What's the difference between me and a dog?

When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.

Wanna lick my beater?

May I lick your boots?

Hey, are you a Freudian slip?

Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.

Are you a Himalayan Salt Lamp?

Cause I wanna lick you all over

What's the difference between you and an Oreo?

Nothing. I want to lick the filling from both.

I wish I could lick the salt off your lips.

Save a lollipop

Lick me instead.

Are you ice cream?

Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you

I would totally lick your guacaholey.

Are you ice cream?

Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.

Did you fall into a pile of sugar? Because I want to lick you to find out.

Damn baby, your body is so hot, I wanna pour powdered milk all over and lick it off

Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers.

Lick my fingers like you could not get enough of me like you do to your sweets.

I promise to lick your balls clean and polish your shaft before and after each use during the upcoming golf season.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

Are you an Oreo..

Because, lick, twist and dunk is about to get a whole other meaning after seeing you

Babe you want some Oreo? You could lick my white cream any time.

You seem like a sweet girl. Mind if I lick you to find out?

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

I want to lick your body the way I would lick anything with chocolate.

Girl, I want to lick the icing off your cake.

Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my c**... gets in your buns.

Are you a stamp?

Because I'd lick it, stick it and send it.

I know first aid and can perform the hind lick.

Hey, baby. Wanna lick my spoon?

Are you a sugar momma? Because I want to lick some sweet milk off you.

Are you legs oreos?

Cuz I wanna split em open and lick what's on the inside

Your panties are like Oreos, I wanna lick the inside.

"Your cowlick's like a sweet rebellion, just as charming and unique as its owner. Can I join the fun?"

"Do you believe in love at first lick? Because just like ice cream, you're melting my heart."

If your pleasure is my command, consider me the master of oral gratification. How about a sample?

"I may not be a chef, but I can definitely satisfy your cravings in more ways than one."

Are you a porn star? Because I'd like to blow your mind, not just your dick.

Sounds adventurous! But let's stick to more PG topics for now 😉 Your wit is captivating though!

Are you a baker? Because you've got my buns rising. Can I lick your pink pussy?

"Even your cowlick stands up to announce that the world's cutest girl has arrived."

"Did your cowlick stand up or is it just happy to see me? Either way, it's as adorable as you are."

"Are you KFC? Because your beauty is finger-licking good, and I crave you more than my favorite meal."

Are you ice cream?

Because I have the urge to lick ya.

"Are you made of ice cream? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I want to lick you all over."

"Is that a cowlick or are you just happy to see me? Your hair's got more personality than most people I meet."

Are you a lollipop? Because I want to be licked and savored by you all night.

"Even your cowlick stands up to salute your enchanting beauty. Got more secrets for me to admire, sweetheart?"

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist licking your meow-some pussy.

That's an... interesting suggestion. I prefer to keep my taste buds away from there. Let's stick to more conventional date ideas, shall we?

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feeling like I want to lick your pussy.

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

Are you a blowpop? Because I want to lick you until you feel the pop!

"Wow, they must've mistaken you for a celebrity... or cheese. Concert people are strange. Ever had anyone lick your elbow thinking it's a lollipop?"

If you were a popsicle flavor, you'd be "irresistible" - I'd lick you 100 times over!

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeaway? Because I'm craving some finger-licking good time with you in my booty hole.

Are you made of chocolate? Because I can't resist the urge to lick you all over.

Are you a pink lemonade? Because I'd love to take a sip of that sweetness.

Are you an ice cream stick? Because you're sweet, irresistible, and I want to lick you clean.

Are you a stamp?.

Cause I wanna lick you from behind

Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us. Can I lick your pink pussy?

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

"If I was a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives making sure you purr."

"Your cowlick stands prouder than a sunflower in the morning light, and darling, it's just as captivating."

Are you a vacuum? Because you suck like a pro.

You're like the perfect ice cream stick - delicious, satisfying, and I want to lick you all over.

"I must be dreaming; your shower scene could inspire a masterpiece. Mind if I join your art exhibit?"

Oh, you're full of surprises! I like that in a person. Can't wait to discover more about you.

I like my ice-cream, like i like my women

Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

Sounds like you're adventurous! I like that. Let's keep it spicy... maybe we can explore together sometime? 😏

"Do you believe in love at first lick? Because when I see you, all I want is a scoop of our future together."

"I wanna be the reason you're smiling while I'm down there, tasting your delicious pussy."

Are you a cheeto?

Cause I'd love to lick you off my fingers.

