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Top 34 Sit Lap Pick Up lines

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  1. Roses are red, your arse is immaculate...

    If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you with ejaculate.

  2. Why don't you sit on my lap

    And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.

  3. Do you wanna come sit on my lap?

    We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up

  4. If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?

  5. Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
    Comeback: Well that’ll be a short conversation.

  6. Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!

  7. Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

  8. I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.

  9. Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.

  10. Come sit on my lap. I've got a candy cane just for you.

Funny sit lap pickup lines

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation
**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?

Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.

And we talk about the first thing that comes up

Are you Santa?

Cuz i would love to sit on ur lap and tell u exactly what I want

Hey come and sit on my lap.

We'll just talk about the first thing that comes up

Come sit on Santa's lap...
And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.

Why don't I come sit on your lap

And we'll see what pops up.

Hey are you Santa

Cause I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you

Roses are red, Violets are violets

My name ain't santa,but enjoy sitting on my lap. Yay :p

Are you Santa?

Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents

Can I sit on your lap?

I’ve always wanted to know how it feels like to be on top of the world

I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.

Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!

Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.

Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!

Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?

Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.