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Top 50 Keys Pick Up lines

Looking for keys pick up lines? We have compiled the best list of keys pick up lines for you to use. These flirty and cheesy keys pick up lines will surely help you to pick up and impress girls. Make the best of your keys or key chains to help you get the girl of your dreams.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

  3. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  4. My key blade can fit any hole.

  5. Did you sit on the F5 key?

    Cause your ass is refreshing

  6. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  7. Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  8. Hey girl you my car keys?

    Cause i don't know where you are

    *single af*

  9. Looks like you've unboxed the key to my heart.

  10. I've got the key. How about let's find out the secret on how to turn me into titan.


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Sex is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get orgasmic goodies.

Are you sitting on the F5 key?

Because that kiss is refreshing...

Girl, I got the skeleton key into your heart.

Hey there Tiktoker, here’s the gate key, to my Heart!

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This is a funny Keys pickup line!

You must be on the AP-05, cause you just got the keys to my heart.

Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.
I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

Are you a locksmith?

Cause you have the key to my heart

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Hey,did you sit on F5 key?

Cause your kiss is refreshing

Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your kiss looks so refreshing.

Hey girl, are you a MASERATI

Cuz i want to put my key in your ignition and turn you on.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

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Working Keys tinder opener

If my heart is a doorknob

Then you're the key

Are you a key? because you unlocked the doors to my heart

I left my keys at home

Can you let me in through the back?

Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.

So, which guardians do I need to defeat to get the keys into your heart?

Are you a locksmith?

Cuz you've got the key to my heart.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

Hey girl, are you sitting on that F5 key??

Cause that kiss is refreshing!

Your eyes, they shine like the sun.

Man, are they hard to look at.

Gets a laugh, which is key.