Top 50 Ends Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Ends pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ends tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you 5.56 ammunition?
Because when I go to school you always end up in my head
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Are you Gordan Ramsey?
Cuz by the end of the night you'll be screaming for my lamb sauce.
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I hope covid ends soon so you don’t have to wear that mask and I can have my seat back
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If gravity didn't exist,
I'd still end up falling for you!
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I just ended my spotify subscription
Cuz they failed to list you as hottest single of the month
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Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week
I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"
Working short ends pickup lines to impress a girl
My love for you is like pi
Its never ending
I heard you like funny guys...
Not to brag, but all the girls I take to my room end up laughing
What's a nice girl like you doing in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy?
(Ref. The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy )
I’m going to stick you with my pointy end sweetie!
Please end up this poverty in my heart and stand in solidarity by my side.
We can end polio, guinea worm, and elephantiasis, but there's no end to my love for you.
I wrote you a poem
I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute
And you look mighty fine in a swim suit
Some would say you’re too hot for me
But I think we are meant to be.
Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?
Because that face id love to kiss
ends Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Is that a double ended vibrator in your pocket,
or are you just happy to see me?
By the end of tonight. My car isn't the only one who needs it's trunk cleared out.
Lets me explode, before we both do!
As the last survivor of Krypton, I have the duty to make sure that my career doesn’t end with me.
Line: I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
Comeback: Okay, but would you stay there?
Let me be your restriction endonuclease and I'll give you sticky ends.
I hope you have car insurance
Because you're about to get rear ended
ends Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Let's cuddle and wake up in 10 months when September ends.
This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.
My love for you is like a perpetuity, it'll never end.
Hey girl, are u taken?
I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.
So you wanna come over? If the world really does end tomorrow I want you to be the last person I ever have kiss with.
Naked DNA with sticky ends seeks kanamycin-resistant plasmid. EcoR1 sites preferred.
I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.
It fits together like the bad end of recombinant DNA.
We need to repopulate this basement.
Hey you will never meet another hug like me!
Well remember, if he doesn't run away, he ends the world.
Are you the end of practice? Because you're always on my mind.
ends Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
Did someone forget to paint your horizon line? I can't tell where those legs end.
Girl the worlds ending and your playing hard to get?
Sweet Marie, the moment I saw you, I knew I would Skor and have you screaming 'Oh Henry' by the end of the night!
If you play with fire, you’ll end up burnt. If you play with a firefighter you’ll end up wet!
Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!
Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.
thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!
I can't wait to knock you on the ground and use my ending blow.
Wanna see if there's a p**... of gold at the end of my rainbow?
Let's go see how this fairy tale ends.
Yeah this is me. Tries to make small talk, ends up explaining gender studies.
Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
We might not get tomorrow.
I'm not an Olympic swimmer but I'll dive in your deep end tonight.
The emancipation proclamation didn't end all slavery cuz my heart is a s**... 4 u.
Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?
Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)
End me
Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Ends phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.