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Top 50 Keys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Keys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

  3. We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

  4. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  5. My key blade can fit any hole.

  6. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  7. Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Damn girl

    Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing!

  9. Hey girl you my car keys?

    Cause i don't know where you are

    *single af*

  10. Are you sitting on the F5 key?

    Because that ass is refreshing...

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Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.
I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey,did you sit on F5 key?

Cause your ass is refreshing

Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your ass looks so refreshing.

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What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

Are you a car?
Cause I wanna put my key in you and hear you roar

If my heart is a doorknob

Then you're the key

I left my keys at home

Can you let me in through the back?

Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.

Are you the space bar key?

Cause I can't resist hitting on you hard every damn time.

So, which guardians do I need to defeat to get the keys into your heart?

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Are you a locksmith?

Cuz you've got the key to my heart.

Say you were a key?

(I fucked the title)

Say I were a key

Could you fit the lock?


Please kill me

\-Local EBoy

I lost keys to my home...

Can I cum inside you tonight?

- Day 50

Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that ass is refreshing!

Your eyes, they shine like the sun.

Man, are they hard to look at.

Gets a laugh, which is key.

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

I lost my keys.

Can I check your pants?

I think you’re the Key to my heart.

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

Are your arms key frames?

Because i want to be inbetween

Hey girl, are you a car?

'cause i want to put my keys in you