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Top 34 Distance Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Distance pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Your beauty is directly proportional to the distance between us.

  2. You must be a distance swimmer because you're one in a million.

  3. Since distance=velocity x time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

  4. Distance runners do it longer.

  5. Did it hurt when you fell from a really high distance.

  6. Are you corona?

    Because I want to socially distance your legs !!

  7. From the distance , I just saw ur beautiful eyes..

    And Now i am wondering how amazing your voice would be.!

  8. You're the only person I don't see better from a distance (Hawkeye)

  9. Since velocity multiplied by time equals to distance

    Let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

  10. You look like the type of medicine I need.

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Funny distance pickup lines

I’m not somebody who panics, but this thing is spreading so fast,

who knows how much time any of us have left?

I think you’re the cure I’ve been searching for.

You know why I study mathematics?

Because I want to find the shortest distance into your heart.

Hey girl are you a parallel force equal opposite and seperated by a distance from me

Cuz we'd make a great couple

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This is a funny Distance pickup line!

Do you want to be my date

to the end of the world?

You look like you’d make a sexy nurse.

The Coronavirus might have shut everything down

but I’m still open for business.

You know what makes the best hand Sanitizer?

Grey Goose. Bartender! A double for the lady.

At this point we may never meet each other.

But make believe is fun.

Quarantine and chill?

A pick up line inspired by the netflix and chill lines.

If you need someone to self-isolate with I make a mean Quarantini.

Need a hand sanitizer massage?

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Working Distance tinder opener

The only thing not quarantined

is my heart when I look at you.

If I move my lips half the distance to yours... and then half again... and again... etc.... would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case i am going to disprove your assumption.

Girl, is your name Ashe? Because your beauty stunned me from a distance!

Is that a cannon in the distance or is it my heart beating for you?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you.

I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun-with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Is your name Nancy? Because I’m going to take creepy pictures of you from a distance while you’re in your room.

Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.