47 Slow Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Slow rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about slow, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Slow Pickup Lines

A good Slow hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.
If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.
Are you the speed of light?

Because as I approach you, time slows down.
Hey girl, are you a neutron star? Because time slows down when I'm near you, and you're hot.
Eliza: I'll feed on you nice and slow later.

Short and cute slow pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about slow are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a speed bump?

Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

This lift is too slow, I know a much better way to raise us all the way up to Cloud 9.

Guile: Your slow movements make you nothing more than a stationary target.

Are you Chamber? Because I had to slow down to take a second look at you.

Hey girl are you a gravity well?

Because when I’m close to you, time slows down.

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?
Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

You ever use a fast-pass? I promise to take it long and slow.

Cheesy slow Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my c**... inside your oven.

Hey sorry for the slow reply
I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Girl, are you moving really fast?

Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you

Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like to take things slow.

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

Corny slow Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Slow conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Are you a daycare?
Cuz I'll always slow down to look at ya

They say slow and steady wins the race...

So how about you and I can go slow and steady at my place

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?

Smooth as a devil.

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

A good slow Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Slow hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

Slow down sugar, because I'm diabetic.

Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.

I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs but I'm gonna take it slow with you.

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It's such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Slow love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Slow chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.