Top 50 Dates Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dates pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dates tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Wanna go on a date?
Wanna maybe do dinner a movie then...Breakfast?
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What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?
“What did the guy say to the girl before they started dating?”
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Roses are red, you're so great...
Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date
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Roses are red today I think your pretty great
Today's my cake day we should make it a date
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If you were a dried fruit...
You’d be my date
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Let's flip a coin...
Heads, I go out on a date with you; Tails, you go out with me
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Hey girl are you today’s date?
Because your a 1/10
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Are you today's date?
Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need
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S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.
If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.
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Hey! I’m an amateur fortune teller! Can I give you a free palm reading?
Ohhh... Says here on your love line that you’re thinking about going on a date with a ridiculous guy who may or may not be good at reading palms.
Working dates pickup lines
If I ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?
It's a paradox, whatever she says it's always yes to the date
Me: Hey do you want a raisin?
Her: no?
Me: How about a date?
Hey baby, are you today's date
Because you're 9/10
I am studying to be a historian...
And I need a date
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Hey, are you a date?
'cuz you 10/10!
We get this chance one day a year, best of luck to y'all.
You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.
Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.
After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
I like you a latte, mocha it a date?
Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!
Either you date me or I'll kill you.
Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.
Best place for a first date? The gym of course!
I i**... you go on a date with me!
I i**... you go on a date with me sweetheart!
Do you regurgitate on a first date?
Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.
Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.
Would you like to go on a p**...-duty double date?