheering in the stands?"

"Is your age the secret ingredient to your breathtaking beauty? Because you're getting more stunning every second."

"Let's lose track of time and explore the language of touch, because with you, every second is a paradise."

"As we countdown to the New Year, I just want to say, your beauty makes every second sparkle brighter."

"Is riding bulls your second favorite hobby? Because darling, you've just rode straight into the first place of my heart."

"As a vampire, I have eternity, but it only took me a second to fall for your enchanting charm."

"Wow, getting laid every second day? Sounds exhausting. Ever tried laying down a good book instead? Just kidding!"

"Every second without you feels like a lifetime, can we fast forward to the part where we're together again?"

Deanna, if the first round is on me, can I at least get your number for the second?

Sounds impressive! Can you teach me to be fluent in sarcasm? It's my second language! 😄

"This necklace pales in comparison to you. Want to wear it and make it the second most gorgeous thing here?"

"Is your second degree in chemistry? Because I'm feeling a reaction that's off the charts!"

"I'm sure your boyfriend is great, but shouldn't every masterpiece get a second opinion?"

"Well, who says we need labels? Does 'partners in crime for stolen kisses' sound better to you?"

Are you the fitnessgram pacer test? Because I can't resist trying to keep up with you.

"Well, maybe we won't be friends, but could we possibly explore the perks of being more than that?"

Haha, guilty as charged! I can't help it, flirting is like my second language. But hey, can you blame me? 😉

"I love that! Confidence is key, right? But I’d say it’s all about lifting each other up to be the best versions of ourselves."

"Now that’s a clever twist! I’m all about putting my best foot forward too. What else do you like to showcase in your style?"

"Are you a psychiatrist? Because every time I see you, my heart beat goes from manic to depressingly low in seconds."

"You must be my investment, because my interest in you grows exponentially every second."

"Like an F1 car, your beauty sends my heart racing from zero to 'wow' in just a few seconds."

"Wow, I'm struggling to find a calendar that can keep up with your busy schedule!"

"Even as I leave New Zealand, the healing power of your love feels like a second home to me."

Phew, I was worried for a second there! Your grace in handling this shows what a mature and level-headed person you are.

True! Secondhand smoking is like getting unwanted advice from a stranger—nobody asked for it, but here we are! What's next, thirdhand texting?

"Do you believe in love at second sight? Because I can't wait to see you again later."

"Sarcasm's my second language, but the only waves I'm interested in are the ones we could ride together."

Oh, absolutely! Falling into traps is my second favorite hobby after binge-watching reality shows. What’s your first?

"Challenge accepted! Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"

"Do you believe in love at first bite, or should I schedule another appointment for a second opinion?"

"Haha, so what you’re saying is I’m destined to be your favorite trophy? Just don’t put me on a shelf collecting dust! 😄"

"Do you believe in second chances? Because I’m ready to escape into your heart and never look back!"

"Just like Peeta, I was left breathless the second I saw you, my own Girl on Fire."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I pick my nose again and make a second impression?"

Right? Kind of like my cooking—if you can’t handle the smoke, you probably shouldn’t be in the kitchen with me! 🔥😂

"Love that! It’s a bold statement. I’ve always believed in living life with no regrets—what’s the story behind yours?"

"Oh Olivia, I'm not trying to win, just hoping for a second chance to play the game right."wink

You’ve given me a second chance, wanna make it third time’s the charm and take a leap of faith together? 😉

"Wow, you must have an impressive collection of bed linens by now!"

Hey, shall we play hide and seek ?

Hang on a second, i think i'm gonna lose, cuz girl like u are really hard to find :)))

"You always tell me to be patient, but how can I when you make every second count?"

"Burgers are my second favorite thing to eat. Guess what's first? A date with a beauty like you."

"Is patience your second name? Because the longer I wait, the more irresistible you become."

"I may not have a lot of time, but I can make every second count with you."

Are you a spicy Korean dish? Because you've got me craving seconds.

"Are you a comet? Because with every passing second, you make my world sparkle more."

Are you a mage? Because every time I see you, my heart gets stunned for 1.5 seconds.

"Apologies for replying so late, I was stuck in a time loop admiring your profile photo for what seemed like seconds."

"Are you a piece of chocolate? Because I find myself craving your sweetness every second."

"That's impressive! I just get laid... in bed. Every second, every minute, every hour. I'm a professional sleeper."

"Are you a dream? Because ever since I met you, 'di amarla dormire' (loving sleep) has become my second favorite thing."

"Would you trust me enough to allow my hands be the only second layer you'd need tonight?"

"Can I tag along? Because with your radiant beauty, everything else in the shop would just be second best."

When I see you, I feel like i'm on Tatooine

'Cause there is a second sun in my sky

In Miami's heat, you shine like the sun, your beauty glows, you're second to none.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because heaven must be missing a naughty angel like you."

"Life is short, but every second becomes a masterpiece when I'm with you."

"Every second without you feels like a lifetime. When are you coming back so my world can light up again?"

"Cooking is my second best skill. The first one? Making someone smile, of course."

"Is it possible that your twin brother is the second most handsome person in the room?"

"Your words shine bright, like diamonds in lace, just like that necklace, you’re my first place."

I feel like Sonic in the water, because you make me breathless after a few seconds.

Are you a fine wine? Because every second spent with you just gets better and better.

"If your looks could cure, then I guess I wouldn't need a second opinion, doctor."

"Is your name Espresso? Because you've got me brewing with interest and I'm eager for a second shot."

Are you a time traveler? Because every second with you feels like an eternity in paradise.

"Wow, you must have a really good relationship with your mattress then! I only get to see mine at night."

"A necklace that shines with a story so rare,
You wear it like art, elegance in the air."

"That nail polish must be made of magic, it's making me fall for you harder every second."

"Is your name Gravity? Because the second you walked in, I was drawn to your dance moves and climbing prowess!"

"Well, as captivating as your beauty is, I'd rather you remember my name for our second encounter."

"Thanks, handsome! May your coffee be strong and your day be filled with unexpected smiles. Safety first, adventure second."

"If Nasty C wrote a song about us, would it be called 'Better Than Second Place' or 'Why Aren't We Dancing?'"

"Like Nasty C's flow, you shine with such grace, in this dance of life, it's you I embrace."

Are you the 20 meter pacer test? Because I just can't seem to keep up with you!

"Your charm outshines Vilnius at night, making it the second most beautiful sight from Lithuania."

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.