Top 50 Lick Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Lick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you my dog
Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat
Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
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Girl are you an oreo?
Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside
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Do you work at KFC?
Cause you're finger licking good!
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Are you a Himalayan pink salt lamp?
... because I really want to lick you up and down ;)
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Are you ice cream? Because I'd lick you.
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Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.
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What's the difference between me and a dog?
When you squeeze a dog it stops licking and starts squirming, but when you squeeze me, I don't stop licking and you start squirming.
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Wanna lick my beater?
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May I lick your boots?
Funny lick pickup lines
Hey, are you a Freudian slip?
Because I wanna lick you up in my car and eat you out tonight.
Do you like me ? Breath for yes, lick your elbow for no.
Are you a Himalayan Salt Lamp?
Cause I wanna lick you all over
Your legs are like Oreos
I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle
Are you a bag of Doritos?
Because I wanna lick my fingers when I'm done ;)
Are you ice cream?
Because I don’t know if I’d rather lick you or spoon you
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Are you ice cream?
Cause I can't decide if I want to lick you or spoon you.
Your legs are like Oreo cookies
I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
Are you a tootsie pop?
Cuz i wanna know how many licks it takes to get to the center of you
Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.
Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
Girl you must be the back of my paw cause i want to lick you constantly.
Are you ice cream?
Because I have the urge to lick ya.
Are you a stamp?.
Cause I wanna lick you from behind
I like my ice-cream, like i like my women
Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
Are you a cheeto?
Cause I'd love to lick you off my fingers.
Walk up to a man in a bar
Picture this
Shoot him the finger guns, and say these exact words.
"Lickety split, lick my clit"
And wink.
Gets em' every time
Wanna have sex?
Be beautiful for yes and lick your elbow for no
Wanna l-l-lick me like a lollipop? (Lollipop)
You and Me, we together are like Horlicks!
You be my **Whore** and I be the one who **Licks**.
_There are multiple openings to it, if you wanna know, lemme know. ;)_
Are you my melting ice cream cone?
Because i wanna lick you up and down
Are you a bag of cheetos
Cuz I'm gonna lick my fingers when I'm done with you
Are you a oreo?
Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle