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Top 14 Wipe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Wipe chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Uh-Oh, I got sand all over my back. Can you help wipe it off?

  2. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  3. I’ll Wipe Away your Shadow of Doubts about me. You cant have a Counter-spell for that.

  4. Hi Miss! Let me wipe that seat for you.

    *wipes face*

  5. Did you just sit in a pile of shit?

    Because my dick is soft like toilet paper and I want to wipe your ass with it.

  6. Are you a towel?

    Because after seeing you I need to wipe it off!

  7. Oh, my God, it looks like someone sneezed on your breasts!

    No, no, don’t touch it! Let me wipe it off.

  8. Can I see you home on the subway?

    I’ve got Clorox Wipes.

  9. Are you my pillow

    Because I want to wipe my tears on you and cuddle with you

  10. *while having dinner/lunch*

    Me: hey there's something close to your lips
    She:*wipes* is it gone ?
    Me: nop
    She:*wipes again* now?
    Me : no, oh sorry that's beauty on your lips ! You just can't wipe it ......

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Funny wipe pickup lines

Make sure you have toilet paper.
Buy this toilet paper and it won't be the only thing wiping your ass tonight

(Lick finger and wipe on his shirt)... Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Can I borrow your t-shirt? I gotta go wipe the oil off my dip stick.

Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me and let's get started.