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Top 47 Speed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Speed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Speed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.

  3. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

  4. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  5. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

  6. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  7. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  8. Are you a speed bump?

    Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

  9. Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

  10. Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

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Funny speed pickup lines

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?
Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

You have a bf? *yes*

Okay, good, they're like speed bumps..You'll get over it.

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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

You must be the speed of light,because...

Time stops when I look at you.

Are you terminal velocity?

Because when I met you, I fell-full speed.

(Not sure if done before, I'm new here)

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Do you have a driving licence?

Cause you're speeding your way up to my heart.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

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Speed of light

Hey girl, are you speed of light? Coz time stops when I'm with you!

Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.

Hey girl, are you a monorail?

Because you're speeding down my one-track mind.

Are you a Holmes 2600 3 speed rotator fan

Because Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

What's your favorite cruising speed?

Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse..

They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.