Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

Are you an npc

Because you never start conversations with me

Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

They say happiness starts with H

But for me it starts with U

Girl I'd like to make you my universe

We can start with a big bang

Is your costume made of real magic?

Because every time you walk by, my heart starts playing tricks on me.

Is fire starting still an attractive quality?

When I saw your face, my heart started to beat again.

What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

You better get your engine started, 'cause here I come... and I've brought company.

Let me show you why Australia started out as a penal colony...

They say kissing is the language of love.

Do you mind starting a conversation with me?

You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

Have you lost weight or did they just start carving you already?

Hey girl by any chance is your name coffee? Bcz i want to start my day with you <3

Let's start with a vertical relationship and move on to a horizontal agreement later.

When I'm with you, my heart starts to syncopate.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

You make my heart beat faster than the starting gun.

You're so beautiful, almost make me start speaking my native tongue!

Your place or mine? I'll start with head at my place, tail at yours.

I’ll show you why Australia started out as a penal colony!

I'm like a good thriller; once I start you won't want to stop.

Hi would you like to start the new year off with a bang?

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you.

I won't start breaking promises until tomorrow.

I used to think happiness started with an h

But now I know it starts with U

Hey, are you GitHub

Cause I wanna start a new repository with you and then commit forever

(Only techies would understand)

You're starting an uprising in my district.

Are you a Rebel? ‘Cause you just started an uprising in my pants

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well then, please start.

They say that kissing is a language of love

so would you mind starting a conversation with me?

I thought happiness start with an H , but mine starts with U ;)

Babe are you from Tennessee? I was starting to doubt that it's a real state.

Babe, do you know how to spell banana? Because once I start you will not know when to stop.

Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you, it will. And girl you are my dark path.

Babe, the party starts when you walked into my hotel room.

Babe, once we get started, there's no pull out all the stops!

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

Babe you could change your name, start a new life. But your could never escape my shadow.

If I start behaving like an ass, will you start behaving like Titania?

Babe, my starting gun is going to make your heart beat fast tonight.

You know the catchphrase "Chase after your dreams?"

Well I'll give you a five second head start.

You are so hot, I want to start a Great Shinobi War for you.

At first I thought the word pretty starts with "P"

Yet I was mistaken since I realized it starts with "U"

When we kiss, I will start believing in magic.

Alphabet starts with ABC, but our love starts with U and Me.

Surfboards are liberal. If you make the wrong statement against your surfboard, you won't need to apologize before you can start riding it. Just get on it and move on.

As soon as you walked in my Spidey senses started to tingle, care to explain that lovely lady?

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my p**... is Dublin.

Wanna get drunk and start heming-away?

I got a Cothon at home, want me to start the "move date" project there?

So I saw this really gorgeous girl sitting on the city bench with a bunch of bags and she got up to start walking, when I ran up to her and said

"Hey you dropped something!"
to which she replied "What?"
and I said "Your standards. Hi my name's Matt, wanna go out sometime?"

Is your love like a spring morning? Because waking up next to you feels like a fresh start every day.

Happiness starts with an “H”

But mine starts with “U”. ;)

Happiness starts with an “H”

But mine starts with “U”. ;)

You don't need car keys to make me transform or start my ignition... only your touch.

Hey girl, are you a self-assembled membrane, likely to have been produced from amphiphilic compounds? Because you look like the start of something wonderful.

If only the sweets tastes like you then I would definitely start to love them.

Raymond Vester: The fun is just getting started.

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I start another session?

Babe, let's have some KFC tonight. Let's start with that tender breast and juicy thigh of yours.

When you dont know how to start a conversation

I usually start with a pick up line, but in this case, you left me speechless

Start off by holding out your hand.

Then say to your target: "I'm going for a walk, could you hold this for me?"

Laura: Boom! That's how to start a fight and finish it quickly!

70 years on ice left me with a lot of catching up to do... I’d like to start with you. (Captain America)

Hey, by any chance is your name coffee?

Bcz I wanna start my day with you :)

Zelda is a girl, Princess Peach is too...

Press start and be my Player 2

I’m gonna need to start wearing sunglasses from now on.

Cause you’re so bright.

Like all great projects, our relationship is off to a rocky start. You made me hard.

Are you breakfast? Because I need you to start my day.

Madam comrade Let's start an alliance that is romantic in nature.

Are you guacamole? Because avocadon't get me started.

You’re like a breakfast to me

I cannot start the day without eating you

Can you hold something for me

Sure, what is it

My hand

(Romantic saxophone starts playing from a hidden room.)

Abraham Lincoln

Hey girl are you Abraham Lincoln? Cause you're starting an uprising down south.

