Top 50 Years Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Years chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I like my girls like my wine

   Sweet and 18 years old.

2. Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

   So next time you go you should bring me to be safe

3. Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?

4. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

5. How will you be pureeing your root vegetables this year?

6. 234 years ago today Uranus was discovered. What are you up to tonight?

7. The Opportunity Rover lasted 15 years on Mars...

   Which is crazy, because I'd only last about 15 seconds in Uranus.
   
   
   
   I'll see myself out now..

8. You're so beautiful it makes me want to vomit.

9. How would you like to sire a bastard? You can tell your friends about it well into your hag years.

10. Hey girl, I'd like to make a commitment to more than just the gym this year.

Funny years pickup lines

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Hey boo, let's celebrate Father's Day next year with a 3 month old baby, you do the math.

They say 68% of new born babies will be Virgos this year. Wanna make that 69?

Baby were you formed by water eroding rock over billions of years because you are GORGE-ous.

When I first met you when you were a climate model, I predicted you'd get hotter every year. I was right.

Are you a male Gerudo? Because men like you are only born once in a hundred years.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

I loved you since last year!

My love for you is like global mean temperature, it will increase every year.

You look nearly 22. Most Mormons are 2-3 years into marriage by now – just settle for me!

Today's the longest day of the year, wanna see something else that's long?

Wanna be a mother next year?

Baby you make me feel like i’m stuck in the hyperbolic time chamber, not seeing you for a day feels like a year.

If we're still together next year, let's put flour in our hair, borrow your grandpa's walker, and grow old together.

I'm from the future... I ran all the way back in time to tell you we're still in love 100 years from now.

Is that corn in your silo, or did you have to plant barley this year too?

Baby, let's make fireworks every day of the year.

Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

It´s all over your face. You´ve been very bad this year

I'm better than thanksgiving because I can make you come more than once a year.

It's been 6 years and 364 days since my last pon-farr.

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

The most beautiful woman I've seen in over 300 years.

Hey miss, want to see my Dragon, it's a year long.