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Top 50 Distance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Distance pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Distance conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Lets just say

    We could have kiss and still be social distanced

  2. I saw you from a distance so I just stopped by to do a wellness check...

    But I can already tell you are very well done.

  3. Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

  4. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  5. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  6. What does it mean

    i been confused on what "Did you know the distance from here to here (pointing from her left shoulder to just below the neck) is the same distance from here to here (pointing from the neck to her right shoulder) means yall help me out

  7. Distance runners do it longer.

  8. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  9. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  10. Girl, I have zero immunity against your kiss appeal.

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Funny distance pickup lines

Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

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Want to shelter in place on my bed?

Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

I know there is social distancing now

But a mask in you out girl.

Since we're both responsible adults you won't mind if I socially distance your left kiss cheek from the right one?

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

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Working Distance tinder opener

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

You are quarantined in heaven? Because you are an angel.

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.