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Top 39 Slow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  2. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  3. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  4. C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

  5. Hey girl are you a gravity well?

    Because when I’m close to you, time slows down.

  6. Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

    Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

  7. Hey sorry for the slow reply

    I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

  8. Girl, are you moving really fast?

    Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you

  9. Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

    I like to take things slow.

  10. Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

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Let's take a long, slow meandering walk.

Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

Hey girl, are you heavy?

Cause time slows around you.

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Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.

I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:
Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

Are you a daycare?

Cuz I'll always slow down to look at ya

They say slow and steady wins the race...

So how about you and I can go slow and steady at my place

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.

Wanna watch my chest hair move in slow motion?

Smooth as a devil.

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Hey baby, if I was a car, you'd have to write me a speeding ticket, because I never take it slow.

Hi. I just heard on the traffic report that traffic is slow moving at (your location) because drivers were being distracted near a (model/color of her car). You really should make an effort to be a little less attractive before you go out at rush hour.

I got very slow transaction times, we could hash all night long.

I did the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs but I'm gonna take it slow with you.

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)