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Top 46 Speed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Speed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine ass by going too fast either.

  2. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

  3. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  4. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

  5. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  6. Damn girl are you a dilithium powered nacelle? 'Cause you make my heart beat at warp speed.

  7. Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

  8. Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

  9. Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

    Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

  10. They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

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Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

You and I would be a wreck.

I mean with your curves and my speed.

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

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Are you terminal velocity?

Because when I met you, I fell-full speed.

(Not sure if done before, I'm new here)

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light
Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Damn girl, are you an F/A-18 Hornet?

Cuz you got a great angle of attack at slow speeds!

Do you have a connection to the speed force

Because you've been running in my mind all day

Speed of light

Hey girl, are you speed of light? Coz time stops when I'm with you!

Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.

Hey girl, are you a monorail?

Because you're speeding down my one-track mind.

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Working Speed tinder opener

I’ll speed in front of a cop

Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

What's your favorite cruising speed?

Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse..

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.

I’m on smile patrol. You’ve exceeded the smile speed patrol.

You run like DSL. How can I get high-speed access?

I'd like to clean your hardwear and fill you with speed cream if u know what I mean.