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Top 50 Keys Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Keys pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Keys conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I am so forward for geeks.

    That the W key on my keyboard has fallen for me.

  2. We fit together like an enzyme-substrate complex. Lock and key.

  3. You don't need car keys to start my ignition... only your touch.

  4. My key blade can fit any hole.

  5. Are you sitting on the F5 key? Because your backside is refreshing.

  6. Is that a key in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  7. Hey girl you my car keys?

    Cause i don't know where you are

    *single af*

  8. Are you sitting on the F5 key?

    Because that kiss is refreshing...

  9. Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that kiss is refreshing.

    I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  10. Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

    **Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

    * Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
    * When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
    * Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
    * Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
    * Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
    * Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
    * Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
    * \*waits\*
    * Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
    * Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
    * \*waits\*
    * Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
    * Does this mean we can go halfsies?
    * On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
    * Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
    * They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
    * You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
    * \*waits\*
    * I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
    * Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

    And for the finale:

    * Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
    * You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

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Hey,did you sit on F5 key?
Cause your kiss is refreshing

Did you sit on the F5 key?

Cuz your kiss looks so refreshing.

Hey girl, are you a MASERATI

Cuz i want to put my key in your ignition and turn you on.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

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If my heart is a doorknob

Then you're the key

I left my keys at home
Can you let me in through the back?

Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

Baby, you're the only lock that fits my key.

So, which guardians do I need to defeat to get the keys into your heart?

Are you a locksmith?

Cuz you've got the key to my heart.

Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.

Oh my dear, would you happen to be a locksmith?

Because I believe you have the key to my heart.

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Your eyes, they shine like the sun.

Man, are they hard to look at.

Gets a laugh, which is key.

I lost my keys.

Can I check your pants?

I think you’re the Key to my heart.

Hey are you KFC?

Cuz I low-key hate you!

Are your arms key frames?

Because i want to be inbetween

Hey girl, are you a car?

'cause i want to put my keys in you

Katrina said mens' bottoms were the key to unlocking my fortune today.

Wanna help me get lucky?

Here's The Gate Key...

To My Heart!


Hey baby, I would ask for your number, but I only know how to press the # key.

Are you my car keys?

Cause you always go missing.
Hey! Where are you? Come back!

I’ve lost my keys.

Can I keys you?