Top 50 Speed Pick Up lines

Use these funny and cheesy pick up lines to help you pick up that hot girl or guy at a speed related event. These pick up lines feature common speed racing terms, cars, and themes. They also feature common racing movies, shows, and games.

Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.
Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.
You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!
I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.
Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

Working short speed pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

Why don't we stop the silly games and make like zerglings.... with adrenaline glands... and speed.

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

Are you a speed bump?
Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

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It's not just the footwork babe, it's also how I gain more speed from my hips.

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus.

I want to speed up so I could loop around you.

Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

So, where is the speed up for you to fall in love with me like in Lords Mobile.

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They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

Do you like speed work? 'Cause I'm always down for a quickie.

You have a bf? yes

Okay, good, they're like speed bumps..You'll get over it.

You and I would be a wreck.

I mean with your curves and my speed.

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...
Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

You must be the speed of light,because...

Time stops when I look at you.

Are you terminal velocity?

Because when I met you, I fell-full speed.

(Not sure if done before, I'm new here)

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Do you have a driving licence?

Cause you're speeding your way up to my heart.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

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Do you have a connection to the speed force

Because you've been running in my mind all day

Speed of light

Hey girl, are you speed of light? Coz time stops when I'm with you!

Hey girl are you speed...

Cause I think you're McQueen.

Hey girl, are you a monorail?

Because you're speeding down my one-track mind.

Are you a Holmes 2600 3 speed rotator fan

Because Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I’ll speed in front of a cop
Because I don’t mind getting a fine like you

Hey baby, I know all sorts of alternate positions that’ll ensure maximum playing speed and accuracy.

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access.

I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.

Your legs must be tired because you've been speed skating through my mind all night.

Speed, acceleration, weight, handling, and traction, I got it all in bed. Want a test drive?

Forget warp speed, let’s just go on impulse..

You know what's faster than the speed of light? My heart when I just think of you.

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

Sometimes my friends call me Speed Racer, because adventure's always waiting just ahead.

See this hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.

Using smooth Speed phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Speed conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Speed phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Speed lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.