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Top 49 Speed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Speed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  3. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

  4. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  5. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

  6. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  7. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  8. Damn girl are you a dilithium powered nacelle? 'Cause you make my heart beat at warp speed.

  9. Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

  10. Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

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What is a Speed pickup line?

Funny speed pickup lines

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?
Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

You and I would be a wreck.

I mean with your curves and my speed.

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This is a funny Speed pickup line!

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

You must be the speed of light,because...

Time stops when I look at you.

Are you terminal velocity?

Because when I met you, I fell-full speed.

(Not sure if done before, I'm new here)

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Damn girl, are you an F/A-18 Hornet?

Cuz you got a great angle of attack at slow speeds!

Do you have a connection to the speed force

Because you've been running in my mind all day

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Working Speed tinder opener

Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.

Hey girl, are you a monorail?

Because you're speeding down my one-track mind.

Are you a Holmes 2600 3 speed rotator fan

Because Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

What's your favorite cruising speed?

Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse..

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.