Top 50 Years Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Years pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

   But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.

2. They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

   But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.

3. Hey, are you my School Essay?

   Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

4. I like my girls like my wine

   Sweet and 18 years old.

5. Are you the taliban?

   Because you could terrorize me for 20 years and I would still fall for you in 1 day.

6. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

   So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

7. Hey girl.

   What's your bracket lookin like this year?

8. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

9. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

10. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

Funny years pickup lines

The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.

You're so beautiful it makes me want to vomit.

Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind

How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

I loved you since last year!

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Are you Poland?

Because I want to dominate you for a thousand years

Wanna be a mother next year?

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.

Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?