Top 50 Lick Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Lick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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Girl are you an oreo?
Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside
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Do you work at KFC?
Cause you're finger licking good!
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?
... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
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Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.
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Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.
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What's the difference between me and a dog?
When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.
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Wanna lick my beater?
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May I lick your boots?
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Hey, are you a Freudian slip?
Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.
Funny lick pickup lines
Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Your legs are like Oreos
I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle
Are you a Himalayan Salt Lamp?
Cause I wanna lick you all over
What's the difference between you and an Oreo?
Nothing. I want to lick the filling from both.
Are you a bag of Doritos?
Because I wanna lick my fingers when I'm done ;)
Are you ice cream?
Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.
Your legs are like Oreo cookies
I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
Are you a tootsie pop?
Cuz i wanna know how many licks it takes to get to the center of you
Are you an Oreo..
Because, lick, twist and dunk is about to get a whole other meaning after seeing you
Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.
Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
Are you a stamp?
Because I'd lick it, stick it and send it.
What is common between you and Ice cream cone?
I love to lick them both.
Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?
Are you ice cream?
Because I have the urge to lick ya.
Are you a stamp?.
Cause I wanna lick you from behind
I like my ice-cream, like i like my women
Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
Are you a cheeto?
Cause I'd love to lick you off my fingers.
Wanna l-l-lick me like a lollipop? (Lollipop)
Are you my melting ice cream cone?
Because i wanna lick you up and down
Are you a bag of cheetos
Cuz I'm gonna lick my fingers when I'm done with you
Are you a oreo?
Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle