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Top 37 slow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Slow chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  2. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  3. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  4. C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

  5. Hey sorry for the slow reply

    I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

  6. Girl, are you moving really fast?

    Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you

  7. Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

    I like to take things slow.

  8. Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

    How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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    When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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    When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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    They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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    One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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    Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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    Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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    For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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    The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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    I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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    You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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    Also,

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    I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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    Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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    NO!

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    There is an ultimate one

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    THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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    Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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    You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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    There is another way of perceiving this.

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    Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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    From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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    There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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    If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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    Interactions become easy and effortless.

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    You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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    In summary:

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    Learn to relax, talk slower.

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    Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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    Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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    See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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    DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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    Hope it was helpful

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    See you on the next one 🤫

  9. Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

  10. Let's take a long, slow meandering walk.

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Latest slow chat up lines

Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

Damn girl, are you an F/A-18 Hornet?

Cuz you got a great angle of attack at slow speeds!

Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.

I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

Are you a daycare?

Cuz I'll always slow down to look at ya

Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?
Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.





We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.




Ok so, pick you up around 5?

They say slow and steady wins the race...

So how about you and I can go slow and steady at my place

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It's such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion? Smooth as a devil.

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs but I'm gonna take it slow with you.

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)