Are you a blowpop? Because I want to lick you until you're all sticky and sweet.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your pussy deserves some heavenly licking.

"Is your cowlick a compass? Because every time it stands up, it points me straight to my true north— you."

Haha, well that escalated quickly! How about we stick to more PG-rated activities for now? Maybe mini-golf?

"Are we on a farm? Because your standing cow lick makes me want to cultivate a love that's udderly fantastic."

"Your cow lick stands up because even your hair can't help reaching for the stars, just like you."

Are you an ice cream cone? Because you're sweet, tempting, and I want to lick you all over.

You know how to make me blush! Your boldness is oddly captivating. 😳

Haha, that's quite a bold statement! How about we keep it classy and stick to getting to know each other for now?

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take you to bed and give you a warm blow.

"Is it just me, or does the steam in here make you even more irresistible? I'd love to join you!"

Is your name Jasmine? Because you make me want to explode like a porn star.

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I can't help but want to taste your magic.

Are you a lollipop? 'Cause I wanna lick you until you're all gone.

"Are you an Oreo from Metro Market? Because I can't resist twisting, licking, and dunking my heart into you!"

Are you a puzzle? Because I'd love to explore every inch of you, starting with your sweet spot.

Sounds like you have a wild side! How about we keep things interesting in a more... traditional way? 😏

"Do you like seafood? Because I'm craving some sushi...uh, I mean, licking your pussy."

Are you a cat? Because I'd love to lick your pussy all night long.

If you were a lollipop, I'd be the stick making sure you get licked all night long.

Are you an ice cream flavor? Because you're so sweet, I might just lick the bowl clean.

"Hey, even your cowlick can't resist standing up to admire your beauty."

Haha, I appreciate your sense of humor! Let's keep it classy though. You have a way with words 😄

Haha, you definitely keep things interesting! Your sense of humor is refreshing. 😄

Are you a vacuum? Because I wanna blow you away with my sucking skills.

"Your cowlick stands up perfectly, just like my heart rate every time I see you."

"Is your name Ice-Cream? Because I'd definitely lick up every moment with you."

Haha, that's one way to break the ice! How about we stick to more PG-rated topics for now? 😂

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want you to suck me dry.

Are those lips as sweet as they look in the video? Because I'm craving a taste.

Are you a cat? Because I want to lick your pink pussy all night long.

Are you made of ice cream? Because you're so sweet and I can't resist licking you.

"Is your cowlick defying gravity? Because much like my heart, it seems to only want to reach for the stars."

"Your cow lick must be a rebel, because when it stands up, my heart starts an uprising!"

Are you the ice cream? Because watching you lick is the sweetest sight I've ever seen.

Are you an ice cream cone? Because you're sweet, tempting, and I want to lick you from top to bottom.

Are you a lollipop? 'Cause I wanna lick you like there's no tomorrow.

Wanna l-l-lick me like a lollipop? (Lollipop)

Is your name Whiskers? Because I can't resist the urge to lick your pussy.

Do you play the flute? Because I’d like to blow on your instrument all night long.

"Is it just the steam, or did you just raise the temperature in here? You're looking stunning, even through the mist."

"Is it hot in here or is it just me thinking about tasting your sweetness?"

Can I be your personal kitty and lick your pussy until you purr with pleasure?

Are you a candle? Because I want to blow you and make a wish.

Are you a DVD player? 'Cause I wanna press your buttons and watch you suck, blow, and cum.

Are you made of KFC? Because you're finger-licking good!

Whoa, TMI! I'm all about keeping it classy. Let's switch gears and talk about something less... intense!

"Is your name Lollipop? Because life without a taste of your sweet laughter would be unbearably bland."

Wow, that's definitely a bold move! I prefer getting to know someone on a deeper level first. Tell me about your hobbies instead.

"Are you an ice cream cone? Because I want to lick every delicious part of you."

Are you a lollipop? Because I want to lick you from top to bottom.

"I must be a chef, because I'd love to sample your sweet pussy all night."

"Are you a lollipop? Because I'm having a hard time resisting the urge to take a sweet taste of your charm."

"Your cowlick's standing up and it's adorable, just like how you make my heart stand on end with your sweet smile."

"Is your cowlick a compass? Because it just pointed me towards the most beautiful girl in the room."

Well, that's an interesting topic to bring up! I prefer keeping things more PG, but to each their own!

"Are you an Oreo? 'Cause darling with every twist, turn and lick, you'd be my favorite pick."

Are you a porn star? Because you know how to handle a dick like Jasmine in a hot scene.