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Top 50 Dates Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dates chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Let's flip a coin...

    Heads, I go out on a date with you; Tails, you go out with me

    - Day 89

  2. Hey girl are you today’s date?

    Cause your a 1/10

  3. Are you today's date?

    Coz you're a 9/10 and I'm the one you need

  4. S'cuse me miss! Im gonna have to cite you for aggressive cuteness.

    If convicted you could receive 5-10 solid dates.

  5. You know the sort of girl who doesn't sleep with a man on a first date? Well, I'm not one of those.

  6. Baby, I'm an egg incubator. Keep me going 'til I'm ready to hatch and I'm ready to date ya.

  7. After reviewing your resume I have decided to invite you on a date with me.

  8. Are you dating anyone? Because I want you to be my BAE-gle.

  9. I like you a latte, mocha it a date?

  10. You're the only Carbon sample I wanna date!

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Funny dates pickup lines

Either you date me or I'll kill you.

Do you run track? Cause I RELAY wanna take you on a date.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

I incest you go on a date with me!

I incest you go on a date with me sweetheart!

Do you regurgitate on a first date?

Can our first date be in the cemetery? I'm dying to meet you there.

Have you heard about the curious case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde? Well, long story short, they would both like to go on a date with you.

Would you like to go on a poop-duty double date?

You are having a date with Jesus tonight? I understand. We can get together tomorrow.

I'm declaring a unilateral date with you. If you don't like that, just agree to go out with me.

Will you set me? Because I'd kill for a date with you.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

You're anything but plain, and I'm sick of the plateau-nic life. Carbon Date Me?

Ever dated an alien?

Date an astronomer, because they can promise you the sun, moon, and stars, and deliver!

Trust me babe, just like art, dating me is a KATSU!

Irish you'd go on a date with me 'cause you're so pretty you're Dublin my heart rate.

I was going to ask you on a date to a restaurant

But I don’t think they’d appreciate me bringing my own meal

What's the point of calendars

If they can't tell me you're my date?

You're cute. I'm cute. Let's date.

You could date me if you want, that's your choice as an American citizen and nobody should judge you for it.

Hey babe how many dates will it take to get your dad to let you go on a date with me?

I’m learning about important dates in history

Wanna be one of them?

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.