You made me start a rally in my pants tonight.

You’re like breakfast to me. I cannot imagine to start the day without eating you up.

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the c**... out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

My body count is 0, it could start with you

I don't know how to spell. I thought happiness starts from H. But it really starts from U.

Girl, you are as sweet as candy? Because once I start eating you I want to finish you.

"Is your name Cardio? Because every time I see you, my heart starts pumping faster!"

"Is your name Friday? Because you're the end of my search and the start of a beautiful weekend."

"Oh, you're a boy? That's handy, I've been looking for a partner in crime to start an underground unicorn racing league."

"Beautiful, let me be the reason you blush, not the cause of your tears. How about we start over with a passionate kiss?"

"Haha, 'kuch bhi' sounds like the start of an interesting conversation! Ready to dive into the world of randomness with me?"

"You must be a magician, because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my heart starts playing peek-a-boo!"

"Well, aren't we starting on high notes! How's your day treating you?"

"Are you a race? Because my heart sure starts running every time I get the chance to flirt with you."

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Your smile is like a dog's tail, it wags and my heart immediately starts to race."

"You seem like everything I've been searching for; can we start the adventure of finding out if it's true?"

"Did you just rise with the sun? Because my day doesn't start until I see your smile."

"Show me a sunset that's more captivating than your eyes, I know it's impossible."

"Just like a thief, you've stolen my heart, leaving me breathless, right from the start."

"I never meant to irritate you, just wanted your attention. Can we start over with some coffee?"

"Are you an Arduino card? Because every time I see you, my heart starts to program in the love language."

"You appreciate erotic artistry; how about we start scripting our own passionate, private episode?"

"Darling, you deserve a constellation, not stars. Mind if I start by being your moon tonight?"

"Is your name Zyn? Because when I drink you in, my heart starts smokin' like a chimney."

"Do you like Nicki Minaj? Because every time I see you, my heart starts rapping 'Anaconda' don't want none unless you've got buns, hun."

"Are you from the Philippines? Because my life started to make sense when I met Manila."

"Your beauty would make any man want to break out of jail, but for you, I’d willingly stay captive.”

"Your eyes outshine Picasso's finest, your smile makes the Mona Lisa start."

"I can tell you're craving a connection, how about we start writing our own intoxicating love story?"

"Are you a sunrise? Because seeing you brings a peaceful start to my day and colors my world beautifully."

"Well, I only start daydreaming when an intriguing and enchanting conversation strikes which is quite recent, to be honest. 🌠"

"Hey, it was never my intention to hurt you. Let's start afresh, with honesty and sweetness, like a new sunrise."

"Are you a football? Because whenever I see you, my heart starts racing for a touchdown."

"Are you a map of Ukraine? Because every time I look at you, I'm ready to start an unforgettable journey."

"Well, I do enjoy a little adventure. But let's start with a coffee somewhere before we plan this grand heist, shall we?"

"Are you from Portugal? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts doing the Fado."

"Do you believe in fairy tales? Because I've been looking for my trophy ending, and it starts with you."

"Have you ever considered being a soap, because I can't imagine starting my day without you touching every part of me."

"Just like a box of Tic Tacs, once I start with you, I can't stop."

"That's a healthy start! Your intriguing vibes are like a rare fruit I've yet to taste. Simply captivating!"

"Must be level 5 ice spice in your eyes, cause every time I look, my heart starts rizzing."

"Excuse me, miss, if you're curious about anything at all, may I suggest starting with a conversation with me?"

"Are you a chef? Because whenever I look at you, my heart starts cooking up some crazy feelings."

"My dreams started making sense when I spotted you – the girl who's prettier than a Picasso masterpiece."

"You call me baby and make me cry, but those are tears of joy for having you by my side."

"Hey Macy, remember when we used to dream about the future? How about we start with a simple coffee for old times' sake?"

"I admit, I was a lousy writer, Kaylee. But can I rewrite our story?"

"Haha, oh really? Dancing to the hits of the 70s in bell-bottoms, that's your scene?"

"Haha, quite a fan of Soul Train, aren't we? I feel like we're already grooving on the same rhythm here."

"Do you like to read? Because my love story is a real page-turner – it starts with 'Once upon a time' and ends with 'Henry Cavill'."

"Excuse me, miss? Can we stop being strangers and start being the story people write love songs about?"

"How about we start an adventure together where you'll explore more than just an ordinary straw?"

"Cocky? No, I'm just confident that my genuine interest in you is worth your priceless attention."

"I'm glad you're open to new experiences. How about we start with a coffee date and endless conversation?"