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Top 49 Kick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Kick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. It's time to kick gum and chew ass

    And I'm all out of gum( ≖ ͜ʖ≖)

  2. Did you just spin kick my trachea?

    Cause you take my breath away

  3. Do you have a soccerball?

    I was hoping we could kick it...

  4. If I buy a soccer ball darling, will you kick it with me?

  5. You don’t deserve to be kicked around like this.

  6. You just gave a spinning bird kick to my heart.

  7. I kick kiss at Divination. Want to hear a prediction? I forsee you taking off your clothes.

  8. Are you Sergio Ramos penalty kick?

    Cause you're out of this world.

  9. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to f**k you on the floor.

  10. I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having lapsed insurance.

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Funny kick pickup lines

Has the mere-exposure effect kicked in yet, or do I need to spam more of your instagram pictures?

Is there a ninja in your pants?

Cause your kiss is kicking.

Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!

Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kicking

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Hey girl, would you let me practice penalty kicks against you?

Coz you're a keeper!

Hey girl are you a bass drum?
Cause I’m tryna kick it.

Do you know karate? Cause your body is really kicking.

You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight sweetheart?

Idk if this is a sensitive question but

Did you do smth wrong and got kicked out of heaven?

Do you do Taekwondo?

Because you can really kick.

Do you want to go to a football game?

Cause I’m going to drop kick your virginity

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Working Kick tinder opener

Girl you a cat

Cause I want to kick you off an overpass

(Nsfw) Dang girl are you a mannequin?

Cause I wanna get kicked out of Macy's for touching you

Hey if this school graded based on looks you would be kicked out.

You'd wreck the grading curve.

How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?

I would definitely like to kick off something new with you.

Do you do Body Combat?

Because your body is kick-ass!

Do you do body combat?

Because your body is kicking!

Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.

Has the mere exposure effect kicked in yet, or do i need to walk by again?

Not a soccer fan, but I'd like to kick it with you

I would kick my parents out if you came over.