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Why don't you sit on my lap
And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Do you wanna come sit on my lap?
We’ll talk about the first thing that pops up
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If I dress up as Santa, will you sit on my lap?
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Line: Want to sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Hey do you wanna sit on my lap and see what pops up!
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Hey would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
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I may not be santa but you can sit on my lap.
Sit in my lap and let's talk about the first thing that pops up, or until my legs fall asleep.
You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.
Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?
Will you help anchor my lifeguard tower by sitting on my lap?
Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
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Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.
Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.
Wanna sit on my lap while I row?
Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.
Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.
What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.
Sit on my lap, and babe that hard thing is not my wallet.
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Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.
Babe, sit on my lap and see what I have under wraps.
Haha, I love the idea of carrying you around like a queen and having you on my lap whenever you want. Can't wait to spoil you even more! 😉
Are you a chef? Because every time you cook for me, my heart melts with your love.
You must be an expert in physical touch, because every time you sit on my lap, I melt!
As your vampire boyfriend, it would be my pleasure to carry you and have you sit on my lap whenever you wish. I can't resist you.
Sit on my lap and I will take you to a whole new level.
"If acts of service and physical touch are your love languages, I'm here to be your personal taste tester and cuddle buddy."
If you sit on my lap, I'll fill you up.
"If I were a seagull, I'd fly over all seven seas just to drop a message in your sea-side lap: 'Hello, beautiful!'"
"Is your lap a photo frame? Because this face looks picture-perfect sitting there."
Sit on my lap and you will straight out things real fast.
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Are you a toaster? Because you're making my heart warm and crispy like a perfectly toasted bagel.
"Ever thought about getting into photography? Your lap sure makes a stunning backdrop for my face."
"I could get used to being spoiled with your delicious cooking and lap-sitting. Want to make it a date?"
Of course, my dear vampire girlfriend. I'll sweep you off your feet and hold you close whenever you desire. Your wish is my command.
"That's an enticing offer, but how about we save that for our third date? For now, let's keep the mystery alive."
"Your eyes are captivating, but they'd look even better looking down at me while you're sitting on my lap."
"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...and my lap becomes an available seat."
"Well, as tempting as that sounds, I'd rather earn that privilege. Let's keep discovering each other, shall we?"
I'll carry you in my arms like a prince, and you can sit on my lap anytime, my vampire princess. You know I can't resist you.
Of course not, my vampire girlfriend. I'll be your personal chauffeur and lap warmer anytime you want. Just say the word.
"Your beauty is overwhelming, may I offer my lap as a seating arrangement to share this moment?"
Haha, I can definitely carry you around like the elegant vampire girlfriend you are. And sitting on my lap? Consider it done.
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"Hey gorgeous, how about a seat? Because the only place more comfortable than a chair is my lap."
Your wish is my command, vampire girlfriend. I'll be your loyal companion, ready to sweep you off your feet and have you on my lap whenever you wish.
If sitting on laps is your love language, then I hope you never want to stand up.
"That's a pretty intimate invitation for our first virtual date. Maybe let's start with sharing a virtual popcorn?"
Sounds like a fun plan, my vampire girlfriend. I'd love to carry you in my arms and have you sit on my lap anytime you desire.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Baby why dont you come sit on my lap.
And we talk about the first thing that comes up
As your vampire boyfriend, I'll sweep you off your feet and hold you close. You can sit on my lap whenever you desire. Your wish is my command.
If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard so you'd have to sit on my lap facing me.
"Do you feel that? That's my heart racing like a derby horse every time I feel your smile."
"I must say, your confidence is attractive. But let's get to know each other a bit more before switching to the cozy mode."
Are you a chef? Because your cooking skills make my heart race just as much as sitting in your lap.
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Haha, I can definitely carry you around, my vampire girlfriend. And sitting on my lap? Sounds like a dream come true. 😉
Are you a chef? Because you've already got my heart simmering with your cooking skills!
Absolutely, my girlfriend deserves to be treated like a princess. Consider yourself carried and seated on my lap, anytime, anywhere. 😘
"Sounds cozy! I'm all for good company and TV, but how about a coffee date first? let's keep some mystery alive."
Your wish is my command, my vampire queen. I'll gladly carry you in my arms and have you seated on my lap anytime you wish.
Your acts of service in the kitchen and physical touch on my lap light up all my senses.
Haha, I'll make sure to keep my vampire strength in check when I carry you around. And sitting on my lap? Sounds like a plan 😉
"A tempting offer! But, I like the thrill of anticipation. How about we start with a fun chat here, then we'll see?"
Can I borrow a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes sitting on my lap.
"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. How about sitting on my lap, facing me?"
"Whoa, easy tiger! Let's save the Netflix and chill for date number three, deal?"
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te sitting on my lap!
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My vampire powers are yours to command, my love. I'll carry you whenever you desire and always welcome you on my lap. 💕
If acts of service and physical touch are your love languages, then I'm here to serve you... on my lap.
Are you a GPS? Because every time I see you, my heart reroutes straight to happiness.
Are you Santa?
Cuz i would love to sit on ur lap and tell u exactly what I want
I may not be Santa
But if you sit on my lap i can make your wishes come true
Hi, I am callum
How about you sit on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops-up?
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Hey are you Santa Clause?
Cause I want to sit on your lap
"As tempting as that sounds, I think I'd rather take you out for a fun evening around town first. How's that sound?"
"Is this your natural perfume, or is it just the scent of our blooming love story?"
Are you a chef? Because I can't resist someone who knows their way around the kitchen and my lap.
Hey come and sit on my lap.
We'll just talk about the first thing that comes up
Come sit on Santa's lap...
And turn this lump of coal into a diamond.
Why don't I come sit on your lap
And we'll see what pops up.
Hey are you Santa
Cause I want to sit on your lap and tell you what I want from you
Can I sit on your lap?
I’ve always wanted to know how it feels like to be on top of the world
Roses are red, Violets are violets
My name ain't santa,but enjoy sitting on my lap. Yay :p
Are you Santa?
Cause I wanna sit on your lap and see your presents
Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
Santa’s busy... You can sit on my lap!
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
Someone vacuum my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.
Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?
Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
I'm not Santa, but you can sit on my lap.
Mind if I sit on your lap, my knees are suddenly weak?
Wanna sit on my lap while I use the rowing machine?
Your legs must be tired, from passing out flyers for Green Peace, sit on my lap!
Sit on my lap and watch me "level up."
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