The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Speed Pick Up lines

Use these funny and cheesy pick up lines to help you pick up that hot girl or guy at a speed related event. These pick up lines feature common speed racing terms, cars, and themes. They also feature common racing movies, shows, and games.

  1. Are you the Fitness Gram Pacer Test?

    Because The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. \[beep\] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. \[ding\] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

  2. Don't feel bad about going 5 under the speed limit

    I wouldn't want to damage your fine kiss by going too fast either.

  3. Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

  4. You're like a speeding ticket. you have fine written all over you!

  5. I promise I'm not faster than the speed of light.

  6. Puppies are as cute as the speed of light is fast, but your cuteness threshold approaches that limit.

  7. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  8. Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

  9. Babe, you looking for parking? Because I want to to speed into your dms.

  10. Why don't we stop the silly games and make like zerglings.... with adrenaline glands... and speed.

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What is a Speed pickup line?

Working speed pickup lines

What goes faster than the speed of light? Me getting the hell outta there when I first saw your ship!

Babe, you don't need no wifi speed test, I can connect into your device directly.

Are you a speed bump?

Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

Would you like me to demonstrate the speed of my fleche?

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This is a funny Speed pickup line!

Is that butt a speeding ticket? Because I can't even have a car on campus. 

I want to speed up so I could loop around you.

Flash may be the fastest man alive but his speed got nothing on the time it took me to fall in love with you.

Babe don't worry. I just broke a monitor and I am ready to speed with shields on.

You run like light. How can I get high-speed access?

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

So, where is the speed up for you to fall in love with me like in Lords Mobile.

They say that I’m faster than a speeding bullet. Do you want to know?

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Working Speed tinder opener

You have a bf? *yes*

Okay, good, they're like speed bumps..You'll get over it.

You and I would be a wreck.

I mean with your curves and my speed.

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Ma’am, do you know why I pulled you over today...

You know how fast I was falling for ya

(So here’s your speeding ticket)

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

You must be the speed of light,because...

Time stops when I look at you.

Are you terminal velocity?

Because when I met you, I fell-full speed.

(Not sure if done before, I'm new here)

Dang girl, you must be traveling at the speed of light

Cause everytime I see your cute face, you break my quantum wave function

Do you have a driving licence?

Cause you're speeding your way up to my heart.

Hey girl, are you a tyre wall ?

Because I unexpectedly crashed into you at full speed.

Do you have a connection to the speed force

Because you've been running in my mind all day