Are you a speed bump?

Because I like to go nice and slow when I’m on top of you

This lift is too slow, I know a much better way to raise us all the way up to Cloud 9.

Guile: Your slow movements make you nothing more than a stationary target.

Are you Chamber? Because I had to slow down to take a second look at you.

C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

"If going fast is your thing, how about we take things slow together?"

"Jenna, your beauty makes my heart race faster than my hormones. Wanna help me slow them down?"

Are you a speed bump? Because every time I see you, I have to slow down and take it easy.

No rush at all. Let's take it slow and enjoy the process of getting to know each other better.

"If my internet was as quick as your smile, I'd never have any lag in my life."

"Slow down, beautiful! Let's enjoy the here and now, you've got my heart racing already."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...in slow motion, with theme music?"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, and my life downloads super slow without you."

You ever use a fast-pass? I promise to take it long and slow.

"Are you a slow song? Because every time I look at you, I want to take my time and savor every note."

"Wow, you don't shy away from tough topics! I appreciate that. Let's take things slow and see where they lead us."

Are you a slow ballad? Because every note you hit is pure magic.

"Is your Wi-Fi connection faster than mine? Because I could use a speed boost from you."

Are you a tortoise? Because my love for you moves at a very slow pace.

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the world of coffee dates before we navigate the realm of diaper changes!"

Your curves and contours intrigue me so, like a sculptor I'll mold you slow.

"Well, I hope I’m not a sloth—slow and always hanging around. How about I aim for a playful dolphin instead? 🐬"

"Are you a yellow traffic light? Because whenever I see you, life slows down to something beautiful."

Haha, slow down there! Let's get to know each other a bit more first before jumping into anything like that. 😉

Are you asexual? Because I want to respect your boundaries and take things slow with you.

"Hello Sadie, I'm the gentleman whose heart is racing every time you pass by. Would you mind slowing down?"

"Out tonight? Hmmm, might be a little early for that, but how about we take it slow with a virtual coffee date first?"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because our connection seems a little slow, but I'm still hoping it's worth the wait."

"True, I might be a little slow, but that's only because every moment spent with you feels like an eternity."

Sounds tempting, but how about we take it slow? Let's share some deep thoughts first, then maybe I'll reveal a secret or two in my PJs.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in slow motion?

"Did your keyboard just autocorrect 'your jokes' to 'you'? Because if not, we may need to slow down this digital whirlwind romance!"

"Well, I believe in the power of anticipation. A slow dance can be as thrilling as a fast one, don't you think?"

"Mmm, sounds tempting. But let’s not rush it; I prefer a slow tease. What would be your strategy for the perfect nibble? 😏"

Your request is quite tempting, my angel. But let's start slow. How about we grab a drink first and see where the night takes us?

"Taking it slow has its own charm, let's unwrap the mystery gradually."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer a coffee date first, but beware, my charm is known to be dangerously infectious."

"True, let's slow down a bit. I enjoy every bit of the mystery unravelling."

"Is your wi-fi faster than mine? Because I could definitely use a stronger connection with you."

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's conquer the adventure of knowing each other first, then we can talk about mini-adventures."

"If you were a light exposure, I’d want to savor every second of your glow—slow and unforgettable."

"Even if you call me slow, darling, it just means I'm taking my time to adore every inch of you."

"Fast is my middle name! But don't worry, I take things slow when it comes to finding the right girl."

"Whoa, slow down! I'm not even sure if you can handle my dance moves yet, let alone our hypothetical kids."

Are you a tortoise? Because you've caught my slow and steady heart in your shell.

What do you call a turtle with a hard on? A slow poke.

"Is your name Exposure? Because every moment with you feels like an artful masterpiece waiting to happen."

Are you a wifi signal? Because you just made my day go from boring to connected.

"Haha, easy there! Let's slow down, I'm more interested in discovering your personality than your outfit for now."

You'll have to keep up with me first! I'm always on the move, but I wouldn't mind slowing down for you.

"Your frequent reminders for patience, has my heart racing, could you teach it to slow down too?"

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, but also a bit slow.

"Is your Wi-Fi slow too, or is it just the universe giving us more time to chat?"

"If we were light painting, I'd want to capture your curves all night long—pure artistry in motion."

Let's make like a slow internet connection and drag this out - I'm in no rush with you.

Are you a speed bump? Because every time I see you, I slow down.

"Are you a yellow traffic light? Because I always slow down to appreciate your stunning beauty."

"Sudden, yes, but I'm a fan of spontaneity. Life's short, darling. We can slow down when we're dead."

Maybe we should stick to slow dancing then, less chance of injury that way. I'll bring the elbow pads!

Your boldness is intriguing. Let's take things slow though. How about a dinner date first?

Haha, slow down there cowboy! Let's focus on getting to know each other better first. I like your confidence though. 😉

They say good things come to those who wait. Luckily, I've got all night for you.

"Like a tortoise, I might be slow to start, but once I fall for you, it's deep and forever."

Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my c**... inside your oven.

"I must be a photographer, because I can't stop focusing on your fine ass and smooth moves."

"There's beauty in openness, but I understand your point. Let's take it slow and enjoy getting to know each other better."

"Is your name Slow Jam? Because my heart beats in rhythm every time you're close to me."

Are you Wi-Fi? Because you're the only one I want to connect with right now.

I'm definitely feeling the chemistry too. Let's take things slow and enjoy the anticipation before we dive into each other's world.

