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Top 50 Distance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Distance pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Lets just say

    We could have sex and still be social distanced

  2. Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

  3. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  4. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  5. Distance runners do it longer.

  6. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  7. Distance makes my love grow stronger for you.

  8. Girl, I have zero immunity against your sex appeal.

  9. Meet me in my bunker. There's toilet paper and water.

  10. Have you been quarantined? Never mind you are worth it to die for.

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Funny distance pickup lines

Babe, you have Zoomed in my life.

Girl, 2 weeks is nothing compared to the rest of our life together.

That n95 mask brings out the beauty in your eyes.

I know there is social distancing now

But a mask in you out girl.

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Girl, you look amazing from this distance.

Hey baby, you come within 6 feet of here often?

Babe, I am all the PPE you need.

The world is in lock down, girl I just want to lock you down.

Are you soap? Because I would want you all over me.

Want to make travel plans that we are going to cancel?

Girl, you don't need to gather 10 people to have a good time. All you need is this one.

You Smell So Good. Is That Purell You're Wearing ?

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Working Distance tinder opener

I really can’t stay, baby it's Covid outside.

If I told you, you have a nice body? Would you quarantine it with me?

Girl, how about send me a socially distanced nude?

I would touch you with my 6 foot pole.

Without you my life is as empty as the supermarket shelf.

I can't be with you physically, but can I FaceTime on you.

Girl, no protective barrier is enough to stop me from getting to you.

Babe, want to get stuck together for 2 weeks.

Are you working from home? Well fancy for some office sex?

Girl, you look amazing with those masks and gloves.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past your house on the other side of the street again?