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Following is our collection of Keys chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  3. We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

  4. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  5. My key blade can fit any hole.

  6. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  7. Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Damn girl

    Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing!

  9. Are you sitting on the F5 key?

    Because that ass is refreshing...

  10. Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

    I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

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Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey girl, are you a MASERATI

Cuz i want to put my key in your ignition and turn you on.

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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(Part 1 /2)

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.

Are you a locksmith?

Cuz you've got the key to my heart.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Say you were a key?
(I fucked the title)

Say I were a key

Could you fit the lock?

Ahahahahah

Please kill me

\-Local EBoy

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

I lost keys to my home...

Can I cum inside you tonight?

- Day 50

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that ass is refreshing!

Your eyes, they shine like the sun.

Man, are they hard to look at.

Gets a laugh, which is key.

How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

(Part 1/ 2)

One of the core issues man have is:

What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

What should I say next?

What is she thinking about me?

Does she like me?

How can I sexualize more?

One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

You should already assume that she likes you.

This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

What are the odds of getting her home?

You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

The rest is assumed!

You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

However,

You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

Realise that NOBODY is against you.

They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

Literally the 2 best pickup lines ever

Ok boys, these are not my own invention, but rather from a Key and Peele sketch. However, I have field tested them in real life, and I do have a 100% success rate with them or variations of them.
“Looking at you is like looking at a mountain creek after a spring thaw, simply refreshing!”
AND
“You ladies are smoldering, just like the sun! And just as bright too, in those dresses!”
Change them up a little. For example:
“You are smoldering, just like the sun! And just bright too, with that smile.”

If you really want to, you can add in a little “What is your secret?” After initial delivery

Good luck boys!

I lost my keys.

Can I check your pants?

Number

Hey baby, I would ask for your number, but I only know how to press the # key.

Katrina said mens' bottoms were the key to unlocking my fortune today.

Wanna help me get lucky?

I’ve lost my keys.

Can I keys you?

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!

Hey girl, are you a car?

'cause i want to put my keys in you

Are your arms key frames?

Because i want to be inbetween

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

I think you’re the Key to my heart.

Are you my car keys?

Cause you always go missing.
Hey! Where are you? Come back!

Girl, you got the keys to my heart.