Haha, love the enthusiasm! Let's slow down there, Romeo. How about we start with a virtual coffee first? ☕️

"You say I'm not that slow, then why does my heart race every time you're close?"

"Your beauty outshines the sunset's glow, it makes my heart beat fast and slow."

Are you a sprinkler system? Because you make me want to run through you in slow motion.

"Motown, huh? I can already imagine us slow dancing to the sweet sound of Marvin Gaye. Intriguing choice, I must say."

Slow down there, Speedy Gonzalez! How about we get to know each other a bit more before we plan any gymnastics routines? 😂

"Oh, really? Pretty sure I missed the proposal! Let's slow down and enjoy getting to know each other better first."

Haha, slow down! How about we focus on getting to know each other first? But I must say, you're quite forward and that's intriguing.

Haha, slow down there! Let's get to know each other a bit more first before jumping to that conclusion 😉

"Fast or slow, your response lights up my world quicker than a shooting star."

"Haha, you're absolutely right. Rushing isn't my style either. Prefer slow dancing through life... Interested in joining me?"

"Ha, on the first chat? You're quite the smooth talker! But let's take things slow and steady."

"Whoa, slow down there! How about we explore the world together before adding mini adventurers to the mix?"

"Oh, a hamburger? So you're into fast food? That's good because I'm known to be quite a catch...and I'm definitely not slow!"

"Is your Wi-Fi as slow as mine? Because I think we could make a better connection together."

"Sorry I was slow to respond, I was busy learning Morse code just so I could tap into your heart better."

I admire your honesty. Let's take it slow and enjoy the journey together. You deserve someone who cherishes you.

Haha, slow down there! Let's get to know each other first. What do you enjoy doing for fun?

"Your desire's like a sonnet, it deeply resonates. Let's take it slow, like a river that casually navigates."

"I'm into slow dances, timeless love and patience. Shall we start with a good conversation?"

"So you're slow, huh? Well, if life is a race, then I'd be thrilled to lose to you any day."

"In the world of physics, friction slows things down, but the chemistry between us would surely break that rule."

How about we turn "getting this over already" into slowing down time with good conversation and laughter?

"You might think I'm slow, sweetheart, but I believe the best things in life are worth waiting for."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again in my Bollywood style slow-motion?"

Your beauty shines like a star, your allure unsurpassed,
In your presence, my world slows down, time moves fast.

"That's candid of you, but remember, every great story starts with a ‘hello’, not a ‘bedroom’. Let’s take things slow, shall we?"

Haha, two weeks is nothing! I once waited a month for a reply. Slow and steady wins the dating race, right? 😜

"Well, that's fair. In that case, let's take it slow. Excited to learn how to 'crawl' before we 'run' together."

Your desire is quite enticing. Let's take things slow and explore the chemistry between us first.

Haha, slow down! Let's at least go on a date first before we start planning the wedding! 😉

"You may be slow, but I've got all the time in the world to wait for a beauty like you."

Slow down, tiger! Let's get to know each other better first. But I must admit, you've got me curious now. 😏

"As an F1 fan, you like speed, but how about we start slow, and let me lead the way to your heart?"

"Even at top speed, I can't outrun the thought of you. Care to slow down with me?"

"Mind if I breach your heart like Riley would a mission, or should we just take it slow, Ghost style?"

"Whoa, slow down! We haven't even shared our favorite ice cream flavors yet. What's yours?"

"Your slow burn allure stokes the fire in me, take your time, darling; anticipation sweetens the reward."

Did you just speed up time? Because the moment I met you, the clock couldn't slow down fast enough.

"Slow down, speed racer! Let's keep the mystery alive and meet up somewhere neutral first. A house visit is for future chapters!"

Hey, slow down there! Let's keep it PG for now. How about we get to know each other better first?

"I might be slow to laugh, but I'm quick to recognize a beautiful soul like yours."

"I may be short, a bit slow, and geeky but my love for you is like Pi - infinite and non-repeating."

"Haha, slow down! But I must admit, our kids would definitely inherit some good looks."

Haha, bold move! I like your confidence. How about we start slow with a cup of coffee first? ☕️

Are you Wi-Fi? Because I'm instantly connected to you, and you make everything faster and better.

Ugh, I feel you. It’s like a slow-motion wake-up call! Do you have a favorite cozy movie to help ease the pain?

"You said you're slow, and I'm fast, how about we balance each other out in this race called love?"

"You're the symphony, my dear, that sways the cosmos' flow, your touch a verse, turning my heart's tempo slow."

"Oh, direct! I like that in a woman. Let's take this slow though and continue our conversation here."

I get it. It takes time to open up. Let's take it slow and see where this goes, one conversation at a time.

"When you're around, time seems to slow down, just to relish your captivating beauty a little longer."

"Is your pace slow like a tortoise? Because every moment with you is worth taking my time."

"Can you do me a favor? Your beauty's making my heart race, mind helping me slow it down with a kiss?"

Are you a camera? Because every move you make is worth capturing in slow motion.

In your presence, time slows its pace, lost in your eyes, I find my grace.

"Whoa cowboy, slow down! You're definitely intriguing but let's focus on getting to know each other first. 😏"

"Fast or slow, it's all in the journey, not the destination. How about we start with some good vibes instead?" 😉

"If you need a break from slow drivers, hop in my car and let's speed off into the sunset together."

"Are you made of sugar? Because damn, I've been missing your sweet ass and slow ride."

"In your eyes, I see the moon's mystic glow, can I orbit your heart and love you slow?"

You must be a speed bump, because every time I drive by, you make me slow down and take notice.