Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the h**... outta there when I first saw your ship!

Why don't we stop the silly games and make like zerglings.... with adrenaline glands... and speed.

Are you a speed bump?

Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

I want to speed up so I could loop around you.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

"Is your name Podium? Because I've been speeding past all the curves to stand beside you."

"Are you a race? Because when I see you, even Mr. Speed finishes in 2 minutes."

"Are you a superhero? Because my heart races faster than a speeding bullet when I see you."

Are you a speed bump? Because every time I see you, I have to slow down and take it easy.

"Do you run a speed dating service? Because with you, it only took me two minutes to fall head over heels."

"Are you a race? Because with my charm, even 'speedy' wouldn't stand a chance and finish under 2 minutes."

"Are you a race car? Because when I'm with you, everything seems to finish in a speedy blur of excitement!"

"Are you a Ferrari? Because every time I see you, my heart races at full speed."

"I don't doubt your speed, but I'd defy time just to catch a moment with you."

So, where is the speed up for you to fall in love with me like in Lords Mobile.

"Are you a ticket? Because you've just fined my heart for speeding into love!"

If you were a laptop, you'd definitely be the high-speed, high-performance model - absolutely irresistible.

"Just like a Porsche 911 GT3 RS, you've got speed, style, and all the right curves."

"My camera may capture moments, but your smile captures my heart in ways no shutter speed could ever match."

They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

"Just like F1 race, my heart never knew speed until your beauty raced into my life."

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'FINE' written all over you, even at full speed."

Haha, age is just a number! Unless it’s my speed limit—then it’s a serious matter. What kind of trouble do you avoid at work?

"Are you a blue traffic light, Maja? Because when I see you, I know it's time to go full speed ahead."

"Anticipating your sizzling photo feels like unwrapping the best gift, care to speed up Santa's delivery?"

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

"Are we in a race? Because with just one look from you, I'm already reaching the finish line."

"Is your name Goku? Because my heart is beating faster than the speed of your Instant Transmission!"

"Is your Wi-Fi connection faster than mine? Because I could use a speed boost from you."

"Are you into speed dating? Because seeing you makes my heart race at 60 beats per 2 minutes!"

"Is your name Bullet? Because my heart beats faster than the speed of sound every time I see you."

"Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's stronger than my internet speed right now."

"Is your hair made of 100% Google Fiber? Because I've been searching for high-speed connection like yours."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because whenever I see you, even 'speedy' rounds seem to end in two minutes."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer a coffee date first, but beware, my charm is known to be dangerously infectious."

"Just like a bullet, your beauty strikes me with a speed that's breathlessly lethal."

Hey, are you bald? Because girl, you've got my heart racing at full speed.

"Is your name Shutter Speed? Because every moment I spend with you seems to be picture perfect."

"Are you a traffic cop? Because you just stopped my heart with a ticket for speeding into your smile!"

"Are you a black hole? Because your gravity of attraction is making my heart accelerate towards the speed of love."

"Well, I do hold the record for speed grieving. Denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance...all in one coffee break!"

You must be a superhero, because every time you're near, my heart races faster than a speeding bullet.

"Are you a private yacht? Because my heart's been sailing towards you at full speed."

"Are you a racecar? Because I've been known to make things go from 0 to 'speedy' in less than 2 minutes."

"Your bike may not be built for speed, but girl, your curves could set a new world record."

Are you the 20 meter pacer test? Because I just can't seem to keep up with you!

"Do you play video games? Because whenever you're around, my heart starts to race like a high-speed car chase."

"Are you a high-speed internet? Because you've downloaded my affections in less than 2 minutes!"

"Just like Speedy in a two-minute relay, looking at you makes my heart race and beat the record straightaway!"

Are you a laptop? Because you've got my heart running on maximum speed.

"Excuse me, are you in the police force? Because every time I see you, my heart races like it's on a high-speed chase."

"Ever since you saved my number, my heart's been on speed dial, ringing only for your touch."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the adventure of knowing each other first, then we can talk about mini-adventures."

"Is your name Porsche? Because you've got the speed and curves that drive my heart into overdrive."

"Is your spirit animal a cheetah? Because my heart can't keep up with the speed at which it races for you."

"Do they call you Speed? Because every time I see you, my heart finishes a marathon in just 2 minutes!"

"Ever rode a Hayabusa? Because when I fell for you, I definitely broke the speed of love!"

"You run like the wind, but can your heart keep up with mine when it races every time I see you?"

"You must have the sun on speed dial; your energy is magnetic! Mind if I bask in it for a while?"

"In F2 racing, we take curves at high speed. But none of those curves are as captivating as yours."

"I guess we're like internet speeds, you're the chill DSL and I'm the hyper-fast fiber. Together, we're unstoppable."

"Are you a timer, darling? Because when I'm with you, even 'Speed' finishes in 2 minutes."

If you were a network, you'd definitely be 5G, because you've got me feeling ultra-fast speeds!

"You must be a fast pitch, because my heart can't keep up with the speed at which I fell for you."

"You must be the solution to my lagging, because being around you speeds up my heart."

"Catchy! But are they made for speed or distance? Because at this rate, it feels like I might just end up doing a marathon there."

"Your texting speed is like a snail racing, but no worries, they always win in fairytales!"

