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Top 47 Slow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slow pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Slow tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  2. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  3. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  4. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  5. Hey girl, are you a neutron star? Because time slows down when I'm near you, and you're hot.

  6. Eliza: I'll feed on you nice and slow later.

  7. Are you a speed bump?

    Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

  8. This lift is too slow, I know a much better way to raise us all the way up to Cloud 9.

  9. Guile: Your slow movements make you nothing more than a stationary target.

  10. Are you Chamber? Because I had to slow down to take a second look at you.

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C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

Hey girl are you a gravity well?

Because when I’m close to you, time slows down.

Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

You ever use a fast-pass? I promise to take it long and slow.

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Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my cock inside your oven.

Hey sorry for the slow reply
I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

Girl, are you moving really fast?

Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you

Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

I like to take things slow.

Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

Let's take a long, slow meandering walk.

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

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Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.

Are you a daycare?

Cuz I'll always slow down to look at ya

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

They say slow and steady wins the race...

So how about you and I can go slow and steady at my place

So you want a ride? Let's take it nice and slow.

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?