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Top 41 Slow Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Slow pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  2. You still use internet explorer? I also like it nice and slow.

  3. If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

  4. Are you the speed of light?

    Because as I approach you, time slows down.

  5. Hey girl are you a gravity well?

    Because when I’m close to you, time slows down.

  6. C'mere, big boy. When we're together, time slows down.

  7. Did you know that a man will slow down his walking speed when he is around a woman he finds attractive?

    Just saying, you stopped me dead in my tracks ;)

  8. Hey sorry for the slow reply

    I was just writing a complaint to Spotify asking why your not labelled hottest single of the week

  9. Girl, are you moving really fast?

    Because time seems to slow down when I'm with you

  10. Google Chrome in the streets but Explore in the sheets

    I like to take things slow.

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Gotta go fast, but I'd slow down for you.

Let's take a long, slow meandering walk.

Are you a car accident?

Cuz I’d sure as hell slow down to get a nice, long look at you

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

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Girl did you cast slow fall when you fell from heaven?

Damn girl, are you an F/A-18 Hornet?
Cuz you got a great angle of attack at slow speeds!

I'd love to hook up with you like dial-up Internet:

Real slow, with lots of fucked up noises.

Do you have slow internet?

Because those are some DSL.

They say slow and steady wins the race...

So how about you and I can go slow and steady at my place

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Are you a daycare?

Cuz I'll always slow down to look at ya

Call me the Tigrex, cause I'm not slowing down till you finish me off.

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Let's take things slow. Because that's the only speed I've got. (Turtle)

Did you ever notice that supermarket music is actually ideal for slow dancing with strangers?

Do you have car insurance? Because I never take it slow and I'd totally wreck you.

Girl, I understand if you want to take things slow – we can change to the local.

Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin ME and i think 1 slow dance would do just that.

Did you know that you burn 2.8 calories a minute while slow dancing. Wanna work out?

Do you believe in slow dancing at first sight, or do I have to walk by you again?

Do you like dancing? Me too…. My favorite dance is kind of a slow one, but a high form of art. It starts seated while moving one arm from a horizontal position to vertical many times, later it turns into something best described as crawling and it ends in a motionless pose on the floor. It's such a catchy dance that even the bouncers of this bar usually join me. You want me to show you?

You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door? The knock always slows down.

Slow down girl, you're giving me a woodwind.