Like a speeding train, your beauty is unstoppable, leaving me mesmerized at every stop.

Are you a formula 1 race car? Because you've got the speed and style that races through my heart.

Are you a speed bump? Because every time I see you, I slow down.

"You make my heart race faster than a shutter speed on a photoshoot."

"Even when your stream lags, my heart races at the speed of light for you."

Do you believe in love at first race? Because I'm speeding towards falling for you!

"Are we at a Porsche 911 GT3 RS showroom? Because you've got sleek curves and undeniable speed that's stealing the show."

Are you a car? Because you drive me crazy with your speed and curves.

"Is your name Hayabusa? Because my heart races when I'm with you just like a speeding motorcycle."
3. "Are you BTS? Because I can't stop myself from falling in love with every part of you."

"Is your texting speed a reflection of your heart? Because both seem to beat faster than a cat's purr."

Totally understand! Life can feel like a blur sometimes. How about we take it easy and share our favorite chill activities?

Your brain must be a high-speed processor because every time I see you, mine melts.

"Are you a kickboxing champ? Because every time I see you, my heart starts beating like a speed bag."

Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

"Are you a speeding ticket? 'Cause you've got 'fine' written all over you, Officer."

"My roller coaster? Well, it breaks ice instead of speed records – just like this line!"

"Are you a clock? Because every time you're around, I turn into 'Speed' and finish my day in two minutes."

"Is your name Lightning? Because our love could outpace Speedy himself, leaving him panting in just two minutes!"

"Is your name Speed? Because I can't help but finish quickly when lost in those captivating eyes of yours."

"Are you a shooting star? Because my heart has been travelling at light speed since I first saw you."

Are you a race car? Because you've got me speeding towards your heart at full throttle.

Well, if bringing out the best in me is your superpower, I might just need you on speed dial! 😉 What's your next move, superhero?

"Is your name Lightning? Cause I've never been known to beat around the bush, but with you, I'm all in for a speedy chase."

"Is your name Mustang? Because you've got me revving up at full speed."

"You under arrest, because every time you flex, my heart beats faster than the speed limit."

"Oh really? Hopefully, they're designed for high-speed because you've been racing through my thoughts all day!"

"Are you a superhero? Because my heart just soared faster than a speeding bullet when I saw you."

"If kisses were a marathon, they'd call me speedy - I always finish first!"

"Are you a race? Because when you smile, my heart beats Speed's 2 minute record."

"Is your name Tom Pryce? Because you've got the speed and intensity that revs up my engine."

"Are you a race? Cause when I'm with you, even Speed finishes in under 2 minutes."

"Is your name 'Race'? Because with one look at you, even 'Speed' can't help but reach the finish line in two minutes."

"Can I call you my speed limit? Because with you, every 'speedy' guy seems to hit their climax way too soon."

"If beauty were time, she'd be eternity! Can we speed things up a bit? She did say she wants to meet!"

"Is your heart a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, it feels like my pulse is trying to break the speed record!"

"Are you a jujutsu kaisen fan? Because my heart keeps beating at the speed of Gojo's limitless curse technique for you."

"Are you a stopwatch? Because when I'm with you, even my name 'Speed' takes more than 2 minutes to finish!"

"Ever heard of a crime of passion? Because when I saw your abs, my heart committed a high-speed chase."

"Just like Speed, I can't help but finish quickly, especially when it's a race to your heart."

"Are you a boxer? Because when I see you, my heart beats faster than a speed bag."

"That's the spirit! Ever consider speed dating over cocktails... virtually of course 😉"

I can show you some moves that will make your heart race faster than a speeding bullet 😏

Are you a race track? Because every time I see you, my heart speeds up like an F1 car.

"Are you a yellow traffic light? Because when I see you, I can't decide whether to stop or speed up!"

"Are you a stopwatch? Because every time I see you, my heart beats so fast it feels like I've just sprinted."

"Are you a racing flag? Because when you waved at me, I finished in record 'Speed' time."

"Excuse me, sweetpetite, but you must be a traffic ticket because those eyes just gave me a fine for speeding heartbeats!"

"Are you a shutter speed setting? Because my heart beats faster every time I catch your glimpse."

"Have you ever been ticketed for over-speeding? Because your smile just made my heart race instantly."

Sweet talk is my specialty! Just wait until you hear my jokes - they're so corny, you'll wish you had a dentist on speed dial! 🌽😂

"Are you a race? Because whenever I'm near you, I finish in record time - call me Mr. Speedy!"

"As an F1 fan, you like speed, but how about we start slow, and let me lead the way to your heart?"

interest in photography.

"Is your name Shutter Speed? Because every moment with you seems picture perfect."

"Are we in the Arctic? Because whenever you're around, my heart races like a speeding sled dog."

"Are you a traffic light? Because you’ve definitely got my heart stopping and speeding up all at once."

"I get it; you like speed. I can barely keep up with my laundry! What’s your favorite race? Asking for my socks' sake. 🧦🏁"

Oh, I see! So you're saying we need to speed things up, huh? Let’s plan our imaginary wedding—what’s our dream honeymoon destination? 😏✨

Haha, goodnight! Don't let the bedbugs bite... unless you've got a bedbug whisperer on speed dial. 🕷️📞