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Top 50 Stopped Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stopped pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

    Can i taste yours for a change?

  2. Damn girl, do you have a cold?

    Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO

  3. Hey girl, have you got the Coronavirus?

    Cuz i cant stop looking achoo

  4. Girl, you’re like the SAT

    I’d do you for 3 hours and only stop for water breaks

  5. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  6. Are you my phone?

    Cause I can't stop looking you.

  7. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  8. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  9. You look so good, you'd stop traffic even if you weren't blockading.

  10. Come to this Poke Stop often?

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What is a Stopped pickup line?

Funny stopped pickup lines

Are you a library book? Because I can't stop checking you out.

Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.

Boy, you must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.

Can I see your manager?

Cause I can’t stop Karen about you

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This is a funny Stopped pickup line!

If I was still alive, your looks would stop my heart!

Stop protesting so I can lay my pipe.

Are you a train wreck? Because I can't stop looking at you.

I don't wanna stop protesting...but you're absolutely arresting.

I can't stop ruminating about you.

If I was a planet and you my moon, I’d stop spinning just by looking at you.

Please tell your breasts to stop staring at my eyes.

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

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Working Stopped tinder opener

Stop lighting me up like a TNT, I'm gonna explode!

Are you wildfire precious, cause I wanna stop drop and roll with you?

Stop, drop, and roll, darling. You are on fire...

Are you a lanerope because I can't seem to stop hitting on you?

Baby, your name must be Mario Yamasaki because you just stopped my heart prematurely.

You're like a bag of M&Ms, i start eating you and i just cant stop.

Only you can stop this kerning in my soul.

Are you the clock in my math class

Cuz I cant stop lookin at you

Call a code blue, cause my heart stopped when I saw you.

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

Please call 9-1-1, because you just made my heart stop!